This is just a little story that I wrote to also help me figure out my writer's block. It helped a little. But I thought it was kinda funny.

I own nothing. Not even the dollar in the story.

Hi! I'm a dollar, and I'm going to tell you about my trip through the Organization XIII. Sit back while I try to remember exactly what happened.

Well, I was all alone, in the pocket of a nameless stranger who was walking to the store. I only knew he was going to the store because he said something about Sea Salt Ice Cream. Suddenly, my owner jumped, and I wiggled about. He gasped loudly and I couldn't figure out what was going on.

Suddenly, there was these brown fingers near me. As soon as they touched me, they took me out into this cold desolate world, and I had no idea where I was. The man that was looking at me was scary. He had these orange eyes, and he was smiling. He had a dashing coat let me tell you, but he shoved me into his pocket and vanished.

I was in that pocket for a long time, but I was waken from my sleep, when he slapped me onto a table. I was getting a little frustrated. I did not like being taken out of pockets very much. But I don't think my new owner liked putting money on a table either.

"I suppose this is all I can donate right now, Saix."

The blue haired man, Saix, I'm assuming, looked up at my new owner and sighed. "That's it, Xemnas? You only have a dollar?"

"My job is to use Kingdom Hearts to restore my Organization." Xemnas said. "You are the one who handles the finances. Now get to work."

Saix growled and glared at me. I wanted to fly away, but there was no wind in the room, and I was at the mercy of this person with a crazy hair color. He scratched me as he folded me up into a triangle. I knew what was coming.

"Xemnas, perhaps we should try to open a fundraiser to meet our budget demands. Maybe we could call it Spot the Spock." Saix said as he flicked me across the table. "I win."

Xemnas picked me up and flicked me back. I landed right in Saix's lap. He looked at me and pinched me inbetween his fingers. He was about to say something when the door to the vast room opened up and a sad looking, mullet wearing, blonde, tall, and a whole host of other musically related words guy stumbled in. He was whimpering. To me, he looked like he messed something up.

"What is it now, Demyx?" Xemnas sighed. Saix stood up and took his place next to him. I was unfortunately left on the table.

"I kind of missed our last meeting." Demyx stuttered. "I was going to ask Axel, but he lit me on fire and told me to come to you. So…help a brother out?"

Xemnas sighed deeply. "Go on."

Saix grumbled under his breath and stepped up to Demyx. "You know what you can do?"

Demyx was obviously afraid of Saix. I couldn't see why. I mean how scary can a blue haired man with a funny scar be?

After about five minutes, I knew just how scary he could be. I was lucky to escape with my life. Demyx had saved me, or rather I was wedged in his hair. He had to go the ominously named Dark City to get Xemnas one of the best cookies that never existed from This Cookie Shop Doesn't Exist. It was Xemnas's favorite cookie shop.

And, as I found out, it was the only cookie shop.

I was sad that the David Bowie look alike was giving me to this thing. It was white and gray, and it had a zipper for a mouth. I was scared. I felt this sudden gust of wind, and I flapped my little body as hard as I could so I could escape. I made it out of the door, but I didn't go that much farther, for I was speared with a lance.

I guess I was supposed to be some kind of sport, because, a man with the biggest sideburns I have ever seen tore my corner off as he put me in his pocket. "Victory is mine, bitches."

"That's not fair!" cried Demyx. "That's supposed to be for Xemnas's snack. Xaldin!"

Xaldin didn't care very much. He pushed Demyx away and headed back to the castle, whistling a song that reminded me very much of Michael Jackson. I was once in his pocket, you know. Yeah, I'm special.

Anyway, Xaldin lost me in a poker game to Luxord, who traded me for a rubber band with Axel, who set me on fire and threw me away. It had rained that day, so I wasn't completely destroyed.

I was sitting in my trash can, moping, wishing that I could start anew. I didn't like this world very much. Everyone was violent and mean, and tortured dollars. I hated them all. Fortunately for me, a very pretty woman kicked the trash can over and I was carried away by an incoming storm. Unfortunately, she was skilled in the wielding of lightning, and I was fried.

I floated away, attacked by various things and a number of horrifying coincidences rendered me useless. Then, I was alone again. I refused to wish for anything. So far, that has only gotten me in trouble, and destroyed.

But, to my dismay, my journey was not quite over. I had been chanced upon by a young boy, maybe, like, twelve. Blonde hair, blue eyes, a standard American actress. He picked my up and smiled wide. He only had one thing to say.

"Hey, cool. A dollar."

"Wanna go get ice cream?"

I screamed by flapping my edges and trying to get away. It was Axel again. He was going to burn me! I struggled and managed to get away. I flitted away. I wasn't going to risk getting hurt again. I was almost free, but, alas, I was interrupted yet again. I was at the edge of the world. I was just about to pass through a dark portal when I was sucked into the black hole. I was surprised by the sudden movement, but at the same time, a pirate shot a hole in me and I was spaghettified. I was turned inside out and I formed into a Dark Matter Dollar.

I then plummeted back to Earth. I landed on a beach next to a boy. He picked me up and took me to this town that was in constant twilight. He then traded me for this funny looking sword to the same blonde who owned me before. I was so happy, but then I remembered that I was a Nobody's Dollar, therefore I had no feelings.

*Sigh*

I hope you liked it. It was just a little thing. I liked it.

:) Has a nice day.