Chapter One

A Call From My Cousin

Note: This is the result of a serious illness. A.k.a DWTGTSTS (Don't Want To Go To Scool Tomorrow Syndrome)

This is my first actual story and it was suppose to be a One-shot for SMY (So Much Yaoi) but, I had to many ideas for it to be just a one shot, so, YOU GUYS GET A FREE STORY! (...not that you would have paid anyway...)

ON TO THE STORY!

Ritsu sighed in relief as he finished with his manuscript. This whole day had seemed to be going so...weirdly.

First off, the crazy way that the printer had just decided to stop working, and also the way that it was much easier to ignore Takano today, it was like the taller male wasn't even paying attention to Ritsu.

Grabbing his coat and bag, Onodera made sure he had left the manuscript on Kisa's desk so he could take care of the rest. He was too tired to handle with it right now.

As he walked out of the work building, his phone rang. A personal call.

"Oh, if it isn't mother!" he said in an angelic way.

He immediately hung up.

Chuckling to himself, he put his phone back into his pocket, ignoring the next call as well.

"I guess Takano-san is right." Ritsu sighed, "I really am an ass."

He looked up at the sky, noticing all the stars. It was actually really...

"Beautiful." he sighed. "I wish Takano was with me right-"

He froze, his eyes wide and hit himself on the head.

"GAH!" he gasped. "What the hell?! I was NOT just about to think that!"

Blushing profusely, he looked around to make sure no one had heard. Sighing in relief, he continued his walk to home.

As he saw his home building getting closer, he heard his phone ring.

He knew his mother wasn't going to give up until he answered, so, he picked.

"Hello?" he said grimly.

"Well, cousin, you sound happy today!" a hyper, giggling voice laughed.

"Wha...Luke?!" Onodera gasped, shocked.

"SUP, my cousin?" the voice giggled.

Luke's actually name was Lukiko. He was the bisexual cousin of his family.

"Did you get your mom's phone call?" Luke asked.

"Oh, um, n-no. I was uh, busy with work..." Ritsu lied.

"Okay, seriously, I have got to give you some tips on how to lie." Luke sighed. "Plus, unless you work at the strip club, I know you got time for your f-ing mother."

"Enough already." Onodera growled. "Why are you calling?"

"Well, if you had bothered to pick up when your mother had called, you would have known." Luke sighed. "I'm coming over for a few weeks, I'm moving to Kyoto and need to get everything sorted out, so, your mother suggested I stay with you until everything is good for me to actually go to Kyoto."

"Really?" Ritsu smiled. "I haven't seen you in ages, this is fine! Not really happy that my mother suggested me before she asked me but this is just fine! How long until you get here?"

"I'm actually at the airport, my flight is delayed for two hours, I'm going to get there at around six in the morning tomorrow." Luke explained. "I can hail a taxi at the airport, all I need to know is your home adress."

"Oh, of course!"

After Ritsu was done explaining the details, he began to ask some questions.

"So, why are you moving to Kyoto?" Ritsu asked.

"Oh, I've been hired at a publishing company. Seems as though my work has caught their eye." Luke paused. "But, I'm pretty sure they'll be rather disappointed in my work."

"Nonsense, you're a wonderful writer!" Ritsu protested. "Stop being so modest!"

"It's not modesty when it's true." Lukiko sighed. "I mean, when they check my background, how are they going to react when they figure out I used to work as a half-time male stripper?!"

"Ichiro Lukiko!" Ritsu hissed. "Don't you dare bring that up again! It was only because you had to pay off a debt to the owner."

"Ritsu, just forget I brought it up." Luke sighed.

"Also, who's your latest boyfriend?" Ritsu teased.

"I don't have one but there was this nice guy that I met at the cafe!" Luke giggled.

"Is he cute?" Ritsu teased.

"Well, he's right in between CUTE and HOT." Luke giggled.

Ritsu thought he had heard someone open a door behind him, but he ignored it.

"It's no wonder all the boys fall for you," Ritsu laughed. "You're basically the baby face of the family!"

"I look just like you!"

"No you don't!"

"I do! I just have a rounder face with blue eyes and black hair!"

Ritsu chuckled, listening to Luke giggle.

