So =D This is my first FF in English. So please don't be to hard on me^^
A/N: I never got to read the book The Hobbit, I only watched the movie(several times..).
Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings Trilogy/Books nor The Hobbit. Everything got created by the amazing J.R.R. Tolkien :)
How did the riddle game with Gollum really go?
„Oh, so the Bagginses wants to play?", Gollum asked, sitting on a rock.
„Uhm, yeah..", Bilbo, the Hobbit replied to the strange creature's question, still having is Elvensword being pointed at Gollum.
„Let's play riddles, precious!", he cheered with his blue eyes wide open.
„Okay. What if I win?", Bilbo asked.
„Hmm... If Bagginses wins, we show it the way out! And if it loses.. We eats it whole!"
„Deal.", Bilbo said thinking He will never get to eat me, my riddles are just to hard for him.
„Okay, we begin, precious! So. Green it is, and through the woods and jungles it runs..."
Bilbo began to think. He sat down and thought. Green and it runs through jungels and woods.. Leaves? No.. Orcs? No, not all orcs are green... Ents? Well, they run, but they don't live in jungles...
„Is it to hard for it, precious?", Gollum questioned the sitting and thinking Hobbit. That's when Bilbo realized that Gollum wasn't on his rock anymore, but right in front of him.
„Give me some more time to think!", Bilbo said.
„Okay.", Gollum answered and watched as the Hobbit just couldn't find the answer.
After half an hour it got boring for Gollum so he said: „Time is up."
Bilbo jumped onto his big hairy feet and shouted „The answer is time!"
Gollum just raised an eyebrow saying: „Time is not green, nasty Bagginses! But now it's time for us to eats it!"
„No.. What is the answer?"
„A pack of cucumbers, my precious."
Gollum crawled nearer and nearer to Bilbo, who just moved away by walking backwards. He pointed his sword at Gollum and said: „What is white and bothers you during lunch?"
„That's old and nasty. An avalanche."
„And what is blue and does quite the same?"
„Tsunami. Time for lunch it is, precious!", Gollum said and jumped onto Bilbo and knocked him out by hitting him with a stone severeal times. He searched through Bilbo's bags and suddenly found his precioues one. „Thief! Nasty Bagginses!"
Bilbo woke up and saw the ferious Gollum glaring at him. He did his best to run away from him. Gollum, of course, was following him quite fast. Suddenly Bilbo bumped into Gandalf.
„Oh here you are!", He said and threw the Hobbit onto his shoulder, while runnig into the direction of the daylight. The dwarfes ran after Gandalf and gave Bilbo some strange looks. Bilbo of course knew it meant: „Where the fuck were you, idiot?!"