Title: Konoha High Sux
Author: Dark Angel Kaos
Fandom: Naruto
Pairings: Sasuke x Naruto (SasuNaru), hint of other parings
Rating: PG – 18
Words: 2429
Warnings: Shonen ai, yaoi, language, OOCness (maybe), AU, gruggies,
Genre: Angst, humor, romance, school life
Disclaimer: Naruto and its characters do not belong to me, but I'm really desperate now I wanna own an anime!! Why can't I! This time I'm gonna work twice as hard maybe one day I'll be able to own Naruto.
Summary: Konoha High is a prestigious school where only the rich is able to attend. Naruto is an outcast in this new place filled with jocks, popular kids, emos, goths, drug addicts, gays, bis, and weirdos. There's no way he can fit in but when he makes friends with Saskue, the most popular boy in school, his life starts to look up. With this new found friendship he tries to forget his horrible past but little does he know that it is slowly catching up to him.
A/N: Naruto is the best of the best now I've read a lot of awesome konoha high fanfics and I think I have a lot of work to do to make mine up to standard, hope you like it. Bata'd by Kyatione!!!! R&R!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Chapter 1 – First day of hell
The morning air was crisp and everywhere had a quiet calmness to it. There were no signs of hostility anywhere; the place was tranquil and peaceful. Birds flew high in the sky chirping happily. Suddenly, a yell rang out from one of the nearby houses, shattering the calm feeling. The house was one of the largest ones on the block, maybe even the largest as it belonged to Minato Namikaze, the current President and Kage of Konoha.
"I don't wanna go!!" a voice yelled from the mansion, "I won't fit in with those rich spoilt brats,"
"You will go to this school, Naruto!!" another voice yelled, possibly Minato's.
There was a brief sound of struggling but it died down. Naruto was pinned down on the floor with two of Minato's body guards on top of him. His blue eyes seemed to turn to a steely blue as he glared at the blond man standing before him. Minato challenged his glare with one of his own. Naruto looked away, unable to continue staring into those sapphire depths. They were just too similar. They had the same blue eyes and spiky blond hair; it was just weird.
"Naruto, I want what's best for you," Minato said softly. He snapped his fingers and his body guards got up off Naruto, "Come on Naruto, I'll drive you to school."
"No thanks. If I'm going, I guess I'll go take the bus," Naruto shrugged walking out of the room, "If you wanted what's best for me, why didn't you find me earlier?"
The words were soft and were not meant to be heard but Minato heard it. His eyes dulled as he stared at the retreating back of his son. Now more than ever he wanted to understand him and to at least try to take away his pain but he could not, no matter what he did. They never saw eye to eye. They may be related by blood but in Naruto's eyes, he was not his father.
"I'm sorry Naruto…for not finding you sooner."
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"Naruto-sama, would you like to be driven to school?" an old man asked, "Or would you like to drive your own convertible?"
Naruto stopped to look at the man. He could never get used to being addressed that way. He smiled sheepishly and waved his hand.
"Naw neither, I think I'll go take the bus, thanks anyway though." he replied.
"No, it is our pleasure to serve you, Naruto-sama" the old man bowed then excused himself. Naruto took it as a cue to leave before anyone else could bother to ask him if he wanted them to do stuff for him.
He still couldn't get use to it; being a master and being served after all his life he had suffered because of his brother. He sighed. This was not how he wanted high school to be like. He didn't want anyone to know that he was related to the Kage, because he didn't want to be treated any differently than how they would treat him if he was just plain old Naruto.
He grabbed his book bag and threw it over his shoulders. Knowing any normal high school he'll be an outcast since he's transferring in the middle of the term to a sophomore class. He'll have bunch of eyes on him and they'll probably call him gay because of the way he looked – not that he wasn't, I mean Naruto is bi and all – and since it isn't grade school, they won't tease him about the three whisker-like marks on both his cheeks, but he highly doubts that. They are snobs after all and snobs use pointless things to feed their boredom.
He sighed. He really doubted he'd fit in, much less find a friend. Well let's get it over with. If I hate it that much Minato won't make me go back, right? He really hoped that that was true, because he had a feeling his first day of school would be hell.
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A boy with spiky black hair (that had a sort of duck butt style at the back) stepped out of the black stretched limo that was parked in front of the Konoha High School.
