Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss Kreuz. It belongs to Koyasu Takehito, Kyoko Tsuchiya, and Project Weiß. Nor do I own Mambo Number 5, which belongs to Lou Bega. I am only borrowing these things for the purpose of writing a fic.

Summary: Oh no, another song parody from me! This time it's Mambo Number 5 by Lou Bega, rewritten as a song for all Weiss fangirls (or fanboys!). Enjoy!



~Mambo Number Weiss!~



(applause)
Otaku and fangirls -
This is Mambo number Weiss!

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the car, so come on let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner -
The Takatoris say they want some gin and juice -
But I really don't wanna
Beer bust like I had last week
I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap
I like Hell, Neu, Schoen and Tot
And as I continue, you know they're getting hot

So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me assassination is just like a sport
Anything fly, it's all good, let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

A little bit of Persia in my life
A little bit of Birman by my side
A little bit of Manx is all I need
A little bit of Botan's what I see
A little bit of Sakura in the sun
A little bit of Aya-chan all night long
A little bit of Momoe, here I am
A little bit of Kritiker makes me their girl

Mambo number Weiss !

Jump up and down, go and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it - right

A little bit of Youji in my life
A little bit of Ken by my side
A little bit of Aya's all I need
A little bit of Omi's what I see
A little bit of Balinese in the sun
A little bit of Siberian all night long
A little bit of Abyssinian, here I am
A little bit of Bombay makes me their girl

Trumpet!
The trumpet!
Mambo number Weiss!
(heh heh heh ha)

A little bit of Braddy in my life
A little bit of Schuldich by my side
A little bit of Farfie's all I need
A little bit of Nagi's what I see
A little bit of Oracle in the sun
A little bit of Mastermind all night long
A little bit of Berserker, here I am
A little bit of Prodigy makes me their girl

I do all to
Fall in love with guys like you
'Cause you can't run, and you can't hide
You and me gonna touch the sky

Mambo number Weiss!