A/N: Don't ask why I wrote this. I had too much candy today.
BLOOPER ONE: HAT HAIR
"ED no! Don't-" Al muttered as Ed took off his head. "Ed! Why the hell did you do that??" Edward, the eldest of the Elrics, was acting like a kid because someone spiked his soda with tequila. He drank the entire bottle. "Heehee! I see pretty birdies!" Edward said as he passed out and fell into the lake. Al thought this was a very good time for revenge. He knew Edward hated pink underwear. He also knew the red on his robe/jacket made his boxers pink. Al took some fabric paint and painted hearts and butterflies on roses on his boxers. Without looking, Al switched the boxers. Ed woke up three hours later, and pictures of him in the girly underwear were already on Myspace and Google.
To get back at Al for getting back at him, Ed whacked Al's head off again. He screams like a girl when he sees bad hair coming from the top. He pulls on it, and it was Mustang and Riza. "What the hell are you doing inside of my brothers armor?" He yelled. Mustang began to nag like my teacher. "Edward! Where the # are those reports! I needed them three weeks ago!" Ed was annoyed and yelled "I've only been in the military for a week, you jackass!! Wait, exactly how long have you and Hawkeye been in there?" He asked. Hawkeye replied "Long enough to get those pictures of you on Myspace!" She then sowed Edward one of the pictures on Myspace. He fainted, and this time he fell off of a cliff, and landed in some old hag's arms. Wait, do I REALLY need to say more?? Yes, later.