Much To My Dismay
By Erin and Kai
Erin: Wow it has been awhile since I wrote an RK fic
Kai: I have never experience the pleasure of watching the show MEANIE
Erin: o.o ()
Erin and Kai don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Recipe For Hate
(A/N This is an AU fic so everyone will seem a little ooc)
The Spread Of Culture
"Yo!!" A chicken haired teen yelled yes it was our very own Sano.
Kenshin ran over to Sano. "Yo what's up Sano" Kenshin asked happily. "Not
Much Kenshin hey!! Where is the rest of the group?" Sano said looking
around stupidly. "I was getting everything out of my locker for SUMMER
SANO!!!!!!" (I don't really know if they have summer break but they do now
.) A girl said hastily.
She had long dark red hair one shade darker than Kenshin's and violet
eyes a few shades darker than Kenshin's it looked more like a storm. "Oh!!
Hey Yuki" Sano said sweat dropping. "Hey Sis" Kenshin said to Yuki. She
closed one eye. "We have to wait for the weasel, raccoon, Fox, Penguin, and
err...Smiley" Yuki said sweat dropping.
"Ok (Saitou isn't in this fic because he is ugly and evil) Wolf Girl"
Sano said rubbing Yuki's head. Yuki shook her head causing her ponytail to
fly everywhere. "Don't touch me Chicken" Yuki growled. Kenshin in the
middle of this just stood there chuckling. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY MR.DRAGON" Yuki
shouted biting his head.
Right now the scene is a chibi Kenshin and a giant Yuki with sharp
triangle teeth biting his head. Suddenly it went back to normal when Misao
and Aoishi came. "Ahhh.... Penguin and Weasel we have been expecting you"
Yuki said petting Kenshin like a cat. (LOL James Bond) "Yuki stop petting
me" Kenshin said throwing her away.
Yuki landed on her feet. "I love you Hiten Mitsurugi Style" Yuki said
wiping sweat from her forehead. When she got back to where Kenshin, Sano,
Aoishi and Misao were three new additions were made. Megumi, Kaoru and
Soujirou made it. "Hey I think I just thought" Yuki said happily.
"What?" Kaoru asked Yuki. Yuki smiled, "If Kenshin is up to spending
one months allowance He and I can pay to have this little group go to
America" Yuki said holding a little American Flag. "Oh That Would be sooo
fun come on Kenshin" Misao begged.
"How can I say no" Kenshin said. Yuki grinned real big. "We could
stay at our summer home Kenshin" (If you hadn't noticed Yuki and Kenshin
are filthy rich) Yuki said still waving the little American flag. Everyone
but Kenshin and Yuki just starred. "You...you have a summer home" Sano said
without a breath.
"We have two or three in America I can't remember how many but only
one is big enough to fit all of us," Yuki said holding a finger up to her
chin. "OH WELL" Yuki said blowing off her concentration. Kenshin took out
his cell phone (It's not just him everyone has cell phones .) "Yuki I
know you have yours hidden somewhere call Hiko and tell him we are going to
America in when do you all want to go?" Kenshin said handing Yuki his Cell.
"Tomorrow?" Kaoru suggested. Everyone nodded to agree. "OK!!" Yuki
said (She had a 2 liter of Soda like 15 minutes ago) She dialed Hiko's
number. "Oi Old Man we are going to America tomorrow...yeah...with the
group...yes Kenshin is coming...Uh No We are going to Florida (I am Texan but
who wants to go to Texas XP) ...Yeah...The one with Angel in it's name...yes I
know all the planes are down for repairs...........Me and Kenshin will pay for
everyone's tickets...kay love you bye" Yuki finished the call.
"Love You????" Soujirou asked. Yuki laughed. "You know how you all
never met me and Yuki's parents Hiko is our father" Kenshin finished. There
was a surrounding ooooh. "Ok Where Should we meet Kenshin?" Yuki said
handing him back his phone.
"How about here" Kenshin asked. Yuki shrugged, "I don't care". "Sure
ok see yall tomorrow at?" Sano said. Yuki's face lightened. "4:30 am" She
said happily. Everyone but Sano, Yuki and Kenshin shrugged. "4:30!!!!! ARE
YOU CRAZY TO WAKE UP AT THAT TIME" Sano shouted.
