I do not own American Dragon: Jake Long...suckas!

Author's note: Okay check it; so I was sleeping today in advanced physics right...well for whatever reason Mr. Murdoch went off on this tangent about ya know, brave knights and dragons and the court, and all that chivalry bullsh*t. Hardly a conversation about Physics...Well then Sara O'Connell (the ditz) raises her hand and opens her mouth, what about vampires? Well we laughed, but Murdoch starts writing this convoluted equation about magical creatures, and their relations to each other, which led me to believe how the hell did this guy become a Physics teacher? Well I didn't understand any of it, but it got me to thinking why can't I make an Am-drag story. And I figured how I could encompass dragons, with vampires, and vampire hunters...Ya know like Gabriel Van Helsing. This story still follows my Alternate Universe so Nikolai will resume, and this takes place after 'Seeing Red' which I'm still trying to finish...Well, I've bored you all long enough.

Rated T: for a whole bunch of stuff.

Title: Bloody Insanity

Dedicated to the memory of Ronald A. Reagan (1911-2004)

Chapter 1: Runs In The Family

This story takes place a week before Spring break, several weeks after the events of "No Way Out"

Nick and Rose were taking their shift at Lao Shi's electronic shop 'Canal Street Electronics' Bringing you quality American and Japanese crap since 1979. Nikolai was going on one of his many breaks, Fu Dog was in the back making a bunch of concoctions and such.

"Hey Fu, what's doing?" Nick asked, his accent still improving.

"Hey kid, just mixing some potions-[mild explosion]" "Oh Geez!"

"Yeah I see that." Nick retorted "For what occasion?"

"Ah you know, the usual boredom...see ya know I've been on a vampire kick lately right?"

"Uh...no."

"Oh, well I've been on a vampire kick lately." Fu explained "Yeah I've been making all kinds of stuff, how to turn people into vampires, antidotes, etc..."

"Awesome, that could come in handy, you know back in Russia-"

"Oh Jesus!"

"Zip it." Nick frowned "Back in Russia I once dated vampire."

"Figures, what was her name, Tanya?" Fu asked

"Yeah actually, Tanya Dostoevsky; how did you know?"

"Ah I do my research, and it tells me, every Russian vampire is named Tanya...why did you two break up?"

"To be honest, we never did, move was so sudden...but we never stayed in touch and I've been here for months, think it's safe to assume it's over."

"Yeah, well you know as well as I do-"

"NIKOLAI, BREAK OVER, LOOK ALIVE WE HAVE A CUSTOMER!" Lao Shi bellowed from elsewhere

"Yes boss." Nick walked to the showroom to see Rose asleep at the register. "She slept through that?" "Damn." "Wake up Rose!"

"Huh, what...what happened?" she asked

"Boss says we have customer-[ding] oh that must be him now." The man was perusing the MP3 players. P.S. This is to all Zune owners, yeah; they're crap, everyone owns an Ipod, they do everything a Zune can do, only better. Just get one...or not, it's not my choice...it's yours world...it's yours. Anyway, the guy was maybe 6'4", Caucasian, greyish blond hair underneath a dark black fedora with wolf's teeth around the brim. He wore a dark black trench coat and a gray colored shirt underneath it, slacks, and black combat boots. In his appearance he was perhaps in his late 40's.

"Whoa...he's...yeah he freaks me out." Rose said

"I agree, but I am not phased." Nick added

"Well I'm not servicing him."

"Well I'm on break."

"Fine, we'll rock paper scissors for it, loser services him."

"You're on." they up in fists

"1,2,3, shoot!" "Ha, yes, paper beats rock Nick, have fun with Mr. Creepy." Rose ran into the back, Nick sighed

"[sigh] There goes break...since when does paper beat rock, doesn't make any-Hello sir, my name is Nikolai, how may I help you?"

"Hmm, is that a Russian accent I sense?" he asked in an Australian accent

"Depends, that an Australian accent I sense?" Nick asked

"Maybe."

