Flash!
"It wasn't an alien we just blew up with my gun. It was a rampaging cactus-man on steroids." Agent J explained.
Flash!
"No, it wasn't a cactus-man... It was the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man when he ate his veggies and didn't get enough sleep. He was just to cranky, so we had to put 'im down." J corrected himself.
Flash!
Agent K shook his head, then tried to help his partner out of his self-dug hole. "No, we didn't shot any aliens, it was just an un-animated bag-o-goo. Completely harml-"
Agent J suddenly pointed up and shouted "Look, K! More aliens!"
And the crowd went wild. They gasped and pointed up at the six figures flying across the sky above them.
Flash!
"No, no aliens! It was just a bag-o-goo and... flying fish!" said J to cover up his mistake in pointing out the figures above them.
Flash!
"No, it was a bag-o-goo and Superman." K said, before leaning closer to his partner to whisper "Flying fish don't actually fly, J."
"Oh, right... Hey, wait a sec!" Flash! "It was a bag-o-goo and a group of Supermen."
"Wait, we're just making this worse." Flash! "It was a bag-o-goo and birds. Ordinary, flying, non-human-hybrid, completely normal and harmless birds. Dismissed."
The slightly bewildered crowd scattered, and J and K, still covered in alien-goo, walked off into the sunset to discus what J had seen.
"Were they registered?" J asked.
"Nope." K replied.
"Then shouldn't we do something?" J inquired, astonished.
"Nope."
"What? Why?"
"They're not aliens." K simply stated, looking into the sky at the retreating figures.
"What do you mean? Not aliens? Then what?"
"Not our division."
"Then what division?"
"The MIB."
"Oh-wait, but we're the MIB."
"Different MIB, son."
"What, Men In Brown?"
"No, that's our Recycling devision."
"Men in brown suits do our recycling?"
"No, men in brown paper bags. They recycle everything." K responded, looking a little disgusted at the thought.
"So, which MIB?"
"Men In Blue."
"And what do they wear?"
"Overalls."
"Overalls?" J asked, trying not to crack up.
"Overalls." K confirms.
"Overalls." J states, trying to become accustomed the idea.
"They're based in Arizona."
"Oh..."
This was just a random one shot that I hope made you laugh! My brother and I wrote it in, like, half an hour, so we really didn't put much into it. Oh, and neither of us own Men In Black or Maximum Ride (or Superman or Ghostbuster), so don't sue us! If you liked it, please review! We LOVE feedback! You're awesome! But only if you review! Just kidding, you're awesome just for reading this far. BYE BYE!