"Why Wolfie Hates Cats"

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Started: 9/5/03

Mythicas Iris

The aroma of bacon glided into the lonely room of a slumbering figure, buried in bed sheets.  It's nose twitching at the wonderful smell. 

The bacon's scent crawled through to his brain, alerting his other senses to the prospects down below.

A soft "mmm" escaped from his throat as his eyes slowly opened into thin slits, only to shut them quickly again against the bright light spilling into his room.

Unable to resist the gnawing in his stomach, he unwilling rolled over and dropped his feet to the ground.  A moan loosens from his vocal cords while he stretches sleep out of his body, trying to awaken a bit more from the once deep slumber.

Standing up while rubbing his eyes, his feet reach for his black slippers as the bacon continued to dominate his senses.

His right foot slipped into the first slipper.  Then, his left foot began to slip into the second when it was met with a swishy, wet concoction that gushed underneath his foot.

A strangled cry erupted from his gaping mouth.

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Down in the dinning room the students heard Logan's roar.

Bobby, Kurt, and Amara paled slightly.

"I guess Logan found out about the cat," whispered Bobby to Kurt and Amara.

"So much for a pet," Amara whispered back.

Professor Xavier smiled quietly to himself as Logan telepathically broadcasts how much he hates cats.

The End

A/N: my dad inspired this actually.  B/c a cat barfed into his shoe (or a slipper, can't remember which), he's never liked cats since then.  But God has a sense of humor and blessed him w/ a daughter (ME!) who loves cats and now has 3 at the house!  ;)   r/r

Completed: 9/11/03

Disclaimer: I don't own X-men: Evo but my father owns the memory!