A chibi Kenshin came over and said, "She gets up at 2:15 every
morning". After it was settled that they were going to meet up here at 4:30
and that Yuki needed mental help they went their separate ways. Everyone
but Kenshin and Yuki packed that night. (He He their mommy's and daddy's
agreed) "Do ya think we should pack Kenny (She calls him that when no one
is around) or should we just have one of the butler's do it" Yuki said
watching TV with him.
"Let's one of the butler's do it" Kenshin said lying on his back
watching TV. "Ok Kenny" Yuki said leaning on the armrest. She stood up and
pressed a button. "Gene can ya pack our things for our trip to America
we've got clothes in America" Yuki said to him. "Right away Miss" Gene
said.
Yuki shrugged and plopped back down on the couch. "Gene is gonna do
it" Yuki said. "Ok" Kenshin said still lying upside down and watching TV.
(I forgot to mention Kenshin and Yuki have the X scar on their face)
"Kenny?" Yuki asked. "What?" Kenshin answered. "Is it still ok to call you
Kenny?" She asked quietly.
Kenshin gave her a warm smile. "Of course" He finished. "Good" She
mumbled. Suddenly somebody walked in. "Hi Hiko" Yuki and Kenshin said at
the same time. "Hello Kiddies" Hiko said obviously drunk. "Hey Hikokuns who
are the kids" a lady's voice ask. "God Hiko another Whore if your going to
find a mother for me and Kenshin find one that has a brain" Yuki said
coldly not even taking her eye's off the TV.
"I am just drowning sorrow sweetie, now Elisa these are my kid's Yuki
and Kenshin" Hiko slurred. "Oh Hiko! They are positively adorable" Elisa
said in a high squeaky voice. Yuki's eye's narrowed. "Aren't you the least
bit disturbed that your "lover" has children you know what for get it
Kenshin I am going to bed?" Yuki said.
Kenshin could see plain as day she was fighting the demon inside of
her because her eyes kept flashing amber. "Good Night Yuki, Hiko I'll
beheading to bed now also and if you are going to do what I think you are
going to do, do it in the farthest away from Yuki's I think she would tear
her room up more than it already is" With that Kenshin retired.
End Of Chapter
Erin: Smiles Triumphantly I still remember Kenshin w00t
Kai: --()
Soujirou: Until Next Time Review
By Erin and Kai
Erin: Wow it has been awhile since I wrote an RK fic
Kai: I have never experience the pleasure of watching the show MEANIE
Erin: o.o ()
Erin and Kai don't own Rurouni Kenshin or Recipe For Hate
(A/N This is an AU fic so everyone will seem a little ooc)
The Spread Of Culture
"Yo!!" A chicken haired teen yelled yes it was our very own Sano.
Kenshin ran over to Sano. "Yo what's up Sano" Kenshin asked happily. "Not
Much Kenshin hey!! Where is the rest of the group?" Sano said looking
around stupidly. "I was getting everything out of my locker for SUMMER
SANO!!!!!!" (I don't really know if they have summer break but they do now
.) A girl said hastily.
She had long dark red hair one shade darker than Kenshin's and violet
eyes a few shades darker than Kenshin's it looked more like a storm. "Oh!!
Hey Yuki" Sano said sweat dropping. "Hey Sis" Kenshin said to Yuki. She
closed one eye. "We have to wait for the weasel, raccoon, Fox, Penguin, and
err...Smiley" Yuki said sweat dropping.
"Ok (Saitou isn't in this fic because he is ugly and evil) Wolf Girl"
Sano said rubbing Yuki's head. Yuki shook her head causing her ponytail to
fly everywhere. "Don't touch me Chicken" Yuki growled. Kenshin in the
middle of this just stood there chuckling. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY MR.DRAGON" Yuki
shouted biting his head.
Right now the scene is a chibi Kenshin and a giant Yuki with sharp
triangle teeth biting his head. Suddenly it went back to normal when Misao
and Aoishi came. "Ahhh.... Penguin and Weasel we have been expecting you"
Yuki said petting Kenshin like a cat. (LOL James Bond) "Yuki stop petting
me" Kenshin said throwing her away.
Yuki landed on her feet. "I love you Hiten Mitsurugi Style" Yuki said
wiping sweat from her forehead. When she got back to where Kenshin, Sano,
Aoishi and Misao were three new additions were made. Megumi, Kaoru and
Soujirou made it. "Hey I think I just thought" Yuki said happily.
