Authors Note: My first RA parody! I hope you like it!
Gilan sighed as he stared at the angry Skandian standing in front of him. His bow lay broken several meters away, his sword was somewhere in the bushes, the Skandians friends had caused him to use up all his arrows and his knives and Gilan was up against a cliff.
"The irony of this is just sickening." Gilan said. The Skandian growled and brandished his axe.
"You'll die for killing my friends ranger!"
Gilan sighed again. "Well, it'll be less messy this way." he said, turning around. He jumped off the edge of the cliff, leaving a confused Skandian at the top. Gilan closed his eyes as he fell, screaming, down to the ground.
He it with a splash. Wait a second! A splash? Gilan opened his eyes and closed them immediately as salty seawater got in them. He swam to the surface and lifted his head above the water with a gasp.
"I'm alive!" he cried jubilantly. Then he stopped. A fin cut through the water towards him. "Oh crap! This is even more ironic! I fall into the ocean and then am killed by a shark."
Heehee! Very ironic! I actually drew a cartoon for this in chibi a couple days ago.
R&R, Sil vous ple!