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This was actually a dream I had. Weird dream, huh?
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The Battle of McDonalds
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Voldemort apparated into a Muggle suburb, in the middle of a McDonalds' parking lot.
The group of teenage girls sitting outside of McDonalds ignored him.
"Muhaha?"
One of them took a sip of soda.
"Haha?"
A different girl daintily picked up a few french fries.
"Ha?"
"WTF?"
"WTH?"
"OMG!"
"Viv, tell that dobe to shut up!"
"You heard the girl, shut up!"
He stood still in shock.
"THANK YOU."
He tried again. "Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!" Voldemort laughed while randomly shooting off a bunch of AKs."HAHAHAHAAAA(an empty cup thwacked him in the side of the head)aaaaaoooowww." He rubbed the bump and frowned. "You shall die for your petty insolence."
"LOL! He's a freaking baldie."
"And he's wearing a black dress too!"
"BTW, he hasn't got a nose either!"
"LOL!"
"Lookie here, I'm him. 'I'm a HO!'"
"Sing it with me! U-G-L-Y,"
"You ain't got no alibi, you ugly. Hey, hey, you ugly!"
"LOL!"
"OMGx2!"
"OMFG!"
"WTG, Dude."
"Ruined my appetite."
"Ugh, me too."
"RTFM, Man. You're UGLY!"
"BBL, Ugly Man..NOT!"
"TTFN, We GTG, like, now."
"Geez, what a loser."
At that comment, something inside The Dark Lord snapped.
Then he vaporized one of their Big Macs.
The girls stared blankly for a second.
"Oh HELL Naw!"
"He did NOT just do what I think he did."
"You are ssssssssssssooooooooo dead."
"Oh no he di'int!"
"GET'EM GRILS!!!"
"ATTACKKKKKK!!"
"RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Thus was the end of Voldemort, death by McDonalds food wielded by teenage girls.
On the bright side, he did get to look up their skirts when they stood over his almost-dead body. And, yes, that's good for him, because we all know that he wasn't getting any with a body like that. Ugly ass bastard.
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REVIEW OR I'L SET THE GIRLS ON YOU WITH PROMISES OF SUPER-SIZE BIG MACS!!!!!