A/N: Yeah, another Parody of the movie '10 Things I Hate About You' but this one is different and my other one had plot holes
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10 Things You Hate About Me
Chapter 1: How Do I…
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The silver haired boy sat down in the straight-backed chair, glaring at the young counselor. She looked up from her laptop, pushing her half-moon reading glasses down her nose and smiling quirkily. "You must be Inuyasha! I love your hair, so… oh my, 5 new schools in 6 years? Army brat?"
"No…my dad works here," he replied slowly, looking a little nervous about being around this strange young woman.
"Oh, that's nice. Miroku will show you around campus. Now I have a book to write and heathens to see, so shoo!" she said shooing him from her office as two other boys walked in.
"Oh my…" she said as the pair sat down, "If it isn't the tiresome two. What happened this time? The lunch lady was babbling something awful about… indecent exposure?"
"It wasn't us, and it was only a sausage…" The shorter boy trailed off, fidgeting with the hem of his shirt and looking to his companion for an answer. "That's about all I remember…" he added, scratching the back of his head and laughing a little. "Really, Miss Sakasagumi. You understand, right?"
The other held his hand out. "Suikotsu, quit babbling," he demanded coldly. "Listen, Yura, it was a little practical joke. We paid the kid too…and it was only a sausage," he stated flatly.
Miss Yura Sakasagumi sighed. "Well, Renkotsu, your reasoning is as usual, impeccable, and I have work to do, so you get off easy this time," she told them with a bit of a giggle.
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"You're Miroku?" Inuyasha asked the boy that had walked up and introduced himself. He was wearing a dark purple T-shirt with "Saint" written across the front in a lighter blue and had two gold earrings in one of his ears.
"What were you expecting?" he asked curiously.
"Someone… more nerdy," Inuyasha told him, raising a dark eyebrow.
Miroku gave him a mocking bow. "Well, this is who you are stuck with. I am your guide to Shikon Highschool, and hope to become a friend to you along the way," he said. "Okay, come on, I'll give you a tour of the campus layout and who's on limits and… who isn't," he took Inuyasha's arm and began guiding him around.
"Those are the hardcore nerds… uhm, just avoid them, they aren't that nice," he said. "Those are the thugs. They'll help you out, but it'll cost you a bit of money," he added. "And those are the players. I was part of that group before Hiten… took over as best looking straight guy in the school. Those are the jocks, they aren't really smart, and hanging out with them makes you look stupid too, so avoid them. Those two are just assholes, easily avoided, but they'll pretty much try to get you to make an idiot out of yourself for amusement, or beat you up," he pointed out, but Inuyasha silenced him.
"Who's that?" he asked, pointing to a girl with wavy black hair, who was talking and laughing with a few of her friends.
"That is…Kagome Higurashi. She's nice and all, but one of those people that you don't speak to unless spoken to. Not her rule, just the basic rule of beautiful people around here," he said, jerking his new friend away from the gathering of dark haired girls, but looked back quickly afterwards. "Oh my lovely Sango, why must you be so cruel?" he whispered hopelessly.
Inuyasha just gave the boy a strange look before they started off as the first bell of the day rang. They hurried off to class, as did most of the kids in the front garden.
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Class had begun, English with Mr. Taiyoukai. "What did you think of…" he started, looking back at his planner. "The Sun Also Rises', class?" he asked.
A girl with shoulder length wavy hair raised her hand. "It was wonderful. Hemingway is so romantic," she said smiling.
Two black haired girls gave each other 'she is so oblivious' looks and one of them, smaller with teal eyes looked up. "Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso, trying to nail his leftovers," she argued.
"As opposed to two self righteous hags that have no friends?" a brown-haired boy asked.
They glared at him. "I suppose being male and a rich-bitch makes you more acceptable in this society," the quieter of the two retorted apathetically.
"All of you shut up," the teacher finally snapped in annoyance.
The door then opened and Renkotsu stuck his head in. "What'd I miss?" he asked.
The second black haired girl turned. "Just sexism at its prime," she told him coolly.
He nodded. "Good," he said walking back out of the classroom.
A brown haired boy smacked his palm into his forehead and shook his head.
"Would it be possible, Mr. Taiyoukai, sir, to get the Bitch Sisters to take their Midol…before class starts?" asked the brown haired boy looking from the two black haired girls back to the golden-eyed teacher.
"You know, Naraku, one of these days, those two are going to bitch slap you, and I'll have fun watching," Mr. Taiyoukai told him flatly.
Naraku looked offended and the two girls smirked.
"Tsubaki, Kikyou, go to the counselor's office, I don't feel like dealing with you two this morning," he added pointing to the door.
They didn't argue, getting up and walking out of class, down the hall to the counselor's office.
The black haired woman looked up from her typing as two figures 'darkened her doorway' she smiled. "Come on in, you two," she said.
The two sat down. "So… terrorizing Mr. Taiyoukai's class… again?" she asked looking through some papers.
"I didn't know an opinion was a terrorist action," Tsubaki interrupted.
"Like you expressed your opinions to Musou?" Yura asked.
Tsubaki tried not to laugh a little. "He deserved it," she contested.
