Funny Adventures of the Akatsuki

By: Princess of Altea-170

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto in anyway possible

Chapter 1: Itachi's gone blind and Kisame's panic dance

It was a nice sunny day at the Akatsuki base when Uchiha Itachi woke up but of course he wouldn't know this until he went outside, anyway he was on his way to the kitchen when his vision got worse at first he thought it had to do with waking up on the floor that morning but than it went pitch black.

Hoshigaki Kisame woke up that morning ready to go on a dangerous mission, he was in high spirits and as he was going to get some breakfast he didn't notice Itachi running into walls until he heard Deidara yell

"Itachi-san what the hell are you doing?"

"Huh? What? Deidara is that you?" asked a confused Itachi

"Yeah of course it's me who else would be yelling WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU F MORON!" he said with one breath

"True well anyway I was walking to the kitchen and than I couldn't see anymore because it went pitch black, by the way did you guys turn off the lights?" Itachi asked

"Umm nooo" answered Deidara

"Oh my god I've gone blind!" Itachi exclaimed

"…" said Kisame and Deidara

Sasori was peacefully sleeping when it felt like an earthquake, he jumped up and ran to the nearest hallway to go see what was going on as he neared, he could hear yells of anger and what not from Kisame, Deidara and Itachi.

Zetsu and Tobi were playing a game of poker with the leader when they too hear yelling from a nearby hallway they went to see what the hell was going on.

When all of them got there you could see Itachi banging his head on the wall saying something about "why me?" than Deidara laughing his butt off than Kisame Panicked well doing a weird dance.

"What the hell is going on!" asked the Leader

"Itachi's gone blind" answered Kisame well crying

"Ohhh I see…" the leader said

"…"said everyone else.

Princess Of Altea-170- well that's chapter 1 I know it's short but am not sure if my idea is all that great yet well ill try to make a better chapter 2 until next time please review