Edpov
O my god my day has been the worst day of my life
Flashback
We were sitting in science class and the intercom came on the was some one voice I did not recognize at all but she said that here a song for Edward and Bella and some revolting song started playing on the speaker the next minute it was so not funny .
Ha-ha,
well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several
other
Very important differences
Between human beings and
animals
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me
and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So
put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm
Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've
had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of
bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle
House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an
apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise
an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You
and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the
kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs
of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me
be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this
notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft
Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you
sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an
automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool
Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it
doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's
do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You
and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they
do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me
baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on
the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby we ain't
nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery
Channel
Do it now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but
mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do
it again now
You and me baby we ain't nothin' but mammals
So
let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny
now
End flash back
See how revolting this song was it was not funny, not just that but mike was thinking" I do it to Bella like they did on the discovery channel."I swear some ones out to get me swear I just hope it nothing else happen to me again just hoping nothing dose please let nothing happen to me please