"Well then I guess were right then." "So, you need help, uh...?"

" Oh it's Helsing, Gary Helsing, actually I am in need of a new EVP recorder."

"Your in luck Gary, we have these Toshiba voice recorders that track EVP rays, uh; you in the ghost catching business?" Nick asked

"Close, I'm hunting monsters...vampires specifically, in fact, there are rumors that there is one right here in New York, and I am here to catch it, and kill it." That gave Nick that sinking feeling, he moved his way to the back door blocking the path

"You don't say." Nick retorted. Moving towards the register. Meanwhile Rose was taking refuge in the back room watching Fu concoct his concoctions.

"Hey Fu."

"Oh hey Rose."

"Whatcha making."

"A montage of vampire potions...and such." "This particular one will give me a particular pheromone vampires are attracted to, might bag one myself, a-goo-goo."

"Ha, nice." Rose picked up one of the flasks...Back at the register

"So, that'll be 156.34$ American." Nick said "You want I should run a tab?"

"No no, that won't be necessary." Gary said writing a check for the exact amount. Just then, there was a crash in the next room

"No no no no no noooo-[crash]"

"Aw crap!"

"What was that?" Gary asked...suddenly, Nick smelt the scent of vampire, which smelt a lot like blood. Being an expert on this Gary smelt it too. Nick had the unfortunate thought they were smelling the same thing. "Smell that?"

"That, uh...oh that must be boss Lao Shi, ha ha, he is always falling down those stairs, I'll be right there boss, don't bleed out this time, ha ha."

"Oh...would you like some help-"

"No no no no...I got this, enjoy your hunt."

"I will Nikolai, I will." Gary reluctantly left the shop. Nick sighed of relief and ducked into the back

"What hell happened in here!"

"Well, long story short, it was Rose's fault."

"Me!" ..."Okay it was my fault." Rose hung her head "Ugh, I dropped that flask and this yellow stuff got on me...suddenly, I have this insatiable appetite for human flesh, and that light is killing me."

"Oh boy...uh, well Rose long story short...your a vampire now."

"I'm a what!"

"He said your a-"

"I know what he said Niko!" Rose ran to the mirror, and couldn't see herself. "Oh crap." she felt her teeth, fangs grew where her canine teeth were supposed to be and her eyes were slightly bloodshot.

"You know, I love irony here, is like karma, you are now what you've killed in past, and now, there is hunter, hunting you...is heavy, yes?"

"You can say that again." Rose cringed "Do we...do we tell Lao Shi?"

"No no no no no, that will only bring trouble, I'll fix you up an antidote, in the meantime, lay low, and uh; stay out of the sun...and as long as there's no full moon, you'll be fine." Fu said

"Wait, I thought a full moon only affected werewolves?" Rose asked

"No, it has similar effect on vampires too, you will experience the insanity...unfortunately next full moon is in couple of days." Nick added

"Friday to be exact, but forget about it, I'll have it done by then." Fu reassured them

"Well, I better keep these a secret, my I think my sister is on a monster hunting kick herself."

"Huh, must run in family."

"Ha ha ha, funny." Lao Shi walked in

"Ah, there you all are, did you service the customer?" he asked

"Yes sir boss, he purchased Toshiba voice recorder for 156.34$." Nick said

"Excellent." "Well it's time to lock up, see you both tomorrow."

"Yeah, see ya boss."

"We'll see ya." the two walked outside

"You want me to walk you home?" Nick asked

"No, I'll be fine, this will take a lot of getting used to." Rose said

"Don't worry about, Fu has us covered."

"It's not Fu I'm worried about."

"Okay, so vampire hunter is a little freaky, but he's after someone else, not you."

"Again, not him I'm worried about...I just hope I can get this passed my sister."

"Ha, good luck with that."

"Yeah, see ya tomorrow Nick."

"Yeah, goodnight." The two went their separate ways.

TO BE CONTINUED...PLEASE REVIEW!