Author's note: This story is not written by me, but an archival record of a brilliant romance created by the stellar Patter the Knatter. Please lend all your support to this individual as I am just a mere scribe of his excellency.

ACT I: Starlight

One day Ammy was sitting in the… what the heck is this?

In the sky, being suh-alone and stuff. When suddenly, a Saynik floated down from the sky from the heavens like a magical feather because magical feathers are a thing. And Amy was died of romance.

And then, like, I think the wind blew or something and…

FWOOSH!

Sonic just… he left because the wind blew him away.

Eggman was out for his… Gosh, this mouse is huge. Eggman was out for his daily jog that he does in the sky on this platform for some reason when he came across Emmy.

"AUUUGH! It's an Emmy! She is dead! Uh… or something. And only true love's kiss will revive her. MWAH!"

And Eggman was so pure and love that Emmy did revive. And down came Shadow with a ballerina.

"I have a ballerina! This is WHO I AM!"

And amongst the stars and Shadow Ballerina, Ammy and Eggman fell in love and made a family of sleeping Slivers and an exploding Sliver.

THE END

Epilogue:

I didn't know I could move this. This adds a whole 'nother level of things.

I'm done with this.