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It was a typical Friday. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were just let out of school.
They were walking home when a black cat appeared in front of them. It was slim, and had bright yellow eyes. It walked up, seemingly out of no where and just sat in the boy's way.
The boys were kind of weirded out. Stray cats were pretty rare in South Park. It wasn't looking at any of the boys, it was simply staring off into space with its creepy yellow eyes.
Stan attempted to shoo it away. He swatted his hand in front of it. "Go on, go home!" He said the cat. The cat simply clawed the boy's wrist. "Ah! God dammit! Stupid fucking cat!" He shouted while rubbing the scratch. The cat hissed angrily at the sound of Stan's curse words.
Kenny kicked snow at the cat, and it pretty much attacked him. Kenny ended up a bleeding mess, but Kyle managed to pull the cat off of his friend and throw it at the ground.
Cartman did absolutely nothing to help the situation.
The cat hissed, really ticked off now.
"Great job, you fucking Jew! We could have Walked away while the fucking pussy attacked Kinny!" Cartman yelled at Kyle. The cat of corse hissed at the word 'fucking'. "Why are you blaming me?! I was helping my friend! It was Stan who started this by pissing off the cat!" Kyle yelled back. "Leave me out of this, bastards! It's Kenny who pissed it off!" Stan threw out in defense. Kenny mumbled something about Cartman being a buttfucking lesbian for not helping him.
They were all focused on the fight while a old womanly voice finally yelled "QUIET!"
They looked to find a weird old lady standing in the exact same spot that the cat had been, her white hair in a bun. Craig claimed to have met her before and said she's a witch, but no one really believed him.
She shook her head slowly. "You boys are abominations to society! Always fighting with each other and to innocent animals as well!" She nagged.
She was surprising sturdy for her age. She was standing straighter then any of the boys. She didn't even have a walking cane.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa lady! We are abominations? Have you seen the dress you have on? You look like you're wearing a black curtain, you must have Kyle's fashion sense" the chubby boy replied. Kyle slapped his shoulder.
"ENOUGH! You boys are so horrible to each other and the elderly!" The old lady nagged more.
Yet none of the boys were focused on her anymore, they were all so made at each other, the fighting was all they could hear. "At least I didn't put my hand next to a wild fucking animal like a dumbass!" Kyle yelled. "Fuck you! I was being humane unlike Kenny here!"
The fighting carried on until the woman put her arms at her side and casted a spell. Time stopped, all except her.
They couldn't talk, move or anything. They could only hear what's happening around them, which was the old woman due to the fact she was the only one not frozen.
She walked up to the boys looking pretty fucking angry. "You little scumbags! Cursing in every sentence, it's children like you who are responsible for society's downfall! With your toilet humor, and bloody video games! I should punish you ungrateful brats!
She started thinking to herself on what to do. The frozen children were worried and scared, but couldn't run away or even express it. After about a minute the woman spoke again.
"I'm going to start time again. when I do, I expect you to be a lot nicer to each other." With a giant blast of light, the world started again.
Birds continued flying, cars continued driving, all was good...
Or so it seemed...
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