Talk Show
Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter and Co., although I wish I did... Anyflip, I do own the socks on my feet, that are a really cool green color. The idea has been used a bazillion times, but here is another...
One day Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking through Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, when they turned a corner, and met Harry's arch- enemy, Draco Malfoy.
Draco: Get out of here, I don't want to get any mudblood germs.
Hermione: Sod off, Malfoy. We don't need any of your pureblood slime.
Draco had no idea about what she was talking about, he was definatly not slimy. (A/N: No he's not at all ;) )
The trio passed Malfoy and entered some kind of a barrier, and ended up in a room.
Fred came running into the room and said
Fred: Hey, I thought we were getting The Weird Sisters to come in and have an interveiw with them?!?!
Harry: Guess not.
Draco:We're gonna be on TV?!?!
Fred: Unfortunatly for you, yes.
Draco: I need a dressing room with lots of leather and gel!!!
Fred: Use George's room.
Draco: Ok.
Draco runs into a dressing room with a star that says George.
Inside the dressing room...
Draco: Wholy shit! Leather galore!!!
Draco grabs leather pants and tries them on.
Draco: I must be getting fat, Weasly's pant's fit me!!! How on earth did a Weasly get enough money to buy leather? *shrugs* Who cares, it's nice leather...
Outside dressing room...
Hermione: He's not fat! Not fat at all...
Harry: You have a thing for MALFOY?!?!
Hermione: Not a big thing... I mean, no! Not at all!
Ron: Oh...*faints*
Fred: Show time!!! *runs in George's room,and shoo's Draco out, and brings the uncontious Ron, and Harry and Hermione behind a curtain, and plops them on chairs where Hermione starts to prod Ron awake, and Fred hops out in front of the curtain*
On stage...
George: Welcome England!!!
Audience: YHEA!!!
Fred: We're here live from the Oddball Auditorium, Diagon Alley!!!
Audience: YHEA!!!
George: Well, today we have booked The Weird Sisters, but they couldn't make it...
Audience: AWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Fred: But not to worry, we have four *cough*three*cough* of our favorite people from Hogwarts here!!!
Audience: YIPPIE!!!
George: Comon' out, our favorite little brother, Ronnikins!!!
Audience:RONNIKINS!!! RONNIKINS!!!
Ron: *Comes walking out and waves at everyone, and turnd pinkish...* Hi...
Audience:OH MY GOSH IT'S RON!!!
Ron:Yhea, it's me.
Audience: *romanticy tone* Awwwwwwwwww!!!
Fred and George, who feel like they're being ignored: Ronnikins, our favorite little brother...
Fred: Our only little brother.
George: So you have no choice whether to be our favorite.
Ron: Okay...
Fred: So how is life at Hogwarts?
Ron: Good I guess... Classes are somtimes boring, 'specially History...
George: Who is your worst enemy???
Fred: Yhea who???
Ron: Spiders...
George: Who cares. Let's
Fred: Bring
George:Out
Fred:Our
George:Next
Fred:Guest,
George and Fred: HARRY POTTER!!!
Audience: Oooohhh!!! Harry Potter!!! *whispers*
Harry:*comes out turning pink, and waving at the crowd... four people scream and two faint* Hi...
George:Harry ol' bloke, nice seein' ya around!
Fred: We understand that you our best friends with our little brother here Ronnikins.
Ron:RON!!!
Harry:And Hermione...
George: Any romance there???
Harry and Ron: NO!!!
Fred: Then whose the lucky girl???
Harry: Your sister...
Fred, George, and Ron: WHAT!?!?
Harry: ummm.... yhea...
George: *still awed* Hermione Granger...
Hermione: *comes out smiling, in leather pants, a leopard print tank, and 4 inch heels* Hi!
Fred:Did you know Harry had a thing for Ginny???
George: And if so, why didn't you tell us???
Hermione:Yes I did know, and I didn't tell you guys because Ginny likes him back.
All of the guys on stage:*chins drop to the floor* oh...
Hermione:Now I'm going to introduce my future husband, Draco Malfoy!!!
Draco: *walks on stage in leather pants and a jacket with a white tee shirt* Yo!
Audience: OMG!!! He is soooooooo hot!!!
Hermione: Back off he's mine!
Draco:Yes I am...*grabs Hermione and kisses her than slips a diamond ring on her finger*
Ron: *cries* I thought you liked me!!! ::sniff::
Harry: Oh. My. *faints*
Fred:Well, there you have it, the magic of The Weasly Twins!!!
George: That concludes our episode, stay tooned!
Hermione: *mumbles* Draco...
Fred: CURTAIN!!!
A/N: Well, well, well... there you have it folks! hardy har har... sorry, was that totally demented??? No flames Pleeeeeease!!! i hate flames ::sob:: reveiw!!! pleeeeeeease!
okies??
