A\N: This idea was just too tempting to pass on. Yes, I know Marzia and Felix are together and I personally think that there is no more perfect pair than those two, but still. A fan girl can dream, right? =) And shipping those two are so fun, especially after all the material Pewdie has given me in his videos for this pairing. X) So read if you like, leave if you hate. Btw,
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, the most of it goes to Pewdiepie, I just own the ideas. 8)
WARNING: Yaoi and cursing. Rated T for Piggeh. xD
Acquaintance:
"I´m so sick of this." Stephano complained as the Amnesia characters were having one of their secret meetings where they would talk about the gamers and custom stories they´d encountered. "I´m so bored, the gamers are either two scared girls playing and screaming all the time, or some guy who plays without paying attention to anything and talks about his hygiene problems. I´m sick of being ignored all the time and sitting on the shelf just for decorations!" The golden man jumped up from Mr Chair and started pacing around the room.
No one wanted to say anything anymore to upset the French Warrior further, knowing full well where his temper could lead him. Except Piggeh. "Lighten up, Stephano, you just have to be more sexy. Like me. This one time, a guy touched my ass. It was great. If you´re jealous of all my attention, maybe you should join me and my cousin for some sexy time with each other or the players-"
"I´d rather melt myself!"
"Shh, listen!" Mr Chair shushed them. "I hear another gamer coming!"
Everyone scrambled out of the room, to their places. Stephan grumbled something to himself and went over to a shelf on the far end of the room. He turned himself back into a small golden statue and sat on the shelf. Not too long after, he heard footsteps.
"Okay…who should we bring?"
The statuette shifted his eyes carefully to see a dirty-blond haired European guy walk up to him. The young gamer hesitated for a moment, trying to decide between Stephano and a fancy jug. He finally turned to the gold warrior and carried him out of the room. "I think we should call him…" the Swede paused to think for a moment.
"Stephano." The other finished, much to the surprise of the gamer.
"Oh, okay. Hi Stephano!" The Swede said, not seeming to mind the fact that a gold statue was talking to him. "My name is Peeeewdiepie and I´m filming for my bros." He lifted the golden warrior up to the camera.
Stephano gave it a slight wave. "Ellos bros."
"Great!" Pewdiepie laughed. "We´ve made a new friend. Say, Stephano do you have any idea what the fuck is going on here and how we can get out?"
"Of course I do. You have to do exactly what I say if you want to get out alive."
Hangover:
"Good morning, Stephano!" The usually lovely voice of his boyfriend was nothing more but a painful annoyance as the warrior rolled out of bed, hung over.
"Be quiet, Felix." Stephano snapped, clutching his aching head. The Swede just chuckled and led the other to the dining room, where the rest of the family was seated.
"Remind me to never play a drinking game again." Gonzales groaned, his head buried in his arms. The others only replied with grunts, too sleepy or hung over to respond correctly. The only one who didn´t seem fazed was (surprise!) Piggeh.
"That was fun! That was awesome!" He cheered loudly. "You should DEFINITELY join us next time, Pewdie!"
"Shhhh!" The others said.
"Sure thing, Piggeh. The only reason I couldn´t join was because I had an appointment to play Left 4 Dead with Cry for yesterday´s video." Pewdie said, placing a huge plate of fish and fish sandwiches on the table.
"What the hell is that?" Skully asked, giving the meal a slight glare.
"Fish, what else would it be?" Stephano growled.
"I know it´s fish!"
"Then stop asking stupid questions and shut your mouth."
"Guys!" Felix said. "Stop fighting. Fish is hangover cure, okay? Besides it´s good." Proving his point, the gamer took a sandwich and bit into it.
"It does taste good with the salad and mayonnaise." Mr Chair said.
Mayo, who was about to eat his breakfast, let it drop on the plate. "There´s a stool in this sandwich?!" He asked in horror.
"No, the mayonnaise cream. Not one of your relative!"
The younger brunette sighed with relief and picked up his sandwich again.
After they ate their food, the bros did seem to feel better. Jennifer suggested they go shopping, since Christmas was rolling around the corner and it was snowing heavily, so there wouldn´t be a lot of people around.
Everyone decided to go except Stephano and Pewdie. The French warrior lay back in bed while the gamer washed the dishes. Shortly after, he came into the room and turned on the computer.
Stephano lay on his bed, listening to the clicks and punches of the keyboard as Felix checked his You Tube comments.
"There´s a lot of people making jokes about me and Cry again." Pewdie said.
"Cry and me. What are they saying?" Stephano said.
"Well, other than the occasional ´you and cry should meet and get married´ crap, there are a lot of bros who pick up ´hidden messages in our words´." He chuckled. "Oh bros…always twisting my words…"
"Too bad for Cry you´re already taken." Stephano said, lying on his back and putting his hands behind his head.
"Not really ´too bad´. Cry has those Mad and Virus guys if he´s lonely."
"Oh so now you support Crycest?"
"I think it´s hot." Pewdie joked. He stood up and walked over to Stephano´s bed.
The golden man grabbed his shirt and pulled him down next to him. "You know what I think is hot?" He said quietly, pinning the Swede down while kissing him harshly.
"I have a pretty good idea…" Pewdie said, laughing. He pushed his lover away, getting a confused look from the other. "But first you have to brush your teeth. You reek of fish and mayonnaise."
Outside:
"Come on, Stephano." The Swedish gamer encouraged. The golden warrior shook his head stubbornly, staying right where he was.
