AN: Happy Birthday Jublez ^^. I really hope you like this and that it lives up to your expectations.
If you don't like reading about two men having mad monkey sex then please click the back button on your browser.
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Warnings : Yaoi, Smut, language. I will be adding others in coming chapters I think XD
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts … curses!!
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The Birthday Present
Chapter 1
"Well…let's just say it involves you, ribbon and no clothes…"
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It had been six months since Christmas and Axel was looking forward to an event that was happening in a few days time. Ever since Christmas when his Roxy had given him that mind-blowing 'present' the mischievous red head had been planning his revenge. His revenge would come in the form of his lover's birthday present.
Now, when it came to the bedroom, Axel fancied himself to be quite the expert, so he was expecting his present to blow the other's socks off.
The only problem was that he still needed to get some things so that it could be perfect. It doesn't sound too hard, but from where the organisation live, getting things like THAT is difficult. Especially when the items need to be delivered.
Axel chuckled as he imagined a lost postman asking a passerby "Excuse me, but can you tell me where The World That Never Was, or Castle Oblivion, is?"
No, to get these items he would need to ask someone to have them delivered to them and then bring them to the castle. There was only one person he could really ask.
Axel sighed as he dialled the number in his phone, 'That good for nothing moron had better pick up…' he tapped his foot impatiently while he waited.
Just as he was about to give up, he heard manic shouting coming from down the phone as it was picked up.
"HELLO!! OI, JUST WAIT ONE MOMENT WILL YA! HELLO, HELLOOOOOOOOO!!"
Axel jerked the phone away from his ear as the shouting continued, 'Why do I put up with him?'
"I can hear you just fine, ya know. No need to deafen me!"
"Oh, sorry Ax. Hehe, didn't realise. Some people just have no manners."
Indignant shouting could be heard in the background after this comment, causing yet more raised voices and some screams in response, which caused more damage to Axel's poor ears.
"Jesus, can you please just move away from whoever is causing you to wreak such horrible damage on my ears??" Whined Axel.
"Aww, but Ax?" The voice on the end of the phone turned seductive. "I thought you liked to hear me scream?"
The red head smirked and leaned casually against the wall, "That … was a long time ago. And you know it."
The man on the other end chuckled, "Yeah I know mate, just messing with ya. So what do I owe the pleasure of this acknowledgment of my existence?"
"I need you to get me a few things. You remember that shop you used to go to when we were messing around? Well, I need you to get me some … err … items."
"Damn, I wish I was the lucky bastard who you're with now."
"Is that a yes then?"
"Yeah sure, just tell me what you need and where you live."
"You know where I live dumbass, and don't worry about money. I'll pay you back when you come and drop it off."
"Oooohhhh, so you need me to pay for them AND drop them off. Bloody hell, I'm not a delivery boy."
"Come on, please? You owe me one."
"Oh really? When, pray tell, did this happen?"
"Two years ago, that boy saw us and threatened to tell your dad that you were now giving blow jobs to random men in alleys when in fact you only gave one to me."
"………Ah…That."
"Yes, that. And then when I 'persuaded' him to forget about it."
Axel was smirking to himself, now imagining his friend scowling at the thought. A sigh sounded and the red head knew that he had won.
"Fine Ax, you win, tell me what you want and I'll get it for you."
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After divulging his list of much needed items to his mad friend and arranging for him to come up to the castle, the pyromaniac finally hung up the phone and breathed a sigh of relief.
'Finally, I'll now be able to sort out a present that Roxas will never forget.'
Axel smirked to himself as he made his way towards his and Roxas' room; after Christmas they had both decided that sharing a room was a lot more convenient. He just hoped that the blond was in there.
After knocking on their door and receiving no reply, Axel entered to find a deserted room. Cursing, he quickly glanced around to see if there was any clue as to his boyfriend's whereabouts.
An evil grin grew on his face as he spotted the trail of clothes leading to the bathroom.
'Mmm, naked Roxas in a shower...'
