Me and my bro got into a conversation that eventually got more Halberd related, and by that I mean making fun of it for always blowing up! It's become a running gag!I hope everyone gets at least a chuckle! By the way, Meta Knight is narrating this short one shot.
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What? We're on?... To all who see this video, I'm going to tell you now that if you let this secret slip out I will kill you by stabbing you repeatedly while you're in the shower. "Wow, perverted and unimaginative". Shut up, Blade! You all probably know me by now as Meta Knight, the masked swordsman who's most famous video game appearance was in Kirby Super Star. "Most of you probably already know what he looks like under the mask!" Shut it, Sword! I will reveal to you some of the biggest secrets about my airship, the Halberd, and why it's always destroyed. Well…
1: The crew never told me that most of the Halberd was put together using duct tape, glue, and a few staples. I don't even know how they managed to staple metal together so don't ask!
2: There's an old tradition about breaking a bottle on the ship for good luck. It took the Titanic three times to break the bottle and ten times for the Halberd! Not a good sign…
3: On take off not only was Kirby blown away but also some of my crew! They crashed into the nearby forest and knocked some trees down and caused a domino effect and leveled half the forest, another unlucky sign.
4: The crew was more half assed about building the god damn thing than you think! There were supposed to be more cannons on the ship but they just said 'Duct tape the rest of this shit and move out!' … Assholes…
"Hey! Did you just call us assholes?" "Let's get him!" Oh, and…
5: I already had suspicions that my crew was out to get me…
Fellas, can't we settle thingslike gentlemen?Wait, what are you doing with that bat?! No wait, stop! STOP!
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Meta Knight: This is blasphemy. This is madness!
Axe Knight: Madness… This… is… MUTINY!
His own crew was out to get him, but why? We may never know…