A BellexRumplestiltskin Shipper's Summary of Rumbelle

By: 1000th Ghost

*It should be noted that I have watched nothing of "Once Upon A Time" that doesn't have to do with Rumbelle. So forgive me that I know no background info or anything.*

B: Belle

R: Rumplestiltskin

R: Belle's father, I will only save your kingdom if I can have your daughter as my housekeeper!
B: Okay.
R: Rawr, I'm mean, sleep in the dungeon.
B: I chipped a cup, oops.

*time passes*

B: I'm able to see the good in everyone. You're actually nice.
R: I'm falling for you.
B: I'm falling for you.
R: Now go away because you can't possibly really love me.
Some Evil Queen: Kiss him, it'll turn him back into a man [Note: I have no idea what he actually is, lol, but I guess not a man?] because true love's kiss breaks any spell.
B: I came back. *kiss*
R: Omg, I don't want the curse to be broken, it'll take my magic away! Rawr, I'm mean again, go away!

*time passes*

Some Evil Queen: Belle died.
R: OMGOMGOMGNOAHHHHH *obsesses about the chipped cup*

(Belle is actually ALIVE because the evil queen KIDNAPPED her. through means that I DON'T KNOW, someone gets Belle out of the asylum (in the real world) where Real-World-Evil-Queen-Equivalent has been keeping her for her whole freakin' life, and Belle and Rumplestiltskin are back together. also, somehow everyone gets their memory back and remembers their fairytale world counterparts)

THE END :D

Well, sort of.

Because then, even though in my mind they should just END the story now because it's HAPPY, the rest of the world doesn't believe in happy endings. And what's more, the rest of the world believes in UNNECESSARY FEMINISM. And thus Belle, even though her story is now happily ever after, actually utters a phrase something like "I used to be a kept woman. I need a life of my own, my own place, a job." WHAT. THE. HECK. BELLE. No, you don't. You have your freakin' happily ever after. Shut up, and be happy, darn you. So now there's this entire subplot where she's leaving him because she wants to be independent. I'm going to go slap her. I wouldn't be in such a rant-y mood except for the fact that Belle just got together with Rumple, and instead of there being this giant OMG of epic music swelling happily ever after tear fest of wonder...she moves out, gets a job, and leaves him.

The End