He slowly walked over to the bathroom door and opened it slightly. He could see Roxas' back through the glass shower door so he slipped into the room and quickly stripped off.
In one motion, Axel opened the door and joined his boyfriend in the shower.
"JESUS! You scared me!"
"My name's not Jesus: it's Axel. Got it memorised?"
The shorter man in his arms turned so he was facing him and peppered his neck with butterfly kisses.
"Hi, Axel." Purred Roxas.
"Hey yourself."
The taller teen smiled as he gathered Roxas to him to deliver a passionate kiss.
"Missed you today, Roxy."
"Oh, I can tell, Axel." Roxas replied with a wink as he felt Axel's arousal against his hip.
"Why don't you just turn around and I'll show you just how much I missed you?" Growled the redhead, while his hands wandered over the wet body pressed against him.
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Axel was restless. Although his friend knew where he was going and had got what the redhead needed; it didn't stop him from worrying about if the moron was going to be late. Axel knew that whatever time he had set for him to arrive, Re was sure to arrive about an hour afterwards.
To make matters worse, Xemnas had decided to send Axel and Zexion on a mission which they were supposed to leave on in about ten minutes. So to say the least, Axel was a bit jumpy.
"Axel! Man, will you calm down?"
All Demyx got for his concern was a half hearted glare.
"Listen, if Re turns up while you and Zexy are gone, then I'll show him in and hide the stuff. That sound ok to you?"
His taller friend sighed and nodded, seeing the wisdom in the blond's words.
"Thanks Dem, that would be great. If you put him in Roxas's old room, then he's far enough away so that we can get privacy while he's here."
Demyx smiled and nodded, knowing full well that their old friend would be causing chaos while he was staying.
"Axel."
Both men turned towards the sound and regarded the short, quiet teen that was approaching. The blond squealed and hugged his boyfriend as soon as he was closer to the pair.
"Hey Zexy." Replied Axel watching the display of affection
Demyx and Zexion had been dating for nearly four years and had yet to have a proper, big fight. This was something that the organisation found hard to believe. Saying that, judging by the very loud moans and screams that resounded from their room, they appeared to be very happy and satisfied.
Once the pair had separated, Zexion turned to the pyromaniac, "We had better go. If we don't sort out this mess then the boss will kill us."
"Fine, lets get it over with." Sighed Axel as he opened a portal.
"Thanks Dem, let me know if the village idiot causes any trouble when he arrives."
The redhead turned towards the portal as the couple exchanged their own goodbyes.
Just before he stepped through the portal however, Axel twirled and called out at Demyx's retreating back.
"Oh, can you keep him away from Roxy? You know he has a weakness for smoking hot redheads with an attitude."
The younger teen chuckled and replied with an accompanied eye roll.
"Suuure Axel, you just keep telling yourself that."
Seeing the serious glint in his friend's eye he added,
"Course I will Ax, I'll make sure Roxas is out of the way somewhere."
"Cheers mate!"
And with that the portal closed and faded to nothing.
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Roxas never did quite understand why there was a smaller library near the entrance hall but, to be honest, he didn't really care. This was the place that he came to when his 'beloved' Axel was away on missions and his best friend Demyx was busy. Even though they had an amazing shag last night in the shower, the redhead had been avoiding him recently; he was always on the phone or scurrying off somewhere to do god only knows what.
The blond knew that it was something to do with his birthday.
The Keyblade bearer sighed as he continued to leaf through his book. He never liked a fuss being made of him, so the notion that Axel was plotting something put him on edge.
After about an hour of attempting to read, the blond teen sighed and placed the book back on the shelf before exiting the room and heading down the corridor.
As he moved further towards the hall, he could hear people talking. From the familiar, excited tone of one, he could decipher that Demyx was one of them but he didn't recognise the other.
The voices got louder the closer he got to the hall, 'This guy must be a visitor or something.' thought Roxas, before he turned the corner that led him straight into the cavernous entrance.
Before him was Demyx hugging a tall, lean redhead.
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