Yin and Yang
by Shego2Drakken
Drakken couldn't believe his rotten luck! For the past several weeks, it had been nothing but Kim Possible this, KP that, Kimberly Anne Possible something or another. In addition, 99.9% of the time, it was about her defeating him!! It was starting to become excruciatingly painful to withstand these defeats, time and time again. "I can do anything!", he said in a mocking imitation of the auburn-haired nemesis's voice. "Pah!", he scoffed in anger. "The only reason she can do all that's because she's a cheerleader. And that's not what makes it so painful", he complained into thin air. "She nearly killed Shego, one of the few reasons I haven't killed myself by now, ever since Dementor came on the scene." And so he ranted in this general strain, unaware of the pair of emerald green eyes watching him . . .
Shego had been watching her partner in crime for some time now, and it took her up until Drakken said that she was important to him that she realized something important: Drakken was important to her, too. But Drakken needed more than that to cheer him up, but what . . . Then a smile crossed her face, and if Basil of Baker Street had been around to see it, he'd almost swear that Ratigan was, in some way, related to Shego because of that smile. "Shego, you naughty girl.", she thought to herself. "It'd never work . . . Or would it? Well, I'll just call it . . . an early birthday present if Kim shows up."
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Drakken was in his room, thinking up a plot to get back at Dementor or Kim, when Shego walked in. Drakken didn't look up until Shego was next to him, and then he turned towards Shego and asked in a bland tone "What's the sitch?", causing Shego to smile inwardly to herself. "He hates Kim, and yet he uses one of her catch phrases. Heh, he'll never see it coming." She sat down next to Drakken.
Drakken immediately thought "What does Shego want? She never looked at me like that before. And why did I just say 'What's the sitch'?" He looked at Shego, and noticed her eyes. She was staring at him, and he recognized that look. Unfortunately, that was spawned from him watching The Lion King enough times for him to recognize Nala's "The Look".
"So, what're you doing?", Shego asked. "Trying to figure out what to do now. I'm not so sure. It's just that I've got the total, exact opposite of nothing on my mind, down to the nanothoughts." Drakken turned to Shego again. There it was with "The Look" again! "Something's up.", he thought, "The Lipskies had a sixth sense when it came to those things, and right now, mine is going wild. But is it all danger?" Then Shego said the words that transformed all thoughts of danger into thoughts of romance: "I might have a way of clearing your mind."
And so Shego laid Drakken onto the bed, like Nala pinning Simba, and kissed him passionately. Drakken was about to learn that dreams do come true.