~Jenna Malfoy~
Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter and Co., although I wish I did... Anyflip, I do own the socks on my feet, that are a really cool green color. The idea has been used a bazillion times, but here is another...
One day Harry, Ron and Hermione were walking through Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, when they turned a corner, and met Harry's arch- enemy, Draco Malfoy.
Draco: Get out of here, I don't want to get any mudblood germs.
Hermione: Sod off, Malfoy. We don't need any of your pureblood slime.
Draco had no idea about what she was talking about, he was definatly not slimy. (A/N: No he's not at all ;) )
The trio passed Malfoy and entered some kind of a barrier, and ended up in a room.
Fred came running into the room and said
Fred: Hey, I thought we were getting The Weird Sisters to come in and have an interveiw with them?!?!
Harry: Guess not.
Draco:We're gonna be on TV?!?!
Fred: Unfortunatly for you, yes.
Draco: I need a dressing room with lots of leather and gel!!!
Fred: Use George's room.
Draco: Ok.
Draco runs into a dressing room with a star that says George.
Inside the dressing room...
Draco: Wholy shit! Leather galore!!!
Draco grabs leather pants and tries them on.
Draco: I must be getting fat, Weasly's pant's fit me!!! How on earth did a Weasly get enough money to buy leather? *shrugs* Who cares, it's nice leather...
Outside dressing room...
Hermione: He's not fat! Not fat at all...
Harry: You have a thing for MALFOY?!?!
Hermione: Not a big thing... I mean, no! Not at all!
Ron: Oh...*faints*
Fred: Show time!!! *runs in George's room,and shoo's Draco out, and brings the uncontious Ron, and Harry and Hermione behind a curtain, and plops them on chairs where Hermione starts to prod Ron awake, and Fred hops out in front of the curtain*
On stage...
George: Welcome England!!!
Audience: YHEA!!!
Fred: We're here live from the Oddball Auditorium, Diagon Alley!!!
Audience: YHEA!!!
George: Well, today we have booked The Weird Sisters, but they couldn't make it...
Audience: AWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Fred: But not to worry, we have four *cough*three*cough* of our favorite people from Hogwarts here!!!
Audience: YIPPIE!!!
George: Comon' out, our favorite little brother, Ronnikins!!!
Audience:RONNIKINS!!! RONNIKINS!!!
Ron: *Comes walking out and waves at everyone, and turnd pinkish...* Hi...
Audience:OH MY GOSH IT'S RON!!!
Ron:Yhea, it's me.
Audience: *romanticy tone* Awwwwwwwwww!!!
Fred and George, who feel like they're being ignored: Ronnikins, our favorite little brother...
Fred: Our only little brother.
George: So you have no choice whether to be our favorite.
Ron: Okay...
Fred: So how is life at Hogwarts?
Ron: Good I guess... Classes are somtimes boring, 'specially History...
George: Who is your worst enemy???
Fred: Yhea who???
Ron: Spiders...
George: Who cares. Let's
Fred: Bring
George:Out
Fred:Our
George:Next
Fred:Guest,
George and Fred: HARRY POTTER!!!
Audience: Oooohhh!!! Harry Potter!!! *whispers*
Harry:*comes out turning pink, and waving at the crowd... four people scream and two faint* Hi...
George:Harry ol' bloke, nice seein' ya around!
Fred: We understand that you our best friends with our little brother here Ronnikins.
Ron:RON!!!
Harry:And Hermione...
George: Any romance there???
Harry and Ron: NO!!!
Fred: Then whose the lucky girl???
Harry: Your sister...
Fred, George, and Ron: WHAT!?!?
Harry: ummm.... yhea...
George: *still awed* Hermione Granger...
Hermione: *comes out smiling, in leather pants, a leopard print tank, and 4 inch heels* Hi!
Fred:Did you know Harry had a thing for Ginny???
George: And if so, why didn't you tell us???
Hermione:Yes I did know, and I didn't tell you guys because Ginny likes him back.
All of the guys on stage:*chins drop to the floor* oh...
Hermione:Now I'm going to introduce my future husband, Draco Malfoy!!!
Draco: *walks on stage in leather pants and a jacket with a white tee shirt* Yo!
Audience: OMG!!! He is soooooooo hot!!!
Hermione: Back off he's mine!
Draco:Yes I am...*grabs Hermione and kisses her than slips a diamond ring on her finger*
Ron: *cries* I thought you liked me!!! ::sniff::
Harry: Oh. My. *faints*
Fred:Well, there you have it, the magic of The Weasly Twins!!!
George: That concludes our episode, stay tooned!
Hermione: *mumbles* Draco...
Fred: CURTAIN!!!
A/N: Well, well, well... there you have it folks! hardy har har... sorry, was that totally demented??? No flames Pleeeeeease!!! i hate flames ::sob:: reveiw!!! pleeeeeeease!
okies??
~Jenna Malfoy~