The Girl Who Was Not Fated To Be One With Her Inner Fangirl

by tie-in

"GYAK! SHASHUKE-KUUUUN!" The Konoha girls scream. Neji stared. He felt bad that Tenten was missing out on the fun. What will he proceed to do to rid his guilt?

"AH! SASUKE-KUUUUN!" cry the many a fangirl.

Poor old Uchiha Sasuke has to think up ingenious ways everyday to get the obsessive and hormonal girls off his back.

All the people with functioning brains would stare silently at the horde of fangirls after Sasuke. Every girl in Konoha and Suna and - well - everywhere remotely close to Sasuke's age was on his tail.

Of course, except for two females.

Hyuuga Hinata

and

Tenten.

Anyone with eyes could tell that Hinata was crushing so unbelievably hard on the so unbelievably oblivious Uzumaki Naruto.

So damn hard.

Then of course she wasn't there with the crazy fangirls.

Tenten was different though.

Neji sits on the grass, legs crossed, Byakugan activated, eyes scanning his surroundings.

Several weapons from different corners of the clearing simultaneously aim exactly for his vital spots.

Barely exerting himself, he blocks the attacks with a few silent, fluid moves.

A shadow emerges from behind him.

He whips around.

"Perfect, Neji! As usual." The chiming voice laughs.

"Tenten," Neji says simply.

Tenten was different.

"Hey to you too!" She chuckles, flashing a bright smile.

Involuntarily, he cracks a small one back.

Then a frown takes its place.

"Tenten, please sit." He gently taps the soft grass in front of him.

Tenten tilts her head, her features scrunched in confusion, but she knows Neji would never do anything unreasonable or unnecessary. She gingerly walks over and sits.

She stares at him.

He stares back.

"Neji?"

An extremely faint blush tints his face.

"Tenten, thank you for aiding my practices. I truly do appreciate the effort you make to help us build a more well-rounded team. Well, I have noticed how much... Fun the rest of the Konoha girls seem to be having, and I feel you might wish to join them instead of practising with me - "

A scream cuts him off.

A scream of pure agony and pain.

Neji and Tenten cringe.

Howls of delight immediately follow. "SASUKE-KUN! YAAAAY! 3" They could hear the little heartsies in their voices.

Silence.

Neji clears his throat. "Apologies, what was I talking about?"

"How much fun the rest of the Konoha girls have."

"Right. So uh... Wanna make out?"

"Okay!"

And so they lived happily ever after, with a child they very originally decided to name 'NejiTen'

Happily ever after.

Right.

Because soon after, they had their own fangirls (and boys).

"NEJIIIII-KUUUUN"

"TENTEN-CHAAAAN!"

"MAKE NEJITEN!" The fan-people would scream together.

"BUT WE ALREADY DID!" They would yell back, running and sobbing.

Poor Neji and Tenten never really got the whole 'NejiTen' thing.

Be careful how you name your children, kids!

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I was actually gonna have one heck of a mushy-ushy ending or something like that, but I wanted to try writing a complete crack ending. I hope it worked. Anyway,

NOTE THAT I WILL Not be changing my username anymore ^^