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MWHAHAHA!
Lava- *hugs Yami* I wuv you Yami
Yami-*twitches* what's this fan fiction about anyway?
Lava- *eyes glint evilly* you'll see!
Yami- But I can't get hurt right coz you 'wuv me' remember.. *he says quickly, his eyes darting around at the other yu-gi-oh characters who shrug*
Tea- But that's not fair! You can't give Yami special treatment!
Lava- Why not? *She blasts Tea with the amazing power of writing and turns her into a marshmallow and stamps on it* HA! How's friendship gonna get you out of this one? Anyone else want fairness? *They all look around* I thought not! Now on with the fan fiction!
---In the Card Shop--- Joey- We haven't done anything fun in ages.. I'm almost about to play pokemon cards, I'll do it! *He reaches into his pockets*
Yugi- JOEY!! NOOOOOO!! *He dives at Joey knocking him over*
Joey- Erm. Yug, what is it that you have against pokemon cards?
Yugi- *shrugs* I just thought it was dramatic. but you're right we need something to do..
Yami- *who was lurking in a shadow* I know what we should do
*Everyone turns to look at Yami, except Mai who looks away. Tristen turns around to look at Mai*
Tristen- What's with Mai?
Yami- She's just mad that I stuffed her in a closet when she came round the house dressed like a slut..
Joey- But she always dresses like a slut.
*Minutes later you see them again, Joey now has a large bruise on his cheek*
Yami- That's why she's mad at me.
Yugi- So what's this great game you've got for us Yami?
Yami- *He raises his eyebrows evilly* Tag.
*Everyone does an anime fall*
Mai- But that's for little kids..
*Joey and Tristen look at each other*
Tristen and Joey- TAG!! Yay! We're gonna play tag! We're gonna play tag!
*They join hands to make a circle and dance around. Tea raises an eyebrow*
Yami- So it's settled.
Mai- *sarcastically* Oh huroo, we're going to play tag. *she looked at Yami, raising her eyebrows* Or am I dressed too much like a slut again?
Yami- Yes you are. *He goes behind the counter and grabs a pair of trousers* Put these on!
Mai- *glares at Yami but when she sees that he's not joking she holds them up* but. but. they're ORANGE!!
Yami- Groovy aren't they! I wear them when I go out clubbing!
Yugi- Since when do you go clubbing?
Yami- Well I WOULD wear them if someone let me go clubbing! *He glares at Yugi*
Yugi- Not until you're twenty-one!
Yami- So put 'em on!
*Mai reluctantly puts them on over her skirt and looks at them in a mirror*
Mai- They look pretty good!
*Everyone snorts and looks away, trying not to make eye contact*
Joey- ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT ALREADY!! LET'S PLAY TAG!!!
Yami- *Smiles evilly again.* Yes, lets. *He laughs evilly and runs out of the door, this hands raised above his head*
Yugi- I can't help but think he's up to something.
Tea- Nah!
*They all run outside*
Tristen- So who's it?
Joey- Pick me! PICK MEEEE!!!!
Yami- I'm going to be it! I'll give you two minutes to get away!
Everyone- Okay!
*They all run off*
Yami- Now, to put my evil plan into motion! *He strikes and evil looking pose* MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Bakura walks up behind him, stares at him for a second and puts on the same pose*
Bakura- MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami- What are you doing Bakura?
Bakura- I dunno? Laughing menacingly.
Yami- Do you know what I'm laughing at?
Bakura- Evil plan?
Yami- Evil plan!
Bakura- EVIL PLAN!!!
*They both run inside still laughing evilly*
Yami- Why am I letting Bakura help me with my evil plan?
Lava- Because I think it'd be an interesting twist to the plot.
Bakura- And I needed a part.
Lava- That too.
Mai- Yami. Thanks for the cool trousers!
Yami *blushes* Anything in the name of ra!
Lava-*She glares at Mai and looks at her watch* Look at the time, must go eat that big bag 'o sugar that's just hanging around the kitchen. YOU SHALL NO LONGER TAUNT ME O CASTER ONE! Come one Yami!
Yami- But.. *stares at Mai*
Lava- *Drags Yami away* Oh yeah! REVIEW!!
