Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. And I never will, so stop teasing me. /bursts into tears/
The reason for this one is that my (ever present) muse hit me again. I was rereading Sorcerer's Stone and I got to thinking, what would my version be of the toilet seat….Then I rushed around my room trying to find a pencil that actually contained lead. /sadly shakes her head/ ……….
R&R PEOPLES!!! ENJOY!
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A trio of barn owls wobbled slowly towards the Burrow, home of the infamous red-haired Weasleys. They were carrying an oddly shaped package that was wrapped poorly in paper that had clowns giggling and squirting water in each other's faces on it.
The exhausted owls dropped it in front of Ginny Weasley, the first Weasley daughter in three whole generations, and currently the only child in the family not being schooled at Hogwarts. She would be next year though.
And the first spell she was determined to learn was the Bat-Bogey Hex. It was a legend, how the Weasley women had perfected the curse. She was eager to see if the legend held true in her own blood. She could see it now, her brothers cowering at her feet, begging her to not—The package began to whistle the "Happy Birthday" tune.
Her mother walked over, "Ginny, what is that?"
"I dunno. I have to open it to find out." Attentively, she poked it with her finger.
It didn't explode. So she pulled the wrapping off; a letter fell out.
Dear Ickle Gin-Gin,
As promised, here is your toilet seat from Hogwarts. We even made sure it had the Hogwarts crest on it! This one is from Moaning Myrtle's bathroom that she haunts. See you soon!
Fred & George
P.S.—Ronniekins says "Hi."
Inside the wrapping was a box. Inside the boxwas tissue paper. Inside the tissure paper was the most disgusting thing that Ginny had ever had the misfortune to see in her life. And, considering the fact that she had six brothers…well, lets just say that it was bad. Really bad.
It was a murky yellowish color with spots of green/purple mold, and smelled faintly of wet dog, baked beans, Firewhiskey, and, strangely enough, fried artichokes. Frankly, it looked like the thing had seen a few too many occupants over the years.
"GAH! They are in so much trouble when I get my hands on them! Stealing school property!"
"Coooooooooooooooooooool."
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