Sasuke and Naruto were out at the beach, when suddenly a wave caught Naruto's pretty dress.

"Oh no, dattebayo!" Naruto cried blushing madly, "My dress is no longer kawaii!"

Sasuke started to rap, "Your dress ain't kawaii, but at least we're in Hawaii… Yo."

Naruto took a flip take and proceeded to shatter his nose. Blood was everywhere. Sasuke gagged. Then he barfed. On his feet. It was meat pudding from earlier so his feet smelled. Then Sasuke told Naruto to remove his dress. Naruto blushed.

"B-baka, I'm not taking this off, datebayyo." Naruto said blood shooting out of his mangled nostrils.

Even though Naruto protested, he began to remove his garment. Sasuke was ROCK HARD. He decided that it was time to perform some techniques. With his kunai. In Naruto's butt. With his penis.

Sasuke smirked as he shrugged and pulled out his large, pulsating, vibrating, twitching, leaking, electroconvulsive member. It tapped Naruto on the forehead bruising him like a summer peach and gently shattering his skull. Sasuke's regions were enormous. Almost as big as his forearm.

"Oh God, I'm sorry!" Sasuke said, his member growing ever more rigid.

Naruto's skull reciprocated the advances by spurting crimson fluid all over his vitals. Sasuke licked his lips at the proposition and bent over and clapped his cheeks in approval. Naruto's bloodied face only tantalized Sasuke even more so. Sasuke couldn't wait anymore, he had to do it live! I mean, after all, freaking Naruto sucks. Sasuke put his member in Naruto's entrance. But his upper one not his lower one. Naruto's grey matter sloshed about with such velocity that the vibrations caused Sasuke to feel quite good indeed.

Sasuke used water gun and left Naruto on the floor quivering. Then he put him in his favorite position similar the raps of Ludacris. Sasuke began to bust some sweet rhymes as he merrily began to enter his entrance with his vital region member. Naruto was bleeding all over.

"Don't forget the lube!" Naruto screeched.

"Nary, you worry my dear boy." Sasuke adjusted his monocle spilling a bit of wine on Naruto's phat butt.

Sasuke injected himself into Naruto and he began to do the mambo. Literally. He dragged Naruto along as he swayed his hips about the island. Sasuke began to play the song of his people and it involved lots of fire. In their pants.

After Sasuke puffed the magic dragon, he began to trip major balls. He fell all over Naruto still attached in the nethers. Naruto was begging to lose consciousness as he drifted into a dream

"Naruto..." A voice called in a shrill yet sexy voice.

"Uwehhh…." Naruto responded opening his kawaii eyes.

"Naruto… you must use the triforce of courage." (THE KING) stepped in from the mists of the fog in his mind.

"Holy crud! It's (THE KING)!" Naruto yelped his member exploding with excitement!

Naruto pulled out his pulsating, THROBBING manhood. And THE KING quaked at its might.

"Oh please Naruto, grace me with your pulsating, throbbing manhood." (THE KING) was on his knees.

And with that Naruto began to have a training session with (THE KING).

Opening his eyes, Naruto saw a familiar face, it was… Sasuke!

"Sasuke, I have brain damage, please take to hospit." Naruto said grazing his PhD.

"You should've stayed asleep." Sasuke proceeded to hump voraciously.

Sasuke released his chakra on Naruto's face. Naruto climbed up triumphantly.

"You may have kissed the bride, but you will never find my buried treasure."

Sasuke shook, "No… you can't mean."

"Yes, I left everything I own in one piece."

And with that Sasuke set off on his quest to become king of the pirates.

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