"Have a good day young master," the chauffeur replied, handing the boy his book bag.
The boy looked at him, his charcoal eyes emotionless and uncaring.
"Hn" he replied before taking his bag and walking off.
A group of girls came into view as he closed in on the school.
"Good morning, Sasuke-kun!!!" they chorus.
"Hn"
He walked straight past them as they squealed in delight at his answer.
"Stupid fangirls," he muttered to himself as he pushed open the door, only to be attack by a swirl of pink. Oh great it's the pink blob and her stupid group of freaks. Oh, Hinata is there also. I swear she's the only normal one around here.
"Morning, Sasuke-kun." the 'pink blob' squealed, attaching herself to his right arm.
Sasuke cringed at the sound of her voice, as he tried to pry his hand free, damn that girl had the vice grip of an angry crab.
"Sakura, hands off! Can't you see Sasuke-kun's disgusted by your sight!" another girl yelled. This one had pale blond hair which was in a pony tail at the top of her head.
"Shut up, Ino pig! You just want Sasuke-kun to yourself," the 'pink blob' or Sakura poked her tongue at the one called Ino, her green eyes flashing mischievously.
"Like you weren't thinking of it, billboard brow" Ino challenged, her pale blue eyes glaring daggers at the pink haired girl.
"S-sakura-san, I-ino-san…p-please calm d-down" a soft voice pleaded.
Sakura and Ino ignored the girl and continued arguing. The paled eyed girl just sighed watching them. During the verbal fight Sasuke managed to free himself from Sakura's grasp and managed to nod a good morning to Hinata before taking off. She smiled at him then turned her attention back to her arguing friends wondering when it was that they were going to notice that Sasuke had gone. She sighed again. Her friends can be complete idiots sometimes.
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"This is it, huh," Naruto whispered to himself staring at the Konoha High campus, "If you ask me it's a waste of money,"
He shrugged walking in and ignored the bunch of stares he was receiving from the kids around him. But then he began to wonder why they were staring so much. Maybe it was because he was wearing his lucky head band or was it because he had his black jacket unbuttoned? Whatever it was, he didn't care, but he was damn tempted to pluck their eyes out though. He tried to ignore the stares as he walked unto the school grounds.
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"Sasuke-kun, you disappeared this morning," Sakura whined.
She sat on a chair beside Sasuke on his right while Ino sat on his left. Hinata sat at her desk behind Sasuke watching her friends make fools of themselves.
The door opened, revealing a slender brunette; he yawned as he stepped inside.
"Morning," he drawled, walking to his seat.
Everyone said a good morning to him while Sasuke just nodded. Ino turned towards him and yelled.
"Morning, Shikamaru! You lazy idiot! So where's that Chouji? I don't see him with you today. Is he skipping school to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet?" she chuckled.
"No, I'm right here Ino," Chouji said. He had spiky brown hair and brown eyes. He also had a bag of potato chips in his hand which he was munching on, "I stopped to get some snacks. You want some? It's bar-b-qued flavour,"
"No thanks," Ino said disgusted, turning her attention back to Sasuke.
Chouji shrugged and went to sit beside Shikamaru, who was already sleeping.
The door opened again, this time revealing a boy with spiky black hair wearing very dark circular shades. He was followed by a brunette guy, whose hair was messy. The brunette had a natural wild look to him but he also had a sort of tame look when he was beside the guy with the glasses.
"G-good morning, S-shino-k-kun," Hinata shuttered.
The one called Shino, who was the one in the glasses, looked up and nodded to her. The messy looking brunette also looked up and saw her; he gave her a feral smile.
"Yo, Hinata, g'morning!" he yelled, almost giving the poor girl a heart attack.
"A-ah, K-kiba-kun, good m-morning," she replied softly to the boisterous greeting.
He nodded at her and followed Shino to his seat; he sat on his desk.
"How rude. Hard to believe he's the heir of the Inuzuka family," Sakura snorted, which was unlady like, "He is such a slob," she continued.
"You got that right," Ino added, "Its amazing how Shino-kun can stand him,"
Hinata frowned at what they were saying, she had known Kiba ever since she was twelve and she doesn't like the way they talk about him. He was a good guy and didn't deserve to be treated like how they treat him.
"K-kiba-kun and S-shino-kun have b-been best f-friends for a l-long t-time," she added meekly, "S-so S-shino-kun understands h-him m-more than a-anyone."
