One-Shot: Jerry and Elaine Kiss
It was a rainy evening in Jerry Seinfeld's apartment. All at once, he heard a knock at the door. Perhaps it was Kramer, to complain about his plumbing or something. But when Jerry opened the door, he beheld a sopping wet Elaine. His best friend.
"Elaine? What are you doing here?"
Besides being drenched, Elaine's eyes were clearly red and puffy, as if she had been crying. Jerry racked his brain for something she could possibly be upset about. He remembered how she had gotten a new boyfriend recently; had they broken up? That had to be it!
Elaine suddenly launched herself at Jerry and threw her arms around him. She kissed him firmly on the lips. And though they had only been friends for years, Jerry closed his eyes and kissed her back.
The couple retreated rapidly into Jerry's room, tearing at each other's clothes. Elaine pushed Jerry back onto the bed and straddled him. After she had stripped him naked and he her, Jerry pushed into her place of intimacy. She grimaced in slight pain, but then she smiled encouragingly. This was Jerry. If she didn't trust him, she didn't trust anyone.
The couple made slow, passionate love. Jerry made love to Elaine tenderly, to make her feel better...
Hours later, the friends were awake and sweaty and still naked in bed. The afterglow. Jerry kissed his friend's lips chastely.
"I love you, Elaine. Never forget that."
And she didn't.