Big Hoobamawatzit(a.k.a. Big Hoo)
(This is Big Brother done with InuYasha characters. Just so you know ^_~)
Monday
7:30 A.M. The cast(InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kouga, Kikyou, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, and Naraku) are all standing in front of a large house. Sesshoumaru is chatting on his pink fuzzy cellphone, he seems to be having a conversation about make-up to whoever is on the other line. Naraku, standing right by Sesshoumaru, is also talking on his leopard spot cellphone to someone, to anyone with half a brain its obvious they are talking to one another despite the fact that they are two feet away. InuYasha and Kouga are busy bickering about Kagome as usually, while Kagome watches on. Sango is running from person to person trying to escape Miroku and his hand, which seems to magnetized to Sango's butt. Shippou is trying to lecture Jaken on the many ways cigarette smoking can kill you while Jaken ignores him, too busy with his cigarette, Kikyou takes notes on everything Shippou says.
7:45 A.M. A voice from some hidden speaker speaks, "Hello all! Welcome to Big Hoobamawatzit, I'm the Big Hoo!" Everyone freezes and looks around frantically for the source of the sound. The silence is broken by InuYasha, "What the?!" Shippou jumps into Kagome's arms for safety and she cuddles him in a motherly way. Kouga looks around in search of where the voice came from, "Huh? Who said that?" The voice speaks again and everyone shuts up to listen, "I welcome you all to enter the house at this point. A few quick rules though...No one is allowed out, no one is allowed in, everyone must follow anything I say or be punished. Oh and there will be cameras everywhere...Just try to ignore them." He pauses. "Oh! And NO phones! No contact to the outside world!" Naraku and Sesshoumaru's jaws drop and their eyes tear up. "THAT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR!" They both wail at the same time. Two guards quickly go to the whining pair and confiscate their phones. Sesshoumaru and Naraku hug on to each other and sob loudly and dramatically. "Okay, you can all go inside now, you can explore for about five minutes then I will get back to you all. Toodles!" Big Hoo disconnects. Nobody moves. Silence. Kagome glances around. More silence. The silence is broken when Naraku "cuts the cheese". Sesshoumaru and Naraku have fits of giggles and hurry inside. Nobody moves......The ones with most sensitive noses smell Naraku's little gift first and bolt inside while gagging. The others follow quickly.
7:50 A.M. The crew look around the house. Sesshoumaru and Naraku are exploring the kitchen, girly giggling can be heard from the two. The house is clean and scented with lemons. Kouga sniffs and starts gagging, "It stinks of lemons!!" Sango raises an eyebrow, "I think it smells rather nice..." Kouga walks down the hall, exploring further into the house. From down the hall comes the sound of loud crashing, banging and mild cursing as the wolf discovers that all the rooms down the hall are locked. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou go to find out what the yelling is about, they find Kouga pounding his fists on a closed door, "IT WON'T OPEN!" He backs up into the door of room 1a, lowers his head and runs full force into the door of room 1c. The door bursts into splinters, some of which get caught in Kouga's hair. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou stare wide-eyed and shocked. Kouga crawls into the room and inspects every little thing, every once in awhile mumbling a "Hmm...". He sits on the edge of the bed and bounces, "Whee...!" He gets bored quickly and begins to jump on the bed, he jumps a little to high and hits his head on the roof, and collapses on the bed.
8:00 A.M. Big Hoo comes on the speakers again and calls everyone to the living room. Several minutes later everyone, excluding a passed out wolf youkai, join in the large living. Big Hoo begins speaking again, "You'll have daily tasks, shall you decide to not participate...or are unable to participate due to whatever reasons- medical,laziness, or pure stupidity...you will not eat that night or you will be punished, casts' choice. Today's task is..." Big Hoo pauses to allow the suspense in the room to build and several cast members mutter for him to hurry up. Big Hoo continues, "...You have to introduce yourselves to everyone. The rules are- Everyone asks two questions and whoever is asked a question MUST answer." Everyone looks around, blinks a little and giggling is heard from Naraku and Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru stiffles his giggles and looks at InuYasha, "Who do you love?!" Sesshoumaru squeals with laughter and Naraku and him cuddle and await InuYasha's answer.
8:10 A.M.
InuYasha has been staring at the ground, silent, and bright red for several minutes. The whole cast(other than Kouga) is staring and waiting an answer. He stutters and mumbles, "Well....er...uhhh....I...mm...grr....errggh....uuuuhhh...." His eyes light up like Christmas lightbulbs as he comes up with an answer, "I love my Mommy!" He stops quickly and he realizes he said "Mommy" an the whole crew is rolling with laughter. He blushes bright red and murmers a Feh! before walking off down the hall. Kagome is the first one to stop laughing and follows InuYasha. They both discover an unconscious Kouga sprawled half on the floor and half on the bed. They both gaze in wonder, "What happened to him?" they both say in unison. Miroku walks over, still laughing from InuYasha's answer. He manages to hold back the laughs for several moments and says, "He was jumping on the bed." InuYasha and Kagome both nod and laugh, as Kouga mumbles in his sleep, "Eviiiil roof....No...No don't hurt me again!" He rolls off the bed and is in what looks like an impossible position and murmers more pleas to the roof. InuYasha walks to the end of the hall and sits against a door, still pouting. Camera 4a zooms in on InuYasha and he growls and swings a ruthless punch, causing the lens to shatter.
8:29 A.M.
Miroku and Kagome come back to the Living Room and take a seat, Miroku sitting by Sango as usual. Naraku and Sesshoumaru are still giggling and have wasted their last questions on each other, asking for beauty tips. Miroku looks at Sango, "What do you think of me?" She blushes and flusters with her answer, "Well...I...uh....hmm....err...." Her face turns bright pink and Miroku feels kind of bad for making her answer in front of everyone. Sango stares at the ground and bites her lower lip nervously. She looks up, "I...well...uumm...I think you're a perverted monk who can't get none! And I wish you would leave my ass the f**k alone you big-headed, smelly, annoying, useless MOFO!!!!!" She growls and walks angrily out of the room. Miroku and the others sit there, wide-eyed and in disbelief that Sango would have the audacity to do that.
9:30 A.M. Everyone decided after Sango's outburst that they should put off asking anymore questions until later in the evening, after Sango has cooled down, InuYasha has stopped pouting, and Kouga has woken up. Jaken has been forced outside by several grumpy members of the crew complaining about the smoke smell(Kagome), the smoke being deadly(Shippou) or the smoke causing wrinkles at an early age(Sesshoumaru). The wrinkly, ugly toad is wandering around outside, much happier by himself because no one is yelling at him anymore. Back inside the house InuYasha is muttering to himself. Sango is sitting on the couch, arms crossed tightly across her chest. Miroku is kneeled next to her, trying to talk to her. The house is over all pretty quiet, except for the oocasional sound of rolling dice on a monopoly board, Kagome explaining how to play, and cheers or groans when money is gained and lost.