"Okay, so what's his name?"

"Kiraku..." Luke swooned. "His name sends shivers up my spine."

"Please don't do that, you're in a public place, remember?" Ritsu raised an eyebrow.

"Meh, I've done a lot of things in public." Ritsu could hear Luke shrugging. "Did you know that gropping your ex-boyfriend in Florida is illegal?"

"You were probably doing more that gropping him." Ritsu chuckled, unaware that there was someone behind him.

"Hey, he slipped his hand into my pants! We were asked to leave the fucking gym!" Luke hissed. "I mean, the guy was all over me! Well, until I teased him and walked away. Ha! It was hilarious!"

"You're quite the charmer," Ritsu rolled his eyes. "All right, is that all you had to say?"

"Oh! One more thing!" Luke said. "I also have a bit of writer's block so I was wondering if you could help me come up with some idea for a story! It's only an idea, not a whole plot, I can go from there."

"Sure, but, you're sleeping on the couch." Ritsu chuckled.

"Hey, SuSu! That's not fair!" Luke huffed. "Fine, but, if my beauty sleep isn't on schedule you're dead meat!"

"Yes, yes, and you can hang my dead body on a tree. Goodbye."

"Bye-bye!"

Ritsu hung up, putting his phone back in his pocket. Humming a tune, he felt happier than he had ever been.

"And who was that?"

Onodera practically jumped, turning around to face the person who had just scared him.

"Oh, Takano-san." he smiled. "You scared me."

"Wow, whoever called you is a miracle worker." Takano smirked. "You're not being a mean jackass anymore."

"Hmph, I can't say the same to you!" Ritsu growled.

"Nevermind." Takano sighed. "It's back."

Takano glanced at Ritsu.

"You still haven't answered, who was that?"

"Oh, it was Lukiko." Ritsu answered. "My cousin."

"Ah, I see." Takano nodded.

Silence began.

Ritsu didn't really mind it, though. He was actually thinking about what he had to organize for his cousin. Luke was a very...creative male. Who tended to fall in love with many men. He rarely feel in love with woman, but insisted that he was bisexual. Ritsu actaully had suggested for him to just come out as gay, but, Luke had refused, saying he still thought girls were hot.

So, Ritsu basically had to make sure that there was no trace of any activity that might trigger Luke's "angry'" side. Luke didn't get angry very much, since he said that anger wasn't very "cute" but, he made an exception when something wasn't exactly to his liking. And, to make things worse, Luke loved Yaoi. He had an account for Tumblr, and basically posted anything he thought was "kawaii". This seemed rather odd for Ritsu, since he knew that Luke had the whole collection of some book series called "Junjou Romantica".

Sighing, Ritsu ran his hand through his hair. He never thought that it would be this hard to plan stuff just for his cousin.

"I wonder if he enjoys reading normal literature..." he muttered under his breathe.

"What?"

Ritsu snapped out of his thoughts. He had completely forgotten that Takano was next to him.

"Wha...oh, sorry!" Ritsu giggled. "I was just thinking out loud!"

Takano was just too surprised at how Ritsu was acting.

"Are you on drugs?" he asked.

"No...why?" Ritsu raised an eyebrow.

"No particular reason." Takano shrugged.

Ritsu noticed that he had been thinking so hard that he didn't even see that they were already at their home building.

Thinking again, Ritsu wondered what his cousin had been up to for the last few years. He knew that he had been working a bit at a cafe, seeing as he kept seeing him update about it on his Facebook. But, still, he needed to know if he had completely gotten back on his feet since that incident with the bar owner when Luke was a half-time stripper. He probably wasn't completely over it since he had brought it up in their conversation, but, he still needed to know of some of his progress with life.

When he got to his apartment, Ritsu didn't try to rush in as always, he just took his keys out, pushed them in, and opened the door. He didn't even look to see if Takano was following him. Swinging the door shut, he placed all his stuff on the couch, and decided that it was probably the best time to start cleaning.

"Lukiko is coming tomorrow." He yawned. "I can't sleep now, I have to start cleaning!"

And this is how it all began...

I...am...fucking...dying...

Wahhhhhh, I don't want to go to school tomorrow! NOOOOOO!

*tears of pain*

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