DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters in the story
(except Sam ,Cody ,and Jp)
Messed up crossing CHAPTER 1
Shadow sat at an edge of the dark kingdom enterprise(building it was founded by Shadow it sold weaponry and motorbikes it was a building made of different shades of black and red It's good for platys too.) with a mp3 player in his ears relaxing while listening to Nickelback."For humans these guys are pretty good" shadow said as he rocked out to the song,Suddenly he felt someone tap his shoulder Shadow quickly jumped up landing in a fighting stance of where he felt the tap,he looked and saw a two tailed fox staring at shadow as if he were crazy,a long silence came over the two until finally "Uh.. Good evening Tails, so you here about your order?" Shadow asked awkwardly while taking off his ear phones. "Um..Actually Shadow I kinda need your help " Tails told the crimson and black hedgehog holding a laugh back from the hedgehog's reaction. "What?" Shadow asked with a puzzled look on his dark face "Nothing"Tails said regaining his composure he then ginned and told "I came to ask if you wanted to help me test my new machine M.W.I if it works we'll be famous like Einstein or Bruce Lee" Tails exclaimed with proudness "I'd be happy to assist you Tails " Shadow said admiring his confidence "But what is your machine supposed to do?" Shadow asked the young two tailed fox. " Come to my workshop at 2 or so I can explain it." Tails said as he jumped off the roof and flew to his house in emerald town as he waved to Shadow " I wonder why he needs my help" Shadow thought as he walked into a elevator on his enterprise,to his surprise a male teenaged blonde haired hedgehog with a black and red jacket and blue jeans was sleeping against a wall of the elevator Shadow poked the teenaged hedgehog , the hedgehog awoke "Damn it that is the last time I crap and throw coke cans out a window at hobos" the hedgehog exclaimed drowsily "What?" Shadow said chuckling "What the hell where is Cody,and Jp damn it I bet they're after the tree of knowledge's fake mustaches, I need to hurry to find Elmo he can't handle them all on his own even with magic Barney sturdy of Sparta " The probably mental blonde hedgehog said "Uh..You ok dude " Shadow asked chuckling from the random hedgehog "Oh!"The hedgehog breaking away from his self conversation "I'm ok thanks,by the way keep your eyes peeled for two swordsmen named Cody and J.P. also stay away from John of the doushe bags he crapped on me being thrown off a cliff by J.P." Shadow was Rolling on the floor in laughter at the hedgehog" My names Shadow " Shadow said wiping his eyes from laughing "My name is Sam the turd sandwich guardian of the second class of Sergeant lipstick of the YMCA"Sam said proudly as Shadow nearly peed his self from the hedgehog's intro, suddenly the door opened and Shadow saw a human male teenager with blue eyes and a over sized key in his hand with a duck with a staff and a goofy looking dog with a shield all staring at Shadow "Damn it Sora it told you this a mental hospital not a weapon shop 1st that Mario guy who just said 'it's go time' and shot fireballs, then there was that fat corrupted kid that called us a 'bunch of queer Disney asses' then this." The duck said pissed off at the human teen, as a fat kid with a red hat with a red shirt walked in "I'm not fat I'm big boned." the fat kid exclaimed angrily "Those are pretty big bones" Sora joked suddenly the fat kid ran up to Sora and kicked him in the narts yelling "Take that you Disney ass" Sora fell to the ground in pain from the kick in the no-no area "I am Cartman" The fat kid yelled proudly as he ran away from them "You ok? " Shadow asked helping up the in pain teen "Yah thanks " Sora said as he got up "Yo Dude you know where the nearest weapon shop is? we need some for our quest.""Well you've come to the right place dark kingdom is the best place for all your weapon needs, by the way my name is Shadow" "And my name's Sam, and I got to go"Sam said as a giant toilet appeared as Sam turded which caused the toilet to grow rockets and fly threw ceiling without breaking the group and some bystanders stood in confusion at the sight they saw "OK The names is." suddenly the teen was interrupted by the duck with a staff "Why do you always have to introduce us ?" "You think you can do better ?"Sora asked "Your mom said I could " The staff duck said "What does that mean Donald?" Sora asked Donald "It's my dick in a box" Donald Said with a chime "Guys what the? calm down"The dog said concerned for his two friends,3 human people were walking,one was a old grandpa(Not old,old) looking guy with white hair and two young 8 yr old twins one with an afro and and scowl permantly engrained on his face, and the other twin one with a {BBBBBBBBLLLAAANNNKKKK} hair style and a devious one with a devious grin yelled "You dudes need Jerry!,Jerry!" "Damn it Huey I told you make sure Riley doesn't embarrass me while I'm looking for weapons"The old man yelled at the twin with the afro "What do you want me to do about it I don't know when he is going to say something stupid I can't read minds granddad " Huey said calmly, little did they know Riley was going to try to rob the shop "Damn it boy you learn how to read minds" Granddad exclaimed,he turned around and saw Riley with with a handkerchief over his mouth standing on a counter pointing two uzis at a cashier,the cashier had a crown and held Granddad your hurting me." suddenly Cartman appeared in front of them eating cheesey poofs "Sweet"Cartman said as he continued eating the junk food "Damn it boy move " Granddad told Cartman while still pulling a still resisting Riley "A FUCK YOU" Cartman exclaimed "What was that?" Granddad said as he threw the big boned kid at a window he would've died if it wasn't for a boy in a orange coat who he bumped into but it caused the orange coated boy to fall and tainted the parking lot red with his blood. suddenly a boy with a green hat ran out in the parking lot and yelled "Oh my god they killed Kenny" then a boy with a blue hat ran out to the lot and yelled his reply "Those Bastards" Cartman looked out the window and laughed " You suck Kyle" Cartman yelled to the green hatted boy while flipping him off "Fuck you fatass" Kyle yelled back giving back the hand gesture "Don't call me fat you fucking Jew" Cartman glared at the Kyle . "You guys want to buy a weapon before more crazy shit happens?" Shadow asked while staring at the scene in his building "Does this happen often?" Sora asked "Sora I bet this is happening because the worlds are connected, or maybe this world is just that messed up" The Shielded dog thought out loud,in a room where Maleficent was sitting down with a bunch of evil characters "What the hell how did they find out?" She asked the group " Well you do know it is messed up" a green hedgehog with sun glasses with his feet propped up against a table "Not that Scourge you bloody idiot they know the world's are connected you fucking twit" Maleficent exclaimed angrily at the hedgehog "Looks like it's that time of the month huh Mal" Scourge said in a relaxed comical tone,suddenly a uproar of laughter arose from everyone except Maleficent "Bitch I'll slap your heartless ass into next year" Maleficent said in a threating tone at the green hedgehog "Good then I won't have to see you fail miserberly " The green hedgehog said with a cocky grin on his face "Why do we do this we seem to always fail against these kids plus we always seem to make a obvious weak points in our plans" Said a proffeser with a giant N on his head "Dr.C you know what they say the more losers the greater the loss"Scourge exclaimed still relaxing his grin "What do you mean your apart of this team too?" asked his hedgehog comrade "No I just came for the spaghetti,Weegee brings each week " Scourge said as he ate some spaghetti off a plate " Yo Weegee for a weird plumber freak you make great spaghetti" Scourge said devouring the spaghetti " Spaghetti " Weegee started to rub her temples and groaned "Why me?I hate to say it but the green hedgehog makes sense, we always explain our plans giving away its strengths and weaknesses to our enemies."