11:30 A.M. Everyone is either lounging in the living room, in the backyard....or unconcious in the bedroom. Sesshoumaru skips in, his huge boa bouncing behind him and yells in a sing-song voice, "What does everyone want to eat?" InuYasha, "Ramen!" Kagome, "Anything is fine." Miroku, "Ham sandwich!" Sango, "Fish!" Shippou, "CANDY!" Naraku, "Anything you wanna cook, Schnookums!" Kikyou, "I dont eat...." Jaken and Kouga say nothing, as one is unconcious and the other is outside smoking. They all yell what they want at the same time and poor Sesshoumaru hears nothing but Ramen, and Schnookums, he runs into the kitchen and decides to make chicken while mumbling, "Why did I even bother to ask?"
12:30 P.M. The smell of chicken being cooked reaches Kouga's nose, he twitches and wakes up. The cast all wait outside the kitchen complaining about being hungry when Kouga comes running in, "Where's da food at?!" Kagome turns around and starts to chuckle causing everyone else to turn to see what is so funny. Kagome was laughing at Kouga's hair, which was sticking up in every which way, due to him lying on the floor for several hours in odd positions, most of which resembled a headstand. The crew starts laughing just as Sesshoumaru comes out carrying a tray with the chicken on it. Sesshoumaru lets out a shreik at the sight of Kouga's hair and drops the tray, ruining the chicken. Of course the cast all groan in dismay, and blame Kouga for the lose of their food. Kouga is forced to make another meal for them. But since Kouga isnt much of a cook Miroku offers to help him out. They disappear into the kitchen, leaving the cast to wait for their return and the lunch.
1:00 P.M. Loud crashing and banging of pots, pans, the sound of a cabinet door being torn off its hinges, and Miroku's scolding can be heard from the kitchen. Sesshoumaru paces back and forth worrying about the welfare of his kitchen. Naraku tries to comfort him by cuddling him and telling him "It'll be okay, Sesshy-poo."
1:15 P.M. The crew is complaining nonstop about being hungry, Big Hoo pays visits every once in a while to tell them all to "Shut your traps!"
1:30 P.M. To the great pleasure of the crew and relief of Sesshoumaru, its lunch time! Miroku comes out carrying a huge plate of sandwiches. He says, "I have a variety of choices: peanut butter and jelly, ham, turkey, peanut butter and banana, chicken, grilled cheese, and tuna." He sets the tray down on the table, most of the sandwiches disappear in seconds. Miroku rushes back into the kitchen and returns with a plate with fish(for Sango), and a wolf youkai covered in white flour and broken eggs. Lunch goes over pretty well, even the chicken that was dropped on the floor was eaten, after a tug-o-war with it between InuYasha and Kouga.
2:00 P.M. Shippou is out like a light on the couch because he ate the turkey sandwich, and his sugar level is lower than usual. Sango, Kagome and Miroku are having a pleasant conversation about the origin of sporks. InuYasha and Kouga are arguing about who gets to lick the spot where the chicken hit the floor. Naraku and Sesshoumaru are giving Kikyou a makeover, much against her will. Jaken is still outside, but he isnt smoking since he ran out of cigarettes a while ago. Big Hoo comes on, "Okay it's time to give you guys your weekly assignment. This week you each must give two compliments a day to whomever you choose. Have fun! Big Hoo over and out!" InuYasha falls over, "You've got to be kidding me!" Miroku smiles and turns to Sango, "Sango, you're hot! And I love your butt!" He grins, and receives The Look from both Sango and Kagome. Miroku laughs nervously and hurries away from them before he gets slapped. Sesshoumaru and Naraku quickly give more than two compliments to one another about their make-up, hair, and fashion sense. InuYasha is licking the chicken spot, Kouga sits in a corner and glares at him. Kagome walks over to InuYasha, "Uhhh...ummm...for the assignment thing...you're uhh...really nice." She blushes and looks at the ground. InuYasha stops licking the ground and looks up, mutters, "Feh" and walks away. Kouga immediately takes over the abandoned chicken spot, causing Naraku to tug on Sesshoumaru's sleeve, point and giggle. Kagome decides not to compliment Kouga because he is still covered in flour and eggs, his hair is still disheveled, and he is licking the floor. She chuckles to herself and walks over to Sango, "Umm I was gonna compliment Kouga but..." nods her head in Kouga's direction, "....look at him. So I'll just compliment you instead, so umm Sango, you're a really good friend." Sango smiles, "Thanks, you are too." Kagome walks off to find InuYasha and Sango wonders if she should use her last compliment on Miroku.
3:00 P.M. Sango is sleeping, using Miroku's lap as a pillow while he strokes her hair. A loud piercing screech shatters the house's silence, and the vase on the table. Sango wakes with a start, "WHAT THE!?" Sesshoumaru runs through the house wearing nothing but a towel and is crying loudly. Naraku chases after asking, "What's the matter, Snufflepuff?" Sesshoumaru points toward the bathroom, "S-s-spider!!!!!" Naraku goes into the bathroom and runs out squealing, "SPIDER!" Miroku gets up, "For the love of God, shut UP! You friggin' pansies!" He storms to the bathroom and comes out holding a plastic spider in his hand, "THIS?! You were afraid of THIS?! You broke the vase on the table for THIS?!YOU WOKE UP SANGO FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?! A PLASTIC spider!!!" Everyone looks at the normally quiet Miroku in shock, Kouga hides behind a plant, and Shippou dives under the couch in fear. Miroku looks around the room, "Who did this?!" He notices Kikyou snickering in a corner and moves toward, "YOU! YOU! YOU DID THIS!" Kikyou looks up in terror, "OH SH*T!" She disappears through the wall. Miroku stares at the wall, "You have to come back sometime! You're lucky you're already dead!!" Miroku walks around the house growling and giving the wall Kikyou went through evil glares, this is enough even to send InuYasha running away with his tail between his legs. Miroku flops down on the couch by Sango, "Sorry about that...I just get a little irritated...Heh heh..." Sango blushes, knowing he did all that for her, "It's okay..." Sango notices the shattered vase, "Oh dear.." Miroku chuckles. Suddenly a loud and rather angry Big Hoo is heard from hidden speakers, "Who broke the vase?!" Miroku, Sango, Kagome and InuYasha point towards the bathroom where Sesshoumaru is being coaxed back to his shower by Naraku. Big Hoo is outraged, "Sesshoumaru!!!" Sesshoumaru winces and stutters, "Y-y-yes, w-what is it, B-b-big Hoo?" Big Hoo starts lecturing Sesshoumaru about how chances are the spider wouldn't have been poisonous, plus the house is -or was- spotless therefore spiders wouldn't live there, and there was no need at ALL to run through the house screeching like a little school girl. Miroku has calmed down and is enjoying the lecture, Kikyou cautiously floats through a wall as far from Miroku as possible and looks around like a deer going into the meadow. Big Hoo finishes the lecture with, "You will be punished Sesshoumaru, by the time you go to bed I shall have thought up a good one for you. Oh and clean up that vase! And uhh Kouga, take a bath! You're dirty as hell. Big Hoo over and out!" Big Hoo leaves with a small evil snicker. Everyone comes out of hiding, except Kouga, he is having a wonderful conversation about Fleas and Ticks with the plant he hid behind earlier.
