A/N: This story isn't stolen from Demon Skittles, or the many other names we went through, because it is again us. We were having oodles of problems with the Demon Skittles account, so we created a new one. This is all just a repost of Black Rainbow, and we'll be getting new chapters of it out soon!

Chapter One

The crowd went absolutely wild as Lita stepped out of gorilla, a black veil atop her head, a solid black dress clinging to her body. She held a bouquet of flowers in her hands. Today was the day she was to marry Kane, since he had beaten Matt Hardy at the previous pay-per-view in a Till Death Do Us Part match. She marched slowly, her cold eyes intently staring at Kane's. He smirked knowingly at his future wife.

What Kane did not know, though, was that Lita was about to shake up the WWE.

"Do you take this woman as your lawfully wedded woman?"

"I do." Kane answered, that smirk still on his face, before handing the mic over to Lita. She snatched it from him, ready to say her 'vows' and what she needed to say.

"Kane," She started. "I truly hate you and hope you burn in hell." The crowd began screaming louder and louder, so she paused. Kane was now glaring at her.

"You remember, Kane, how we found out that this baby was yours?" She said. Kane mouthed yes and nodded.

"Well, Kane," Now it was her turn to smirk. "I lied." The shocked look on his face was one that could not be scripted.

"It's true. This baby," She pointed at her stomach. "Is not yours, nor is it Matt Hardy's."

"Then whose is it?" Kane practically yelled.

"This baby..."

The audience sat, hushed now, awating her answer intently.

"Is Jeff Hardy's."

As soon as the words had left her mouth, Jeff's new music hit the PA and he ran out of gorilla. Lita did not think she had ever heard such a loud audience before the return of Jeff Hardy to the WWE. His bright purple hair shone with every light in the building as he rushed up to Lita and pulled her to him. He smiled down at her, and she returned the smile, before he dipped down, capturing her lips with his. As soon as the kiss was broken, Lita glanced over at Kane. She could've sworn his face was as red as her hair. His nostrils flared out with his heavy breathing.

"You bitch! I'll kill you!" He yelled at her. Even without a mic, the first two rows of the audience could hear him. Jeff reached down, taking her hand in his before beginning to run. They ran full speed ahead until they reached the backstage area. Seething with anger, Kane followed the couple. Once he arrived in the parking lot, he saw a flash of bright red hair duck into a black Corvette. Before he could get two more steps, the door was slammed shut and the car sped off. Laughing hysterically, Jeff pulled out of the parking lot.

The pair laughed as they drove on to their hotel. Amy tore off the wedding dress, regardless for Jeff's vision. She pulled a blue flame mesh shirt over her head, again blocking Jeff's line of vision. Baggy black pants then covered her lower half.

"You shouldn't change in the car anymore." Jeff squeaked.

"Well, would you want to wear that dress?" Amy grinned.

"Good point."

"I know." She smirked. Shreads of the former dress laid strewn across the car.

"You really hated that thing, didn't you?" Jeff asked after a moment. She glared at him.

"What do you think?"

"Point taken." Jeff said, shaking his head while trying to hold back giggles. They arrived at the hotel about ten minutes later. Meanwhile, at the arena, Caitir Omikron and Kachina Epsilon had just finished their match against Trish Stratus and Gail Kim. They were, of course, victorious.

"That was a good match." Caitir said as the two women walked down to catering.

"They suck ass." Kachina replied nonchalantley.

"Okay."

"Yeah, they were predestined to be the last in line." Kachina laughed.

"Quoting Deadsy again, are we?" Caitir quipped.

"You do it too."

"I know. But hey, once you hear Deadsy, it's pretty inevitable."

"True."

"What do you want to do?" Jeff asked Amy as they boredly laid around their hotel room.

"Well, Jeffy, I dunno." Amy grinned, using her pet name for him.

They sat around for a few more minutes in silence. Amy's eyes had started to droop in her utter boredom, but they soon snapped back open when she heard the shrill ring of Jeff's cell phone.

"Thank God! What do you want?" Jeff asked into the phone with a grin, after looking at the caller id to see who it was.

"Is that how you always answer the phone?"

"Only with you, my love."

"I better be."

"Anyways, what's up?" Jeff asked.

"Since you're in town...and we're bored..."

"Spit it out, 'Lijah."

"You guys wanna come over or something?"

"Sure. It'd be better than hanging out at the hotel all day. Ames'll probably come, and knowing her she'll call some of her girlfriends and they'll come too."

"Alright man. See you later."

"Later."

Jeff flipped the phone closed.

Amy rolled her eyes as she forced herself up.

"What are we waiting for?" She asked.

"For you to call someone. I know you want to." Jeff smiled.

"Alright."

Amy then picked up her cell phone and dialed a number.

"Hello?" Came the answer after two rings.

"Hey Caitey. Do you and Emm wanna come and hang out with me and Jeffy and some really hot guys?"

"Do you even have to ask, honey? Where do we meet you?"

Amy gave them directions to Nner's house and told them to be there in about an hour.

"Ready?" Jeff asked.

"Yup."

A/N: Just for you guys's information, Nner, or Dr. Nner, and 'Lijah, or Elijah, are two members of Deadsy. Enjoy you guys, and don't forget to drop us a review! )