Random Huddy drabble. It's 1:36 in the morning, I'm bored. Why not? Season 5 finale, obviously. =P

Gregory House was determind to make Lisa Cuddy realize that she was infact in love with him. He had been trying to get her angry for 3 days to no avail, but he'd found something that would piss her off royally. He wasn't even sure that he would make it out alive, but you do stupid shit when you're in love. He was standing on the balconey above the main enterance, that way everyone in the entire hospital was sure to hear about it. He banged his cane against the railing, he wanted to make sure he had each and every person's attention, Here goes something. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement." He yelled. "As you go about your day, I would like you to be aware of the fact, that I slept with Lisa Cuddy!"

Everyone except a few people's jaw dropped. Nurse Gina looked at her friend, "Mhm." A young nurse put her hand out expectantly to one of her doctor friends, he was still looking, slack-jawed, at House. When he saw her hand, "Dammit!" He mumbled, and pulled money out of his pocket and slapped it down on her hand. She had a smug smile and closed her hand around the money.

"This is beyond asshood!" Cuddy screached. She was hurt, sad, shocked, but most of all, she was pissed. "You have the luxary of not caring about your image," She reached him. "I do not!" He was staring at her, he almost looked curious and smug. Why the hell is he smug? "I can permit a lot of crap! But an employee," Her voice lowered, "shouting, about his sexual exploits, with me. No!"

Foreman's jaw dropped, Thirteen smiled in triumph, "Told you. Pay up."

"Son of a bitch." He whispered in shock, but pulled out a 50 dollar bill.

"Really," She looked at him, "How did you not see that coming?"