4:00 P.M. Sesshoumaru is in the kitchen crying, while cleaning up after Miroku and Kouga "cooked lunch". Sesshoumaru is being comforted by Naraku, "It's okay, Plum Muffin, your punishment can't be that bad." Sesshoumaru sighs, "Im not crying about the punishment. Those two little punks toasted my beautiful kitchen!" He opens a cabinet and indented cans, open spice containers and empty bags of flour fall on him. He holds back a squeal in fear that Big Hoo will lecture him again. Naraku pushes Sesshoumaru out of the kitchen, "Go clean yourself up, Sugar-dumpling. I'll take care of the kitchen." Sesshoumaru obeys and skips off to the bathroom. The bathroom door is closed, Sesshoumaru hears splashing and muffled conversation from inside. Sesshoumaru knocks and Kouga yells from inside, "GO AWAY! I'm taking a bath!" Sesshoumaru waits outside for about an hour when the door finally opens, Kouga comes out carrying the plant from earlier and still deep in conversation with it, "Yeah, Bob, my mom never seemed to have time for me, with me being the middle child of forty." He continues walking and talking to the plant, now named Bob, and doesn't even notice Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru gives Kouga a funny look as he goes into the bathroom and slams the door closed, he prepares for a 2 hour make-over and a nice relaxing bubble bath with scented candles(complimentary of Naraku). Kouga goes off into a corner in the backyard with Bob and starts another conversation, this one about Kagome and "That dog-turd..."
5:30 P.M. Kagome finds InuYasha in the room Kouga opened. He is asleep on the bed that wasn't jumped on by the wolf. She sits down on the edge of the bed and watches him, "Awww he's so cute when he's asleep..." she whispers. InuYasha's dog ears twitch and he opens his eyes, "Mmm? Whawazat?" he mumbles, still half-asleep. In his half asleep state he mutters, "I lied..." Kagome looks at him, very confused, "Uhhh What do you mean, Inu?" He's too tired too realize what he's saying, "About who I loved...well, the answer wasn't a lie...I do love my mom...but I love someone more...." He snores a little and Kagome blushes, "Uhhh InuYasha....Who?" He's almost completely back to sleep and as he goes to say who Kouga bursts into the room, "BOB'S MAD AT ME!" He has tears in his eyes. Kagome looks up, "Huh?!" Kouga sits on the other bed and hugs a pillow, "Bob hates me.....he got mad at me....I told him I was sorry but he didn't care, I told him I didn't mean to......" He sniffles. Kagome has a look of pure bewilderment on her face, she lifts an eyebrow and tilts her head, "Who is Bob?" Kouga, "Bob is my best friend... or he WAS my friend! DIDJA HEAR THAT BOB!? WAS!!!!! YOU AREN'T MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE! I HATE YOU!" Kouga has been yelling all this out the window in the direction of the garden. He sees Bob, "BOB I'M SORRY! DON'T BE MAD!" He runs outside to ask Bob for forgiveness, as he runs outside he narrowly misses crashing into Miroku, a table, two walls, a speaker, a T.V. and several doors. Miroku blinks, shakes his head, sighs and keeps walking, "Man, he has to be on something, that guy is whacked....."
6:16 P.M. Sesshoumaru has finally gotten out of the bathroom, to the great relief of Shippou, who has been doing the "Pee Pee Dance" for the past half hour. Sesshoumaru is in the kitchen making Spaghetti, Italian meatballs, and garlic bread. InuYasha is still sleeping, Kagome never got an answer out of InuYasha so she went to talk to Sango, both are on the couch looking at a Cosmopolitan magazine and giggling when they see pictures of hot guys. Naraku is standing behind the couch and giggling at the hot guys too. Kouga has made up with Bob and is now watching T.V. and eating popcorn with him. Kagome looks at Kouga, "Umm Kouga, you shouldn't be sitting so close to the T.V. " and Sango adds, "Neither should Bob..." she snickers. Kouga looks up from the bowl of popcorn he had his head in, "But Bob can't see from way back there!" Kagome sighs and goes back to her magazine. Jaken is eyeing Bob trying to decide if the plant would work as a temporary cigarette, Jaken thinks to himself, "I swear that thing has got to be pot! That would explain why the wolf is talking to it....or maybe he's just blind, crazy, or stupid....or all." Kikyou is still avoiding Miroku, Sesshoumaru, and Naraku, whenever she runs into one of them they give her cold menacing stares that can freeze even a dead priestess's blood. Shippou is plotting the perfect way to scare InuYasha awake for dinner. Big Hoo comes on, "Sesshoumaru! Your punishment is......no bathroom for two days!" Sesshoumaru and Naraku both burst into tears and run into the backyard. Sango yells after them, "OI! DON'T GO ANYWHERE! WE NEED YOU TO COOK DINNER!" The rest shout basically the same thing. Naraku gives them all "The Bird" and proceeds outside to comfort Sesshoumaru, "Come on, Pumpkin, it's not that bad..." Naraku tries desperatley to cheer him up, knowing that dinner must be made and not to mention that he hates seeing Sesshoumaru upset. Naraku cuddles, nibbles, giggles and huggles Sesshoumaru, which cheers him up and Sesshoumaru returns the affection, only to be stared at by Jaken, who's been outside all day and this is the most interesting thing he's all day other then the wolf and the plant. Naraku and Sesshoumaru return inside after their little love fest, and Sesshoumaru returns to making dinner.
