Ok, I bet you know what cat shaming is, right? Well, I'm starting a short series called "Smash Shaming", where I throw little taglines onto the Smashers for no reason other than to be silly, like you would to a cat in the memes. This chapter, if you couldn't already tell, is gonna be pretty short, due to there being 12 fighters in SSB64, not including Dark Samus. Quick note, if anyone wants to draw theses shames, please send them to me. Also, I'm not taking any suggestions for this, but if anyone wants to send Assist Trophy Shames, I'm happy to hear them. So, without further ado, here is Smash Shaming Pt. 1!
Mario: I threw Bowser "Mario-64 style" into Norfair because he was talking to Peach.
Donkey Kong: I mistook Olimar's yellow Pikmin for a banana and ended up in the infirmary.
Link: I kissed Link Between Worlds Zelda in front of B.O.T.W Zelda. I don't regret it.
Samus: I kicked Sonic in the face because he told me a pun. I have no sense of humor.
Dark Samus: I dripped Phazon down the hall and caused Diddy Kong to slip and fall. You can see how that went over with Donkey Kong.
Yoshi: I ate all the fruit so PAC-MAN couldn't have any.
Kirby: I acted cutesy in front of Peach so she would feed me more than anyone else. I also ate one of Link's bombs.
Fox: I parked my Land Master in the parking garage when Master Hand made a rule against it.
Pikachu: I caused a black-out because I got mad. Again.
Luigi: I stole Mario's clothing so I could be him for a day. It did not end well.
Ness: When Zelda didn't give me a cookie, I used PK Fire and burned them all. Lucas cried because he didn't get one due to my actions.
Captain Falcon: I drove the Blue Falcon into Meta Knight's ship because I got bored.
Jigglypuff: I blasted Sing across the entire mansion via the loud-speakers.
Melee fighters coming soon! Angel is out!