New Hope Opening Scrawl My Way!

by RapidReader6778

I was I on Star and the have a page where you can make an opening scrawl. So I made on for A New Hope! Just something silly I thought I wanted to share. Probably is really bad! You haxe been warned! K for metions of death and sexual tension!

ok I don't own Star Wars. So that means you can't sue me.

ok so I was just playing around on the opeing scrawl maker and I was pretty dang funny when i wrote this! It is probably not very good! Sorry it has been so long since i have done anything sorry to all of those who read my work! LATER! (REVIEW IF YOU WANNA!)

This is the story of a winy boy named Luke Skwalker, a sassy princess named Leia, a walking carpet named Chewbacca (Chewie), an old wizard named Obi-Wan, and a hunky hunk of space pirate named HAN SOLO (the REAL HERO!) as they blow up spaceships, have sexual tension, and die. Oh they also fight a evil roboman named ANI! hmmmmmmmm... I mean DARTH VADER LORD OF THE SITH! Who is this small planet farmboy? What is his place in the galaxy? Who gets the girl? Who REALLY is Luke's Father? What kind of man is underneath the mean exterior shell of Darth Vader? Who lives? Who dies? AND WHAT IS CHEWBACCA REALLY SAYING? Is this a soap opera or a sci-fi movie? The world may never know!