7:45 P.M. Everyone takes a seat at the dining room table(from right to left-InuYasha, Kagome, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Seshoumaru, Naraku, Kouga and Bob). Kikyou and Jaken are outside, Kikyou doesn't eat, and Jaken still isn't allowed inside. Sesshoumaru dishes out the food to everyone's delight, well other then Kouga and Bob's(so Kouga says). Kouga stares at the plate and frowns, "Bob says that this food looks like something he would find in the toilet!" Sesshoumaru looks hurt, and Naraku gives Kouga The Look. Kouga stops complaining but refuses to eat if Bob isn't going to eat. Everyone else eats their food, the girls give their compliments, and Miroku lets out a loud burp, "Compliments to the chef!" Sango rolls her eyes, "Nice one, Miroku....hey! that was my compliment! I got them all done today!" Sango gets up and is followed by Kagome, they sit down on the couch, Kagome jumps up, she sat on the abandoned popcorn bowl Kouga had earlier, "Ai-ya! Messy boys!" she hears a loud belch from the dining room, and Miroku says, "Good one, InuYasha!" Sesshoumaru and Naraku hurry out in disgust, "YUCK! A burping contest! EWWWW!" They both scurry to a corner and start giving each other make overs. Kagome and Sango listen in disgust as the burps get louder and louder, every burp with a comment from the other competitors. Kouga stomps out of the dining carrying Bob, "It's not fair! InuYasha says Bob can't compete because they can't hear him! Bob is great at burping too! He woulda won!" He walks off to the doorless room and starts building a fort with blankets and a mattress, Shippou builds a fort on the other side of the room and pretty soon Sango hears Kouga yell, "I declare war on you kitsune! BOMBS AWAY! MWAHAHAHA!" Crashing sounds, some shreiks from Shippou, and Kouga laughing evilly come from room 1c(a.k.a. the doorless room). Kagome gets up and checks to see if Miroku and InuYasha are done their contest, she finds Miroku doing a victory dance on the dining room table with a bottle of Sake in his hand. Sesshoumaru sees him dancing and yells. "TAKE IT OFF!" Miroku starts to untie his clothes and Kagome shreiks in fright, then runs to the room that is now a battle field. She narrowly misses getting hit in the head by a flower pot thrown by Kouga. She stares in shock at the destroyed room- mattresses all over the place, bedsheets tied to the closet door, broken unidentifiable objects everywhere, hangers all over the floor, and a completely dismantled bed serving as Shippou's shelter from Kouga's attacks. She screams at the top of her lungs, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Everything stops, there isn't a sound in the whole house. Silence.
8:15 P.M. More silence.
8:25 P.M. Miroku's Sake kicks in and he starts singing, "I'm too sexy for my staff! Too sexy for my staff" He throws his staff and it knocks a picture off the wall. Sesshoumaru and Naraku giggle uncontrolably as they see that Miroku is wearing nothing but boxers and sandals. Miroku sings, "I'm too sexy for my sandals! Too sexy for my sandals!" He kicks off his sandals and one hits Naraku in the face, the other one is somewhere up on a bookshelf. The only reason Sango is so quiet during this is because she is watching MTV music videos and is blasting the surround sound. She notices a sandal go flying past and turns around, she screeches louder then Sesshoumaru after seeing the plastic spider, several mirrors and bowls shatter. The house is once again dead silent.
8:35 P.M. Dead silence. Kagome is passed out on the floor after getting hit by a shoe thrown by Kouga. Naraku is holding a sore face. Sesshoumaru is patting his back and stroking his hair. Miroku is frozen in shock on the table, only wearing boxers as Sango stares at him in disbelief. InuYasha is under the dining room table, trying not to laugh as he drinks from the forgotten Sake bottle. Kikyou and Jaken have their faces pressed against the glass door as they stare in at the sight. Kouga has discovered a slingshot and is now tormenting Shippou with perfectly aimed peas. Bob is ever silent in his shelter(the closet).
8:45 P.M. Sango is just about to have a heart attack just as Big Hoo speaks,"Well all, I'm back from my shopping trip, hope you were all goo-" Big Hoo is silent as he looks at the views of the house in all the cameras, "W-what HAPPENED!? YOU ARE BUSTED! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE HOUSE!!!" Silence. Suddenly everyone starts yelling their excuses. Kouga immediately points at the closet and blames Bob, "HE TOLD ME TO DO IT!" Sango yells, "HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU TURNED AROUND AND SAW A PERVERT STRIPPING!?" Shippou squeaks, "I was only defending myself from that wolf's attacks!" Kagome is out cold and can't say anything. InuYasha emerges from under the table holding an empty Sake bottle(InuYasha has taken a GREAT liking to the sake), he only hiccups and passes out on the floor. Miroku is trying to pull his clothes back on without anyone noticing. Sesshoumaru is trying not to laugh at the sound of surprise in Big Hoo's voice. Naraku is still holding his face, he is hiding a sandal imprint. Kikyou and Jaken are rolling on the ground outside laughing. Big Hoo has had enough, "GET IN BED! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!"
9:00 P.M. Everyone stops talking at once and look around, muttering and murmuring can be heard, and some hiccups from InuYasha. Someone yells, "Where are we supposed to sleep?!" Big Hoo chuckles, "On the floor, on the couch, in the bathtub, outside, hell if I care! NOW GO TO BED!" Miroku, Sesshoumaru and Naraku race to the doorless room and trying to claim a matress, Kouga has dragged Kagome onto a bed and claims a corner of the room as his own, building a nest of the matresses, pillows and blankets. Shippou climbs onto the bed with Kagome and falls asleep immediately. They race back out to the couch, which is occupied by Sango. Miroku tries to persuade Sango into sharing the pull out bed, but she refuses. Sesshoumaru gets all his boas and him and Naraku make a little bed in a corner of the living room. Kikyou and Jaken stay outside, Kikyou doesn't sleep and Jaken can't because he needs a cigarette to fall asleep. Miroku goes to sleep on the table that had earlier served as his stage. InuYasha is already passed out under the table, using the tablecloth as a blanket. All is quiet except for some muttering from Miroku about cold tables.
10:00 P.M. The house is silent, the only sounds heard are snores from Kouga, mumbles from Miroku, and InuYasha keeps saying, "Fluffums......zzzzzzzz.....Sake......." Sesshoumaru's snores sound alot like giggles, and upon closer inspection it appears that Sesshoumaru and Naraku are playing "Footsies" and trying to supress their giggles.
11:45 P.M. Sesshoumaru and Naraku are finally asleep, Sesshoumaru is sucking on his thumb and Naraku is muttering, "I love you, Sesshie-poo....."
12:00 A.M. Kikyou has wandered into the garden in search of souls. Jaken is going through withdrawels from lack of nicotine.
12:04 A.M. Strange rustling sounds are coming from room 1c, the only other noise in the room is Kouga's snores and Shippou's squeaky snores.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Note: I hope you enjoy this! There shall be more soon -A few days, maybe one. Disclaimer: We do not own Inuyasha or any other characters, blah blah and all that other stuff. Credit: We give credit to "The Fluffy Mag" for the idea of this fic!
