mey lital ponee
derpy becomes a spas man thats a girl like samus.
catre 1
derpy storee
derpy wa a ponmee wit broken eiz thatwa dae derpy bort metroid on the nes. she plaed it for much time but then was got stucked so shet stopt play it and bort metroid fyooshon, she luvd the gam but then got to nitemar boss and got skrad and stoped play. then she bort and plad metroid prim 3. she thort it was best game in univerz. then se thort," maby i shood becom a spas man thats a gir liek sams, exept iwill be a spaz ponee."
crapter 22
dderpy gets teh jonb
derpy was went to the spas ponee recrootin centrew." helo conter poner. im derpy hovs and i want to be spax ponee" sed diry hovs. the man at the cointer larfed." you look to stoopid to be in spaz. go away and cry." barfed the cointer man. derpy was sad, but stil determid. so she stoll a spas ship and floo of.
chaper 3
derpeee get arest.
derpy was hav fun flieng. but then the roul gardz fond her an arest her. derpy was ind te coert room. she waz fond glity of theavery so she wa sent too moons. the moon was dark an darky. derpy was stat cry. she wonted bac on hom. she was hom sick. then she loked up and sar thing in sky. she gapsed. the thing landed on moon, itwa a spas ship. the out cam samus aran." join me derpy" sed samus
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