Ultimate Uke Union

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Chapter 1

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In the VIP room of the Ichiraku ramen restruant, a small group of ukes stood chattering amidly.

There were only four of them, sitting at the table provided.

Haku played with his hair, vaguely listening to Lee speak excitedly about something or another.

"Why did Naruto call us here?" Kiba grumbled loudly, complaining to whoever listened. Shikamaru just sighed. "So troublesome."

Suddenly, the door burst open and the loud blond appeared. Though something was vaguely different about him, was he limping?

"Gentlemen. I have called you here today for a special reason." Naruto said, placing his hands on the table and staring at them, making sure he had all of their attention. "We are going to form a pact. Why? Because we are all ukes, and therefore we need to help each other out in dealing with our lovers."

Kiba shot up right away and pounded his fists against table. "I'm not an uke!"

The others stared at him, not believing him for a moment, especially since he had the bright blush on his cheeks.

Naruto's eyebrow rose. "Kiba. I live three doors down from you, and I can still hear you yell 'More Shino, more!'"

Kiba's eyes widened and his blush deepened. He sat back down and grumbled to himself.

Lee raised his hand up. "Naruto-san! Why the interest now in forming this pact?"

The blond fidgeted slightly. "Well... Sasuke's always been really popular and stuff... and I get jealous of all those girls hanging around him."

Haku spoke up then. "So you use your body to keep his heart."

Naruto flushed but nodded. "And its kind of taking its toll. I mean, I love sex with Sasuke!" More blushing. "But I want other stuff too."

An understanding went around the room, because they all wanted something from their respective lovers that they didn't have already. Maybe being in this support group would help them each find what they desired.

Shikamaru sighed again. "How troublesome. So what exactly would this pact entail, Naruto?"

Naruto thought for a moment. "I thought we could um... suggest a solution and then each try it out and regroup next week to compare the results and progress?"

"This sounds like a marvelous idea Naruto-san! Only your youthful spirit could have thought of something like this!" Lee flashed his nice guy pose to Naruto.

Haku nodded. "I'm in. It sounds like a good plan anyways."

Shikamaru waved his hand in resignation.

Naruto smiled at his friends and looked at Kiba. "Kiba?"

The dog-lover looked contemplative, but finally nodded as well. "I would... like to have more... conversations with Shino."

It was decided, the Ultimate Uke Union was formed and their first meeting ended with each member thoughtful of how their relationships would change now.

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A/N: Hah! So yes, I had this idea floating around my head for a while. But um. Yes.

I know it seems confusing right now but it'll get better. Anyways, if you guys want to suggest things for our guys that's cool too.

Anyways, I know I haven't updated Imp. Wars in a while, but um... I will soon!

So yeah Review! If you want to...