It has been two weeks since Stephano had been accidently summoned out of the game. He had changed to his human form so it would be easier living with Felix. And while the bros back in the castle were furiously working on a potion that could get Stephano back, his Swedish bro had taught him how to live more human like.
Stephano was very interested, seeing how he was a statue that never left the cursed walls of Brennanburg, but there was one thing he refused to do. Go outside.
Whenever he had a phobia or was just plain antisocial, Pewdie didn´t know. But he was set on one goal: getting Stephano to go outside.
"Come on, you can´t stayed cooped up in the house forever."
"I can, Pewds! So get off my back and leave me the fuck alone."
"Are you scared~?"
"Shut up."
Felix pouted and went over to his friend, pulling at his sleeve. "Come with me."
"No." The warrior pushed him aside.
"Stephano…" Poke. "I won´t stop poking you until you step through the front door."
"Keep touching me and I´ll slice off your balls!"
"Okay, okay!" Pewdie stepped back and raised his arms in surrender. "Fine, you know what? Suit yourself." He walked towards the door, a plan forming in his head. "I´ll be going all by myself then!"
"I don´t care." Stephano turned to go back to the small room Felix had set up for him. But the next words stopped him.
"You´re such a pussy, Stephano. I was attacked by barrels once, but do I suddenly develop a phobia of the outside? No!"
"W-wait…barrels?"
"Yes, there were like ten! I barely got away with my life! Not to mention my pants." Pewdie said. "Maybe next time I should protect you when we´re running from the bro. Cuz you no longer seem fit for the job."
The Frenchman watched him open the door, his brows furrowed. "I think you should stay here then, Pewdie. I don´t want you to get barrel-raped."
"Unlike you Stephano, I need fresh air and groceries every once in the while." Felix said. He pocketed his keys and closed the door behind him without looking back. His bro still stood in the middle of the room, fighting an inner war with himself until he heard a crash outside and a scream.
"BARRELS!"
Stephano grabbed his sword and ran to the door. "HOLD ON PEWDIE! I´M COMING!" He shouted as he charged out. He ran a couple of steps before realizing there was no one in sight. "Pewdie?!"
Said gamer hugged him from behind. "I knew you´d come out if I did that!" He laughed.
The golden warrior narrowed his eyes and ripped free from his bro´s hug, turning around angrily. "What the fuck, Pewds?!"
"Genius Pewds strikes again!"
"I´m going to kill you."
"Sure." Felix grabbed Stephano´s hand and started pulling him down the sidewalk ignoring the other´s startled protests. "But after I get some pizza from the store."
Happy Birthday:
He was never good at sneaking, but today he was extra careful. Felix crept along the walls of the hallway, careful not to step on creaking floorboards. The last thing he needed was waking a certain golden warrior who would come charging out of his room, looking for barrels.
The gamer grabbed the handle to a brown wooden door. His apartment wasn´t exactly the biggest one, so Mr Chair and Piggeh had to share a room. But not a bed, the brunette had insisted on a chance to keep his virginity.
Pewdie opened the door and his two friends immediately stepped out, just as silent as him. They were carrying paper bags and two excited smiles.
"Come on." Felix said, walking to the next room at the end of hall. This time, there were three bros who shared a room. He woke Mayo, Skully and Jennifer before the small group started decorating the place. Colorful balloons, flamboyant banners and tables covered with food filled plates, little Eiffel Towers and Pyramids.
"Stephano´s going to love this!" Mr Chair whispered, his eyes shining with excitement.
"Yea, I should give him like a birthday hump or something. Ya know, something to get that sexy body of his excited." Piggeh said.
"That´s disgusting." Mayo said. He was helping Jennifer place blue, red and white flowers in the appropriate order.
"Nah, he´ll like it. Everyone likes my Piggeh slide, amirite Chaise~?" The pig said, wriggling his eyebrows at the green eyed boy, making Mr Chair blush.
At this the rest of the bros looked up and raised their eyebrows.
"You and Chair had an affair?" Felix said.
"No!" Mr Chair cried. "He tried to rape me! I didn´t want to! I swear!"
Piggeh just smirked. All of the sudden, they all heard heavy footsteps and then a door creaked open.
"Everyone hide!" Pewdie said and everyone dashed behind tables and couches.
"Pewds? Pewds are you in he- What the hell?" Stephano stepped into the room, his features tainted with confusion at the colorful welcome. He read a large banner that said, "Joyeux anniversaire!" The Frenchman smiled.
"Happy Birthday!" Suddenly, bros jumped out from all corners, wearing party hats and throwing confetti at the stunned statue.
"Wh-what?"
"We wanted to surprise you!" Jennifer said. "Do you like it?"
"Yeah! It´s…pretty nice." Stephano said, busy taking in all the sights the room had to offer.
"Nice? It´s freakin awesome!" Pewdie shouted, throwing down his bowl of confetti and glomping his best friend. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO!" He cheered enthusiastically and gave Stephano a big kiss on the cheek.
Once again, everyone in the room fell silent. Pewdiepie realized that he just kissed his ´straight´ best friend and took a step back, looking embarrassed until Piggeh said, "Hey, let me try! I wanna kiss him too!"
He tackled Stephano, who was too busy blushing and comprehending what just happened to avoid the flying pig.
But as Piggeh´s lips got close to his, the golden warrior pushed him away and stood up, glaring slightly at the pinkette.
"No way, Piggeh! Only Pewdie can kiss me!"
"Huh? Whhhhy?" Piggeh whined, while Felix blushed harder.
"Because he isn´t a maggot infested corpse, that´s why!"
"I don´t have maggots!"
"I don´t caaaare!"