Monday
7:30 A.M. The cast(InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, Kouga, Kikyou, Sesshoumaru, Jaken, and Naraku) are all standing in front of a large house. Sesshoumaru is chatting on his pink fuzzy cellphone, he seems to be having a conversation about make-up to whoever is on the other line. Naraku, standing right by Sesshoumaru, is also talking on his leopard spot cellphone to someone, to anyone with half a brain its obvious they are talking to one another despite the fact that they are two feet away. InuYasha and Kouga are busy bickering about Kagome as usually, while Kagome watches on. Sango is running from person to person trying to escape Miroku and his hand, which seems to magnetized to Sango's butt. Shippou is trying to lecture Jaken on the many ways cigarette smoking can kill you while Jaken ignores him, too busy with his cigarette, Kikyou takes notes on everything Shippou says.
7:45 A.M. A voice from some hidden speaker speaks, "Hello all! Welcome to Big Hoobamawatzit, I'm the Big Hoo!" Everyone freezes and looks around frantically for the source of the sound. The silence is broken by InuYasha, "What the?!" Shippou jumps into Kagome's arms for safety and she cuddles him in a motherly way. Kouga looks around in search of where the voice came from, "Huh? Who said that?" The voice speaks again and everyone shuts up to listen, "I welcome you all to enter the house at this point. A few quick rules though...No one is allowed out, no one is allowed in, everyone must follow anything I say or be punished. Oh and there will be cameras everywhere...Just try to ignore them." He pauses. "Oh! And NO phones! No contact to the outside world!" Naraku and Sesshoumaru's jaws drop and their eyes tear up. "THAT'S NOT FAAAAAAIR!" They both wail at the same time. Two guards quickly go to the whining pair and confiscate their phones. Sesshoumaru and Naraku hug on to each other and sob loudly and dramatically. "Okay, you can all go inside now, you can explore for about five minutes then I will get back to you all. Toodles!" Big Hoo disconnects. Nobody moves. Silence. Kagome glances around. More silence. The silence is broken when Naraku "cuts the cheese". Sesshoumaru and Naraku have fits of giggles and hurry inside. Nobody moves......The ones with most sensitive noses smell Naraku's little gift first and bolt inside while gagging. The others follow quickly.
7:50 A.M. The crew look around the house. Sesshoumaru and Naraku are exploring the kitchen, girly giggling can be heard from the two. The house is clean and scented with lemons. Kouga sniffs and starts gagging, "It stinks of lemons!!" Sango raises an eyebrow, "I think it smells rather nice..." Kouga walks down the hall, exploring further into the house. From down the hall comes the sound of loud crashing, banging and mild cursing as the wolf discovers that all the rooms down the hall are locked. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou go to find out what the yelling is about, they find Kouga pounding his fists on a closed door, "IT WON'T OPEN!" He backs up into the door of room 1a, lowers his head and runs full force into the door of room 1c. The door bursts into splinters, some of which get caught in Kouga's hair. Miroku, Sango, and Shippou stare wide-eyed and shocked. Kouga crawls into the room and inspects every little thing, every once in awhile mumbling a "Hmm...". He sits on the edge of the bed and bounces, "Whee...!" He gets bored quickly and begins to jump on the bed, he jumps a little to high and hits his head on the roof, and collapses on the bed.
8:00 A.M. Big Hoo comes on the speakers again and calls everyone to the living room. Several minutes later everyone, excluding a passed out wolf youkai, join in the large living. Big Hoo begins speaking again, "You'll have daily tasks, shall you decide to not participate...or are unable to participate due to whatever reasons- medical,laziness, or pure stupidity...you will not eat that night or you will be punished, casts' choice. Today's task is..." Big Hoo pauses to allow the suspense in the room to build and several cast members mutter for him to hurry up. Big Hoo continues, "...You have to introduce yourselves to everyone. The rules are- Everyone asks two questions and whoever is asked a question MUST answer." Everyone looks around, blinks a little and giggling is heard from Naraku and Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru stiffles his giggles and looks at InuYasha, "Who do you love?!" Sesshoumaru squeals with laughter and Naraku and him cuddle and await InuYasha's answer.
8:10 A.M.
InuYasha has been staring at the ground, silent, and bright red for several minutes. The whole cast(other than Kouga) is staring and waiting an answer. He stutters and mumbles, "Well....er...uhhh....I...mm...grr....errggh....uuuuhhh...." His eyes light up like Christmas lightbulbs as he comes up with an answer, "I love my Mommy!" He stops quickly and he realizes he said "Mommy" an the whole crew is rolling with laughter. He blushes bright red and murmers a Feh! before walking off down the hall. Kagome is the first one to stop laughing and follows InuYasha. They both discover an unconscious Kouga sprawled half on the floor and half on the bed. They both gaze in wonder, "What happened to him?" they both say in unison. Miroku walks over, still laughing from InuYasha's answer. He manages to hold back the laughs for several moments and says, "He was jumping on the bed." InuYasha and Kagome both nod and laugh, as Kouga mumbles in his sleep, "Eviiiil roof....No...No don't hurt me again!" He rolls off the bed and is in what looks like an impossible position and murmers more pleas to the roof. InuYasha walks to the end of the hall and sits against a door, still pouting. Camera 4a zooms in on InuYasha and he growls and swings a ruthless punch, causing the lens to shatter.
8:29 A.M.
Miroku and Kagome come back to the Living Room and take a seat, Miroku sitting by Sango as usual. Naraku and Sesshoumaru are still giggling and have wasted their last questions on each other, asking for beauty tips. Miroku looks at Sango, "What do you think of me?" She blushes and flusters with her answer, "Well...I...uh....hmm....err...." Her face turns bright pink and Miroku feels kind of bad for making her answer in front of everyone. Sango stares at the ground and bites her lower lip nervously. She looks up, "I...well...uumm...I think you're a perverted monk who can't get none! And I wish you would leave my ass the f**k alone you big-headed, smelly, annoying, useless MOFO!!!!!" She growls and walks angrily out of the room. Miroku and the others sit there, wide-eyed and in disbelief that Sango would have the audacity to do that.
9:30 A.M. Everyone decided after Sango's outburst that they should put off asking anymore questions until later in the evening, after Sango has cooled down, InuYasha has stopped pouting, and Kouga has woken up. Jaken has been forced outside by several grumpy members of the crew complaining about the smoke smell(Kagome), the smoke being deadly(Shippou) or the smoke causing wrinkles at an early age(Sesshoumaru). The wrinkly, ugly toad is wandering around outside, much happier by himself because no one is yelling at him anymore. Back inside the house InuYasha is muttering to himself. Sango is sitting on the couch, arms crossed tightly across her chest. Miroku is kneeled next to her, trying to talk to her. The house is over all pretty quiet, except for the oocasional sound of rolling dice on a monopoly board, Kagome explaining how to play, and cheers or groans when money is gained and lost.
