A Doom Marine so young and brave
He came and made a Sexy Face
The voices would guide his way
In the land of Fanfics, chosen by JC
There was an Author who taught him to flame
Then he was gone and nothing's the same
He picked up the duty,
and he solemnly swore his to uphold his legacy
See you later,
Doom Marine...
In a while,
Sexy author...
He goes to deliver
A message to the help desk
Everybody knew it all along
"No admins, no writers, only Doom"
Only Doom,
"No admins, no writers, only Doom"
In the shadow of the age before
As Doom Marine 54 tries to find who he is
No he's not the savior you're looking for
The idiots raised a cry, "Ban the Badass!"
In the struggle, Testacles 3.0 was banned
If this is anarchy, who can we blame?
He'll make amends for all of his friends
in the end...
See you later,
Doom Marine...
In a while,
Sexy author...
He goes to deliver
A message to the help desk
Everybody knew it all along
"No admins, no writers, only Doom"
Only Doom,
"No admins, no writers, only Doom"