A/N: Fredzel and I don't own Labyrinth. You would've known.
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Sarah ran. She ran, ducked and reached out her hand, a desperate try to change the unchangeable. She missed. Of course she did. She missed as the handle she had reached for had disappeared moments before she caught it. She bumped head-first into the now handleless door and fell back with a painfull groan. It was impossible. She had tried it every day, every single day she had spent in the Goblin Castle, but she hadn't been able to do it once. And deep inside, she knew she never would.
After a few minutes of just lying there, listening to the sounds from the other side of the castle - very disturbing, goblin-ish 'chicken on fire' sounds - she heard the door opening with a creak. The handle was back, too. Pity it was a bit too late.
She just kept on looking at the ceiling, trying not to shift her gaze to the person approaching her until he bended over her and smiled triumphantly.
"Now dear Sarah, what are you doing lying there like that? You'd better go and refresh." He made a gesture to the still half-open door. "It's is all yours."
His semi-innocent smile made her want to slid her hands around that beautiful pale neck even more, but she didn't. Instead, she found back the control over her voice and muttered:
"If we're going to get married, I want my own bathroom."
The Goblin King's crystal-shattering laughter made it all the way to the other side of the castle, where it caused six terrified goblins to jump out of several windows and end up in little piles of Goblin-goo for Hoggle to clean up. The only thing they left behind in their desperacy was their beloved chicken – still on fire.
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Mere days later the King´s sixth bedroom had been changed into a luxury bathroom for his future wife.
She never actually came to use it, as she died in a horrible accident involving a fried chicken. Hoggle, who had just finished with the goblin-goo, was too clean up again.
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A/N: Like I said, It's obviously all Freddy's work. You know I'd never kill innocent goblins.
Though Sarah's 'accident' was mostly my idea...