Sakura and Ino looked at the girl as if she'd grown a second head. Hinata looked down at her lap, playing with her fingers. But all the attention was drawn from her to the door when it was pushed open roughly and a certain blond walked in.
Naruto stepped into the class figuring that it was his since the kids in there looked his age. He didn't bother to say good morning. He just gave everyone a blank look and went to sit at a desk that was empty. This happened to be in the row at the left, beside the window at the extreme back. It was two desks in front of Sasuke's seat. When the blond came in and sat down, all heads turned from his direction then back to what they were doing. But Sasuke couldn't help but feel intrigued by this blond manner-less idiot.
Naruto, on the other hand, hated the class already. They were all what he'd expected them to be: snobs. He really was gonna hate this school. Sighing in defeat, he decided to look. As he was looking at the children, a game he knew he would enjoy playing popped into his head. It was called: Guess the different snobs. He smiled to himself looking around, and giving each person he saw a name.
Lets see, that dude over there looks like a dog. I say he's a druggie. That boy with him looks cool though but I'd say he's an emo weirdo. Wow fatty over there *snickers* I guess fatty matches him better or fat ass.
He froze as the 'fatty' looked up at him. Shit, did he hear me? Naruto was freaking out now but then the boy smiled at him and went back to eating his chips. Naruto let out the breath he didn't realize he was holding. Phew I guess he didn't. Man, I'm so stupid. How could the guy read my thoughts? Any way, let me continue.
The guy beside him…lazy ass, I guess. Gay, weirdo, jock, gay again, another gay, yeah he's gay too, druggie, another gay, damn this class is full of them. Goth dude, emo dude, bi girl, gay girl, weird girl. Gay again, shit, seriously, is this class a gay link up or something!? Ah, check out that pinky. She looks cute but she looks like a real bitch to me. I wonder if that pink hair is real? Blondie there, hmmm, she has the qualities of a normal girl but the way she's fighting pinky over that guy's hand makes me say she's a bitch too. That girl behind them must be the only normal person in here.
He looked up at her. She looked at him, her face instantly changing to red as she fell back on her desk seemingly unconscious. Naruto twitched.
Okay, I withdraw my last comment. She's just plain weird. Now for the last one, that black haired boy. Wow! Is it me or does his hair looks like a duck's ass? Haha, duck ass hair boy.
Sasuke looked up, he felt as if he was being watched and he was right. He turned his head towards the new boy and saw bright blue eyes. He wondered why the hell the guy was staring at him. When he saw the amused smile on his lips, he got pissed.
"You, Blondie, what the fuck are you staring at?" he growled, giving Naruto one of his deadliest glares.
The class turned their attention to the two boys. Naruto blinked looking at the guy in shock as the words he just said registered in his mind. This guy is a definite bastard.
"Nothing," Naruto replied, a smirk tugged his lips, "Just a complete bastard with a fucked up attitude to match,"
"You have guts, saying something like that to me and hoping to get way with it," Sasuke sneered, "You must be a retard, huh."
"What's your problem, I barely look at you and you're yapping off like you're the King of the world," Naruto muttered turning his head from him.
"Isn't it my business when it's my personal space that is being affected? So here's a warning for future reference: don't fucking annoy me or you'll be sorry you did."
"Man, who shoved a stick up your ass?" Naruto yelled getting up, "You're just the kinda types that I hate: an overall bastard with a shitty attitude,"
"And same goes for you, dobe" Sasuke said, "Idiots like you are just a waste of time,"
"I dare you to call me a dobe, again." Naruto's eyes became slits and he had a feral look to him, "I dare you, bastard, say that one more time."
"So now you're deaf too, dobe," Sasuke smirked, "Haha, they'd let any one in. This school has lost its standards if you're here, dobe."
Naruto gave a growl before launching after Sasuke. Soon both of them were in a tangle of limbs.
And this was how he spent his first day: in a fight with the man whose family has the most power and influence at the Konoha High School and in Konoha: Sasuke Uchiha. His school life had just taken a turn for the worst.
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A/N: Here you go people chap 1. I hope you all liked it cuz I do hehehe. Well if you did like it you know what to do review!!!! Plz. And if you didn't like it review and tell what it is that you didn't like. I would love to hear for all of you!!!!
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