11:30 A.M. Everyone is either lounging in the living room, in the backyard....or unconcious in the bedroom. Sesshoumaru skips in, his huge boa bouncing behind him and yells in a sing-song voice, "What does everyone want to eat?" InuYasha, "Ramen!" Kagome, "Anything is fine." Miroku, "Ham sandwich!" Sango, "Fish!" Shippou, "CANDY!" Naraku, "Anything you wanna cook, Schnookums!" Kikyou, "I dont eat...." Jaken and Kouga say nothing, as one is unconcious and the other is outside smoking. They all yell what they want at the same time and poor Sesshoumaru hears nothing but Ramen, and Schnookums, he runs into the kitchen and decides to make chicken while mumbling, "Why did I even bother to ask?"
12:30 P.M. The smell of chicken being cooked reaches Kouga's nose, he twitches and wakes up. The cast all wait outside the kitchen complaining about being hungry when Kouga comes running in, "Where's da food at?!" Kagome turns around and starts to chuckle causing everyone else to turn to see what is so funny. Kagome was laughing at Kouga's hair, which was sticking up in every which way, due to him lying on the floor for several hours in odd positions, most of which resembled a headstand. The crew starts laughing just as Sesshoumaru comes out carrying a tray with the chicken on it. Sesshoumaru lets out a shreik at the sight of Kouga's hair and drops the tray, ruining the chicken. Of course the cast all groan in dismay, and blame Kouga for the lose of their food. Kouga is forced to make another meal for them. But since Kouga isnt much of a cook Miroku offers to help him out. They disappear into the kitchen, leaving the cast to wait for their return and the lunch.
1:00 P.M. Loud crashing and banging of pots, pans, the sound of a cabinet door being torn off its hinges, and Miroku's scolding can be heard from the kitchen. Sesshoumaru paces back and forth worrying about the welfare of his kitchen. Naraku tries to comfort him by cuddling him and telling him "It'll be okay, Sesshy-poo."
1:15 P.M. The crew is complaining nonstop about being hungry, Big Hoo pays visits every once in a while to tell them all to "Shut your traps!"
1:30 P.M. To the great pleasure of the crew and relief of Sesshoumaru, its lunch time! Miroku comes out carrying a huge plate of sandwiches. He says, "I have a variety of choices: peanut butter and jelly, ham, turkey, peanut butter and banana, chicken, grilled cheese, and tuna." He sets the tray down on the table, most of the sandwiches disappear in seconds. Miroku rushes back into the kitchen and returns with a plate with fish(for Sango), and a wolf youkai covered in white flour and broken eggs. Lunch goes over pretty well, even the chicken that was dropped on the floor was eaten, after a tug-o-war with it between InuYasha and Kouga.
2:00 P.M. Shippou is out like a light on the couch because he ate the turkey sandwich, and his sugar level is lower than usual. Sango, Kagome and Miroku are having a pleasant conversation about the origin of sporks. InuYasha and Kouga are arguing about who gets to lick the spot where the chicken hit the floor. Naraku and Sesshoumaru are giving Kikyou a makeover, much against her will. Jaken is still outside, but he isnt smoking since he ran out of cigarettes a while ago. Big Hoo comes on, "Okay it's time to give you guys your weekly assignment. This week you each must give two compliments a day to whomever you choose. Have fun! Big Hoo over and out!" InuYasha falls over, "You've got to be kidding me!" Miroku smiles and turns to Sango, "Sango, you're hot! And I love your butt!" He grins, and receives The Look from both Sango and Kagome. Miroku laughs nervously and hurries away from them before he gets slapped. Sesshoumaru and Naraku quickly give more than two compliments to one another about their make-up, hair, and fashion sense. InuYasha is licking the chicken spot, Kouga sits in a corner and glares at him. Kagome walks over to InuYasha, "Uhhh...ummm...for the assignment thing...you're uhh...really nice." She blushes and looks at the ground. InuYasha stops licking the ground and looks up, mutters, "Feh" and walks away. Kouga immediately takes over the abandoned chicken spot, causing Naraku to tug on Sesshoumaru's sleeve, point and giggle. Kagome decides not to compliment Kouga because he is still covered in flour and eggs, his hair is still disheveled, and he is licking the floor. She chuckles to herself and walks over to Sango, "Umm I was gonna compliment Kouga but..." nods her head in Kouga's direction, "....look at him. So I'll just compliment you instead, so umm Sango, you're a really good friend." Sango smiles, "Thanks, you are too." Kagome walks off to find InuYasha and Sango wonders if she should use her last compliment on Miroku.
3:00 P.M. Sango is sleeping, using Miroku's lap as a pillow while he strokes her hair. A loud piercing screech shatters the house's silence, and the vase on the table. Sango wakes with a start, "WHAT THE!?" Sesshoumaru runs through the house wearing nothing but a towel and is crying loudly. Naraku chases after asking, "What's the matter, Snufflepuff?" Sesshoumaru points toward the bathroom, "S-s-spider!!!!!" Naraku goes into the bathroom and runs out squealing, "SPIDER!" Miroku gets up, "For the love of God, shut UP! You friggin' pansies!" He storms to the bathroom and comes out holding a plastic spider in his hand, "THIS?! You were afraid of THIS?! You broke the vase on the table for THIS?!YOU WOKE UP SANGO FOR THIS?!?!?!?!?! A PLASTIC spider!!!" Everyone looks at the normally quiet Miroku in shock, Kouga hides behind a plant, and Shippou dives under the couch in fear. Miroku looks around the room, "Who did this?!" He notices Kikyou snickering in a corner and moves toward, "YOU! YOU! YOU DID THIS!" Kikyou looks up in terror, "OH SH*T!" She disappears through the wall. Miroku stares at the wall, "You have to come back sometime! You're lucky you're already dead!!" Miroku walks around the house growling and giving the wall Kikyou went through evil glares, this is enough even to send InuYasha running away with his tail between his legs. Miroku flops down on the couch by Sango, "Sorry about that...I just get a little irritated...Heh heh..." Sango blushes, knowing he did all that for her, "It's okay..." Sango notices the shattered vase, "Oh dear.." Miroku chuckles. Suddenly a loud and rather angry Big Hoo is heard from hidden speakers, "Who broke the vase?!" Miroku, Sango, Kagome and InuYasha point towards the bathroom where Sesshoumaru is being coaxed back to his shower by Naraku. Big Hoo is outraged, "Sesshoumaru!!!" Sesshoumaru winces and stutters, "Y-y-yes, w-what is it, B-b-big Hoo?" Big Hoo starts lecturing Sesshoumaru about how chances are the spider wouldn't have been poisonous, plus the house is -or was- spotless therefore spiders wouldn't live there, and there was no need at ALL to run through the house screeching like a little school girl. Miroku has calmed down and is enjoying the lecture, Kikyou cautiously floats through a wall as far from Miroku as possible and looks around like a deer going into the meadow. Big Hoo finishes the lecture with, "You will be punished Sesshoumaru, by the time you go to bed I shall have thought up a good one for you. Oh and clean up that vase! And uhh Kouga, take a bath! You're dirty as hell. Big Hoo over and out!" Big Hoo leaves with a small evil snicker. Everyone comes out of hiding, except Kouga, he is having a wonderful conversation about Fleas and Ticks with the plant he hid behind earlier.