Lava- *hugs Yami* I wuv you Yami
Yami-*twitches* what's this fan fiction about anyway?
Lava- *eyes glint evilly* you'll see!
Yami- But I can't get hurt right coz you 'wuv me' remember.. *he says quickly, his eyes darting around at the other yu-gi-oh characters who shrug*
Tea- But that's not fair! You can't give Yami special treatment!
Lava- Why not? *She blasts Tea with the amazing power of writing and turns her into a marshmallow and stamps on it* HA! How's friendship gonna get you out of this one? Anyone else want fairness? *They all look around* I thought not! Now on with the fan fiction!
---In the Card Shop--- Joey- We haven't done anything fun in ages.. I'm almost about to play pokemon cards, I'll do it! *He reaches into his pockets*
Yugi- JOEY!! NOOOOOO!! *He dives at Joey knocking him over*
Joey- Erm. Yug, what is it that you have against pokemon cards?
Yugi- *shrugs* I just thought it was dramatic. but you're right we need something to do..
Yami- *who was lurking in a shadow* I know what we should do
*Everyone turns to look at Yami, except Mai who looks away. Tristen turns around to look at Mai*
Tristen- What's with Mai?
Yami- She's just mad that I stuffed her in a closet when she came round the house dressed like a slut..
Joey- But she always dresses like a slut.
*Minutes later you see them again, Joey now has a large bruise on his cheek*
Yami- That's why she's mad at me.
Yugi- So what's this great game you've got for us Yami?
Yami- *He raises his eyebrows evilly* Tag.
*Everyone does an anime fall*
Mai- But that's for little kids..
*Joey and Tristen look at each other*
Tristen and Joey- TAG!! Yay! We're gonna play tag! We're gonna play tag!
*They join hands to make a circle and dance around. Tea raises an eyebrow*
Yami- So it's settled.
Mai- *sarcastically* Oh huroo, we're going to play tag. *she looked at Yami, raising her eyebrows* Or am I dressed too much like a slut again?
Yami- Yes you are. *He goes behind the counter and grabs a pair of trousers* Put these on!
Mai- *glares at Yami but when she sees that he's not joking she holds them up* but. but. they're ORANGE!!
Yami- Groovy aren't they! I wear them when I go out clubbing!
Yugi- Since when do you go clubbing?
Yami- Well I WOULD wear them if someone let me go clubbing! *He glares at Yugi*
Yugi- Not until you're twenty-one!
Yami- So put 'em on!
*Mai reluctantly puts them on over her skirt and looks at them in a mirror*
Mai- They look pretty good!
*Everyone snorts and looks away, trying not to make eye contact*
Joey- ENOUGH CHIT-CHAT ALREADY!! LET'S PLAY TAG!!!
Yami- *Smiles evilly again.* Yes, lets. *He laughs evilly and runs out of the door, this hands raised above his head*
Yugi- I can't help but think he's up to something.
Tea- Nah!
*They all run outside*
Tristen- So who's it?
Joey- Pick me! PICK MEEEE!!!!
Yami- I'm going to be it! I'll give you two minutes to get away!
Everyone- Okay!
*They all run off*
Yami- Now, to put my evil plan into motion! *He strikes and evil looking pose* MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*Bakura walks up behind him, stares at him for a second and puts on the same pose*
Bakura- MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami- What are you doing Bakura?
Bakura- I dunno? Laughing menacingly.
Yami- Do you know what I'm laughing at?
Bakura- Evil plan?
Yami- Evil plan!
Bakura- EVIL PLAN!!!
*They both run inside still laughing evilly*
Yami- Why am I letting Bakura help me with my evil plan?
Lava- Because I think it'd be an interesting twist to the plot.
Bakura- And I needed a part.
Lava- That too.
Mai- Yami. Thanks for the cool trousers!
Yami *blushes* Anything in the name of ra!
Lava-*She glares at Mai and looks at her watch* Look at the time, must go eat that big bag 'o sugar that's just hanging around the kitchen. YOU SHALL NO LONGER TAUNT ME O CASTER ONE! Come one Yami!
Yami- But.. *stares at Mai*
Lava- *Drags Yami away* Oh yeah! REVIEW!!