Title: 4:00 PM
Pairing: Drake/Josh
Rating: PG
Summary: Drake knows how to get what he wants.
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"It's four. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!"
"Yes. I do. And it makes me throw up in my mouth a little."
"Oh, come on. I indulge you all the time, how come I can't have this one thing?"
"Because it's weird."
"It is not. It's perfectly normal for a teenage boy."
"Yeah, not really."
"…Perhaps not. But- please?"
"I won't. I told you last time I wouldn't do it again."
"What harm could it do?"
"This kind of stuff has to be detrimental to your mental health or something."
"You know the word 'detrimental'?"
"Don't look so surprised. Now I'm definitely not doing it."
"I'm not that surprised you know it. I am surprised you said it correctly…"
"Now you're just being mean. This is NOT how to get what you want."
"And how do I get what I want?"
"I know how you can start…"
"…"
"And stop looking at the bed."
"…"
"Not the couch."
"…"
"Yes. The desk."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah. You can start by helping me with my history essay."
"Who are you and what have you done with Drake?"
"…"
"I'm not going to get to watch Oprah, today, am I?"
"…"
"I'm sorry?"
Drake just smiles as Josh sits down to help with his homework. Because Drake always gets what he wants.
For future reference, does anyone know when Oprah airs? I just picked a time randomly. This was my first D&J attempt, although, not even close to being my first venture into ff. I'm sorry if it made your eyes bleed or anything equally upsetting.
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