4:00 P.M. Sesshoumaru is in the kitchen crying, while cleaning up after Miroku and Kouga "cooked lunch". Sesshoumaru is being comforted by Naraku, "It's okay, Plum Muffin, your punishment can't be that bad." Sesshoumaru sighs, "Im not crying about the punishment. Those two little punks toasted my beautiful kitchen!" He opens a cabinet and indented cans, open spice containers and empty bags of flour fall on him. He holds back a squeal in fear that Big Hoo will lecture him again. Naraku pushes Sesshoumaru out of the kitchen, "Go clean yourself up, Sugar-dumpling. I'll take care of the kitchen." Sesshoumaru obeys and skips off to the bathroom. The bathroom door is closed, Sesshoumaru hears splashing and muffled conversation from inside. Sesshoumaru knocks and Kouga yells from inside, "GO AWAY! I'm taking a bath!" Sesshoumaru waits outside for about an hour when the door finally opens, Kouga comes out carrying the plant from earlier and still deep in conversation with it, "Yeah, Bob, my mom never seemed to have time for me, with me being the middle child of forty." He continues walking and talking to the plant, now named Bob, and doesn't even notice Sesshoumaru. Sesshoumaru gives Kouga a funny look as he goes into the bathroom and slams the door closed, he prepares for a 2 hour make-over and a nice relaxing bubble bath with scented candles(complimentary of Naraku). Kouga goes off into a corner in the backyard with Bob and starts another conversation, this one about Kagome and "That dog-turd..."
5:30 P.M. Kagome finds InuYasha in the room Kouga opened. He is asleep on the bed that wasn't jumped on by the wolf. She sits down on the edge of the bed and watches him, "Awww he's so cute when he's asleep..." she whispers. InuYasha's dog ears twitch and he opens his eyes, "Mmm? Whawazat?" he mumbles, still half-asleep. In his half asleep state he mutters, "I lied..." Kagome looks at him, very confused, "Uhhh What do you mean, Inu?" He's too tired too realize what he's saying, "About who I loved...well, the answer wasn't a lie...I do love my mom...but I love someone more...." He snores a little and Kagome blushes, "Uhhh InuYasha....Who?" He's almost completely back to sleep and as he goes to say who Kouga bursts into the room, "BOB'S MAD AT ME!" He has tears in his eyes. Kagome looks up, "Huh?!" Kouga sits on the other bed and hugs a pillow, "Bob hates me.....he got mad at me....I told him I was sorry but he didn't care, I told him I didn't mean to......" He sniffles. Kagome has a look of pure bewilderment on her face, she lifts an eyebrow and tilts her head, "Who is Bob?" Kouga, "Bob is my best friend... or he WAS my friend! DIDJA HEAR THAT BOB!? WAS!!!!! YOU AREN'T MY BEST FRIEND ANYMORE! I HATE YOU!" Kouga has been yelling all this out the window in the direction of the garden. He sees Bob, "BOB I'M SORRY! DON'T BE MAD!" He runs outside to ask Bob for forgiveness, as he runs outside he narrowly misses crashing into Miroku, a table, two walls, a speaker, a T.V. and several doors. Miroku blinks, shakes his head, sighs and keeps walking, "Man, he has to be on something, that guy is whacked....."
6:16 P.M. Sesshoumaru has finally gotten out of the bathroom, to the great relief of Shippou, who has been doing the "Pee Pee Dance" for the past half hour. Sesshoumaru is in the kitchen making Spaghetti, Italian meatballs, and garlic bread. InuYasha is still sleeping, Kagome never got an answer out of InuYasha so she went to talk to Sango, both are on the couch looking at a Cosmopolitan magazine and giggling when they see pictures of hot guys. Naraku is standing behind the couch and giggling at the hot guys too. Kouga has made up with Bob and is now watching T.V. and eating popcorn with him. Kagome looks at Kouga, "Umm Kouga, you shouldn't be sitting so close to the T.V. " and Sango adds, "Neither should Bob..." she snickers. Kouga looks up from the bowl of popcorn he had his head in, "But Bob can't see from way back there!" Kagome sighs and goes back to her magazine. Jaken is eyeing Bob trying to decide if the plant would work as a temporary cigarette, Jaken thinks to himself, "I swear that thing has got to be pot! That would explain why the wolf is talking to it....or maybe he's just blind, crazy, or stupid....or all." Kikyou is still avoiding Miroku, Sesshoumaru, and Naraku, whenever she runs into one of them they give her cold menacing stares that can freeze even a dead priestess's blood. Shippou is plotting the perfect way to scare InuYasha awake for dinner. Big Hoo comes on, "Sesshoumaru! Your punishment is......no bathroom for two days!" Sesshoumaru and Naraku both burst into tears and run into the backyard. Sango yells after them, "OI! DON'T GO ANYWHERE! WE NEED YOU TO COOK DINNER!" The rest shout basically the same thing. Naraku gives them all "The Bird" and proceeds outside to comfort Sesshoumaru, "Come on, Pumpkin, it's not that bad..." Naraku tries desperatley to cheer him up, knowing that dinner must be made and not to mention that he hates seeing Sesshoumaru upset. Naraku cuddles, nibbles, giggles and huggles Sesshoumaru, which cheers him up and Sesshoumaru returns the affection, only to be stared at by Jaken, who's been outside all day and this is the most interesting thing he's all day other then the wolf and the plant. Naraku and Sesshoumaru return inside after their little love fest, and Sesshoumaru returns to making dinner.