"His testicle retrieval operation went well, if you were curious, but - he still isn't all there, can't remember things well. Maybe it's from the collision of his head onto the sneeze guard, by way of Tsubaki," she said critically, then laughed. "Well, its just… students perceive you two as… somewhat…" she began.
"Tempestuous?" they chorused.
"Heinous bitches, is more common," she corrected. "You…might want to work on that."
She shooed them from her office impatiently and they left.
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"So, how do you like it here?" Miroku asked as they made their way across the parking lot.
"It's… okay, a little weird though," Inuyasha told him, watching the girl he'd seen earlier, Kagome Higurashi, walk across the parking lot with her friends.
"I know you can be under whelmed. I know you can be overwhelmed, is there anyway for you to just be… like, whelmed?" her friend, with medium length black hair in a yellow headband asked.
Kagome thought for a second, then laughed. "I think you can in Europe," she answered.
Miroku diverted his attention from the girls as a red convertible pulled up. "Who needs a ride home?" the driver asked.
Kagome and her friend with longer dark brown hair raised their hands, hopping in the back happily.
"Be careful, it's new," the guy told them.
"Who is that?" Inuyasha asked, watching the car speed away.
"Naraku Shirozaru, rich, stupid and arrogant. Stay away from him, he's trouble," the black haired boy said.
"Can you believe that?" a female voice drifted over the low chatter of the rest.
"It's disgusting," another, quieter this time, agreed.
Inuyasha turned around to see two black haired girls leaning over a car, its hood was open and one of them was fiddling around.
"Should we go help them?" he asked Miroku.
"No. Those two… well, you wont be able to have children if you make them mad," Miroku told him.
Inuyasha winced, still watching the pair.
"Try it, Tsubaki," the taller of the two demanded.
Her sister slid into the driver's seat, turning the keys in the ignition, the car reluctantly starting. The hood was slammed down and the tall girl got into the car as they began to drive out of the parking lot.
"Miroku - get out of the way!" Inuyasha tried to warn his friend, while the driver slammed on the breaks before Miroku could react.
"Pull your head out of your ass and get out of the way!" she called.
"Who are they?" Inuyasha asked watching them disappear.
"Those, are your girlfriend's older sisters. The taller one, Kikyou, is 17, and the one driving, with the temper and makeup, is Tsubaki. She's 18," he informed him. "And they are, the Shrews," he finished.
"Those are Kagome's sisters?" Inuyasha seemed amazed at the idea, but Miroku nodded.
"Now, I gotta get going. Stay cool, bro," Miroku said walking off to find his own car as Inuyasha found his dad.
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"Hello Kikyou, Tsubaki, make anyone cry today?" an elderly man asked, flipping through the mail.
"Sadly…no, but, its only 4:30," Tsubaki answered, then going back to her book.
"Hmm, two letters, one for each of you, for…Musashi U," he said, throwing them two black envelops.
They opened it, smiled, and looked from the letter to each other to their grandfather and back to the letters.
"We got in…" they said in awe.
"Got in? Got in where?" the elderly man asked.
"We got in!" Tsubaki exclaimed.
"I thought you were going to go to the local college… like I did," he started.
Kikyou, being the voice of reason, looked up. "We want to go to Musashi, it has some of the best medical courses in the country and it is an all female school," she said calmly.
"But, that's the point… it's… across the country," the man started, lost for words.
"We should be able to go to whatever college we want-" Tsubaki started, cut off by the door opening and closing.
"Hi Gramps," Kagome chirped giving him a kiss on the cheek.
"Ask Kagome who drove her home," Kikyou said, pointing her pencil at the younger girl before going back to her work.
"That's not the point of this conversation- who- who drove you home?" he stuttered.
"Now, Gramps, don't get mad, but it's this boy…" Kagome trailed off, shooting Kikyou and Tsubaki dirty looks.
"Who is a total idiot," Tsubaki interrupted.
"And he likes me," Kagome finished, raising her voice slightly.
Kikyou rolled her eyes. "I highly doubt that," she muttered.
"You know the rule Kagome, no dating till you graduate. It will always be the rule!" her grandfather exclaimed.
"But that's not fair!" Kagome argued, looking putout.
Gramps looked from Kagome to the two quieter girls. "Okay… new rule then. You can date," he started, pausing for a moment.
"What? Don't let her date that-" Tsubaki started.
He pointed at the others. "When they do," he finished smiling victoriously.
"But they hate mankind! What if they never date!" Kagome exclaimed helplessly. "Don't you trust me?"
"Oh, it's not you that I don't trust. It's the boys these days, they only think about one thing, and once they get it, you're knocked up and they run off," he explained putting a hand on her shoulder.
Kagome looked tearfully at her sisters. "Can't you both just find some losers to take you to the movies so I can have one date!" she asked them.
"Sorry, you're just going to have to miss out on the witty repartee of Naraku 'eat me' Shirozaru," Tsubaki told her bluntly as the two, having no desire to see their baby sister crying about a jerk like Naraku, started for the stairs.
"So unfair," Kagome sniffed.
"That's life, Hun," Tsubaki told her with a hint of sympathy.
Their grandfather interrupted. "You three have to pick Souta up from his soccer practice in about an hour, okay? Don't forget," he told them.
They all nodded and disappeared into their rooms.
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