"What?" Kaoru asked Yuki. Yuki smiled, "If Kenshin is up to spending
one months allowance He and I can pay to have this little group go to
America" Yuki said holding a little American Flag. "Oh That Would be sooo
fun come on Kenshin" Misao begged.
"How can I say no" Kenshin said. Yuki grinned real big. "We could
stay at our summer home Kenshin" (If you hadn't noticed Yuki and Kenshin
are filthy rich) Yuki said still waving the little American flag. Everyone
but Kenshin and Yuki just starred. "You...you have a summer home" Sano said
without a breath.
"We have two or three in America I can't remember how many but only
one is big enough to fit all of us," Yuki said holding a finger up to her
chin. "OH WELL" Yuki said blowing off her concentration. Kenshin took out
his cell phone (It's not just him everyone has cell phones .) "Yuki I
know you have yours hidden somewhere call Hiko and tell him we are going to
America in when do you all want to go?" Kenshin said handing Yuki his Cell.
"Tomorrow?" Kaoru suggested. Everyone nodded to agree. "OK!!" Yuki
said (She had a 2 liter of Soda like 15 minutes ago) She dialed Hiko's
number. "Oi Old Man we are going to America tomorrow...yeah...with the
group...yes Kenshin is coming...Uh No We are going to Florida (I am Texan but
who wants to go to Texas XP) ...Yeah...The one with Angel in it's name...yes I
know all the planes are down for repairs...........Me and Kenshin will pay for
everyone's tickets...kay love you bye" Yuki finished the call.
"Love You????" Soujirou asked. Yuki laughed. "You know how you all
never met me and Yuki's parents Hiko is our father" Kenshin finished. There
was a surrounding ooooh. "Ok Where Should we meet Kenshin?" Yuki said
handing him back his phone.
"How about here" Kenshin asked. Yuki shrugged, "I don't care". "Sure
ok see yall tomorrow at?" Sano said. Yuki's face lightened. "4:30 am" She
said happily. Everyone but Sano, Yuki and Kenshin shrugged. "4:30!!!!! ARE
YOU CRAZY TO WAKE UP AT THAT TIME" Sano shouted.
A chibi Kenshin came over and said, "She gets up at 2:15 every
morning". After it was settled that they were going to meet up here at 4:30
and that Yuki needed mental help they went their separate ways. Everyone
but Kenshin and Yuki packed that night. (He He their mommy's and daddy's
agreed) "Do ya think we should pack Kenny (She calls him that when no one
is around) or should we just have one of the butler's do it" Yuki said
watching TV with him.
"Let's one of the butler's do it" Kenshin said lying on his back
watching TV. "Ok Kenny" Yuki said leaning on the armrest. She stood up and
pressed a button. "Gene can ya pack our things for our trip to America
we've got clothes in America" Yuki said to him. "Right away Miss" Gene
said.
Yuki shrugged and plopped back down on the couch. "Gene is gonna do
it" Yuki said. "Ok" Kenshin said still lying upside down and watching TV.
(I forgot to mention Kenshin and Yuki have the X scar on their face)
"Kenny?" Yuki asked. "What?" Kenshin answered. "Is it still ok to call you
Kenny?" She asked quietly.
Kenshin gave her a warm smile. "Of course" He finished. "Good" She
mumbled. Suddenly somebody walked in. "Hi Hiko" Yuki and Kenshin said at
the same time. "Hello Kiddies" Hiko said obviously drunk. "Hey Hikokuns who
are the kids" a lady's voice ask. "God Hiko another Whore if your going to
find a mother for me and Kenshin find one that has a brain" Yuki said
coldly not even taking her eye's off the TV.
"I am just drowning sorrow sweetie, now Elisa these are my kid's Yuki
and Kenshin" Hiko slurred. "Oh Hiko! They are positively adorable" Elisa
said in a high squeaky voice. Yuki's eye's narrowed. "Aren't you the least
bit disturbed that your "lover" has children you know what for get it
Kenshin I am going to bed?" Yuki said.
Kenshin could see plain as day she was fighting the demon inside of
her because her eyes kept flashing amber. "Good Night Yuki, Hiko I'll
beheading to bed now also and if you are going to do what I think you are
going to do, do it in the farthest away from Yuki's I think she would tear
her room up more than it already is" With that Kenshin retired.
End Of Chapter
Erin: Smiles Triumphantly I still remember Kenshin w00t
Kai: --()
Soujirou: Until Next Time Review