7:45 P.M. Everyone takes a seat at the dining room table(from right to left-InuYasha, Kagome, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Seshoumaru, Naraku, Kouga and Bob). Kikyou and Jaken are outside, Kikyou doesn't eat, and Jaken still isn't allowed inside. Sesshoumaru dishes out the food to everyone's delight, well other then Kouga and Bob's(so Kouga says). Kouga stares at the plate and frowns, "Bob says that this food looks like something he would find in the toilet!" Sesshoumaru looks hurt, and Naraku gives Kouga The Look. Kouga stops complaining but refuses to eat if Bob isn't going to eat. Everyone else eats their food, the girls give their compliments, and Miroku lets out a loud burp, "Compliments to the chef!" Sango rolls her eyes, "Nice one, Miroku....hey! that was my compliment! I got them all done today!" Sango gets up and is followed by Kagome, they sit down on the couch, Kagome jumps up, she sat on the abandoned popcorn bowl Kouga had earlier, "Ai-ya! Messy boys!" she hears a loud belch from the dining room, and Miroku says, "Good one, InuYasha!" Sesshoumaru and Naraku hurry out in disgust, "YUCK! A burping contest! EWWWW!" They both scurry to a corner and start giving each other make overs. Kagome and Sango listen in disgust as the burps get louder and louder, every burp with a comment from the other competitors. Kouga stomps out of the dining carrying Bob, "It's not fair! InuYasha says Bob can't compete because they can't hear him! Bob is great at burping too! He woulda won!" He walks off to the doorless room and starts building a fort with blankets and a mattress, Shippou builds a fort on the other side of the room and pretty soon Sango hears Kouga yell, "I declare war on you kitsune! BOMBS AWAY! MWAHAHAHA!" Crashing sounds, some shreiks from Shippou, and Kouga laughing evilly come from room 1c(a.k.a. the doorless room). Kagome gets up and checks to see if Miroku and InuYasha are done their contest, she finds Miroku doing a victory dance on the dining room table with a bottle of Sake in his hand. Sesshoumaru sees him dancing and yells. "TAKE IT OFF!" Miroku starts to untie his clothes and Kagome shreiks in fright, then runs to the room that is now a battle field. She narrowly misses getting hit in the head by a flower pot thrown by Kouga. She stares in shock at the destroyed room- mattresses all over the place, bedsheets tied to the closet door, broken unidentifiable objects everywhere, hangers all over the floor, and a completely dismantled bed serving as Shippou's shelter from Kouga's attacks. She screams at the top of her lungs, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!" Everything stops, there isn't a sound in the whole house. Silence.
8:15 P.M. More silence.
8:25 P.M. Miroku's Sake kicks in and he starts singing, "I'm too sexy for my staff! Too sexy for my staff" He throws his staff and it knocks a picture off the wall. Sesshoumaru and Naraku giggle uncontrolably as they see that Miroku is wearing nothing but boxers and sandals. Miroku sings, "I'm too sexy for my sandals! Too sexy for my sandals!" He kicks off his sandals and one hits Naraku in the face, the other one is somewhere up on a bookshelf. The only reason Sango is so quiet during this is because she is watching MTV music videos and is blasting the surround sound. She notices a sandal go flying past and turns around, she screeches louder then Sesshoumaru after seeing the plastic spider, several mirrors and bowls shatter. The house is once again dead silent.
8:35 P.M. Dead silence. Kagome is passed out on the floor after getting hit by a shoe thrown by Kouga. Naraku is holding a sore face. Sesshoumaru is patting his back and stroking his hair. Miroku is frozen in shock on the table, only wearing boxers as Sango stares at him in disbelief. InuYasha is under the dining room table, trying not to laugh as he drinks from the forgotten Sake bottle. Kikyou and Jaken have their faces pressed against the glass door as they stare in at the sight. Kouga has discovered a slingshot and is now tormenting Shippou with perfectly aimed peas. Bob is ever silent in his shelter(the closet).
8:45 P.M. Sango is just about to have a heart attack just as Big Hoo speaks,"Well all, I'm back from my shopping trip, hope you were all goo-" Big Hoo is silent as he looks at the views of the house in all the cameras, "W-what HAPPENED!? YOU ARE BUSTED! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO THE HOUSE!!!" Silence. Suddenly everyone starts yelling their excuses. Kouga immediately points at the closet and blames Bob, "HE TOLD ME TO DO IT!" Sango yells, "HOW WOULD YOU REACT IF YOU TURNED AROUND AND SAW A PERVERT STRIPPING!?" Shippou squeaks, "I was only defending myself from that wolf's attacks!" Kagome is out cold and can't say anything. InuYasha emerges from under the table holding an empty Sake bottle(InuYasha has taken a GREAT liking to the sake), he only hiccups and passes out on the floor. Miroku is trying to pull his clothes back on without anyone noticing. Sesshoumaru is trying not to laugh at the sound of surprise in Big Hoo's voice. Naraku is still holding his face, he is hiding a sandal imprint. Kikyou and Jaken are rolling on the ground outside laughing. Big Hoo has had enough, "GET IN BED! NOWWWWWWW!!!!!"
9:00 P.M. Everyone stops talking at once and look around, muttering and murmuring can be heard, and some hiccups from InuYasha. Someone yells, "Where are we supposed to sleep?!" Big Hoo chuckles, "On the floor, on the couch, in the bathtub, outside, hell if I care! NOW GO TO BED!" Miroku, Sesshoumaru and Naraku race to the doorless room and trying to claim a matress, Kouga has dragged Kagome onto a bed and claims a corner of the room as his own, building a nest of the matresses, pillows and blankets. Shippou climbs onto the bed with Kagome and falls asleep immediately. They race back out to the couch, which is occupied by Sango. Miroku tries to persuade Sango into sharing the pull out bed, but she refuses. Sesshoumaru gets all his boas and him and Naraku make a little bed in a corner of the living room. Kikyou and Jaken stay outside, Kikyou doesn't sleep and Jaken can't because he needs a cigarette to fall asleep. Miroku goes to sleep on the table that had earlier served as his stage. InuYasha is already passed out under the table, using the tablecloth as a blanket. All is quiet except for some muttering from Miroku about cold tables.
10:00 P.M. The house is silent, the only sounds heard are snores from Kouga, mumbles from Miroku, and InuYasha keeps saying, "Fluffums......zzzzzzzz.....Sake......." Sesshoumaru's snores sound alot like giggles, and upon closer inspection it appears that Sesshoumaru and Naraku are playing "Footsies" and trying to supress their giggles.
11:45 P.M. Sesshoumaru and Naraku are finally asleep, Sesshoumaru is sucking on his thumb and Naraku is muttering, "I love you, Sesshie-poo....."
12:00 A.M. Kikyou has wandered into the garden in search of souls. Jaken is going through withdrawels from lack of nicotine.
12:04 A.M. Strange rustling sounds are coming from room 1c, the only other noise in the room is Kouga's snores and Shippou's squeaky snores.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Author Note: I hope you enjoy this! There shall be more soon -A few days, maybe one. Disclaimer: We do not own Inuyasha or any other characters, blah blah and all that other stuff. Credit: We give credit to "The Fluffy Mag" for the idea of this fic!