Hello Dolly Written, Spell Checked,& Posted by: SlingShotRubberDucky

S.S.R.D(slingshotrubberducky): OKAY, ppl(people). I wrote this story 'cuz I was bored. I added my own chrara's(Characters), such as Yume YadaShime, Dok V, and anyone else that is not from GUNDAM WING. Take it away Duo, my man.

Diclaimer:*Duo comes out and clears his throat* "The Evil Duck Lady does not own Gundam Wing, Bandai, Sunrise,etc. etc. etc. She only owns some old docter and the cute(Yume: I HATE THAT WORD!!!!)...Ummm sorry. The Dreamy Yume*Duo gets all starry eyed, at saying the name*."

SlingShot: Ummm...Dude, are you okay??? Uhhhh maybe I should start the ficcy...Man I need some coffie, hey Duo you want some??

Duo: No thanks... I just want to think about Yume YadaShime. Ohhh... Yume, my Yume.ahhhh...

SS: Dude you've got issues. Well here's the story. I hope you hate it.(Ohhh Desu Kuso(no not the curse word. Desu Kuso has three meanings)I'm startin' to sound like my brother, I really need some coffie...

Chappie 1 "I really don't like that word"

(Yume's POV)

"Here I am again," I thought to myself."In another fight."

"Enemy distance 250 kilometers, 245, 240," My computer informed me"225, 220, 215,"

"Computer shut down, I can do this myself!" I ordered, the computer obeyed and shut off. Leaving me to fight my own battle.

I shifted in the cockpit of my gundam. 'ahhh...good old Pheonix Gundam, built it myself.'

The enemy was in sight and in my fire range, I set my sight so my opponent was in the middle, and prepared to fire, when I was hit from behind. It rattled my gundam slightly, causing my head to bash into the controls.(A/N:I'm so mean.Bwahaha) Blood dripped from my forehead and pooled in my lap. It felt like I peed in my pants.

"Darn it,"I growled under my breath." No good baka,always cheating"

I wiped the blood off my head with my arm, staining my shirt sleeve a crimson color. My short, black streaked, brown hair brushed against my cheek as I pushed a few buttons, and pushed forwad the acceleration lever.

My gundam drew her beam sword and charged the enemy mobile suit with unmatchable speed and grace. Slashing at my opponent, my gundams beam sword went through it like a hot knife through butter.(A/N: yummy, butter!!!) The mobile suit's arm fell to the ground, creating a crater in the hard earth.

I sliced again, this time chopping off its head. It also caused some damage when it collided with the ground.

My gundam rattled again, when it was shot with a few missiles. I turned to my opponents ally and fired the vulcan cannons my gundam possesed, I exchanged my beam sword for my Buster Rifle.

I charged up my gun, aiming for my other enemy, and...BANG, I fired a large blast at the other mobile suit. It collapsed to the ground, headless.

"I win," I smiled, eyes drooping, blood still dripping from my open wound. " Hey, Doc V, how was that? Pretty sweet, huh?"

I slumped in my seat, falling unconscious from the lack of blood.

"You did very well, I think you're ready to help the others..." that was the last thing I heard from the doc.

(Normal POV)

"So, boys what do you think?" Doctor V asked the five gundam pilots, who had seen the whole fight. Now they watched the girl get wheeled away on a gurney by a few medics. " I'd say Yume is ready for a galactic battle."

Duo grinned wickedly and nodded. "Uh Huh, just as soon as you put some stitches in her head. Ohh, she might fight better awake too, but that's just my opinion."

"Keep your opinions to yourself Duo," Wufei grumbled,(A/N: He grumbles on monday, tuesday, wednesday, grumbles on thurday too. Grumbles on friday, saturday, sunday, grumbles the whole week through...)

"She's quite strong," Quatre remarked.

"And cute, too!" Duo looked over Yume as they wheeled her away.

"I don't like the word 'cute', so don't refer to me as 'cute' ever again!" Yume opened her one eye, Duo turned away from her one-eyed glare.

"Yipes! You're still conscious?!" Docta V jumped, a little shocked.

"Duhh... I'm still conscious. Okay, maybe I passed out for a minute or two..." Yume looked at the five boys. "Who are they??"

"These are the pilots I told you about," Doc V pointed to the boys as he introduced them."This is Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton, Chang Wufei, Quatre Rabarba Winner, and Duo Maxwell."

"Ohh, so these are the gundam pilots, and you people trust them with robots? Ha, you gotta be kiddin' me!" Yume laughed."They look like porclain dolls..."

"Yume YadaShime! Act like a lady!" the doc scolded, sternly. Yume hopped offthe gurney. Mumbling something along the lines of, 'yes mother'."Sorry, she can be like this sometimes. Appologize young lady!"

"NO," Yume whined. "I don't wanna!"

"I don't care if you don't want to," the older man argued."You Have To!"

"Make me!" Yume jumped back, ready to turn and run down the hall.

"Fine I will!" Doc V grabbed for the teen, who turned and ran."Get back here!"

"NO! Catch me!" Yume ran at full-tilt-boogie."You know I'm a much faster runner!"

"I'll go get her!" Duo ran down the hall after her.

"Alright, but don't try to get her to go on a date with you!" Doctor V yelled down the hall.

"Why?" Heero asked, looking fron Duo's fading figure to the doctor. Raising an eyebrow.

Duo lost his footing, falling flat on his face, while Yume sped down the hall, cackling in triumph.

"Mission failed," Heero laughed. Trowa looked at him, amazed.

"You laughed," Trowa said in astonishment."You never laugh."

"I just did," Heero responded.

"Yes, but you never did before," Trowa said.

"So, is there a law against that?" Heero asked."You laugh too."

"Yes, but you never laugh," Trowa still looked at him.

"Trowa, we've been over this," Heero informed the brown haired teen. Duo walked back to the group, hands to his face.

"I think I broke my nose," Duo winced, Quatre's face took on a look of sympathy."Again..."

Quatre was no longer sympathetic."Did you break it chasing a girl last time?"

"No, I broke it falling out of bed," Duo answered.

"Ohh... how old were you?" Quatre asked.

"Nine," Duo yelped when he touched the tender part of his nose.

"What kind of bed?" Quatre questioned..

"A crib," Duo said. The others cracked up. "Hey, Father Maxwell wouldn't trust me in a real bed!"

"I can't imagine why..." Trowa said, rolling his eyes.

"Oh, no! Now you can never be a teen model, HaHaHaHaHa!!!"Yume laughed from down the hall."Aww, crud."

"Hmmm, she should be back in three... two..." Doc V reached into his pocket for something."One."

Yume ran back to the doc."Where are they?"

"Umm... what do you mean?" the doctor asked, knowing exactly what she meant.

"My keys, duhh," Yume stuck out her hand."I know you have them."

"Okay," the doc pulled out her keys. Yume reached for them, the doctor pulled them away. "Appologize, now!"

"Sorry," Yume pouted, rolling her eyes.

"Louder," Doc V ordered.

"Sorry," she said a little louder.

"Louder or loose you keys!" the doc threatened.

"FINESORRYFORCALLINGYOUPORCELAINDOLLS!!!" Yume yelled at the top of her lungs, stealing back her keys. She walked past the boys, patting Quatre on the head."See you later, dolly."

"She gets on my last nerve, sometimes," Doc V groaned, rubbing the sides of his forehead."How 'bout you boys go to your rooms, train, or do something productive."

"Can I go talk to Yume?" Duo asked, feigning an innocent look."Please?"

"Be my guest," the doctor answered."Just be careful."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure nothing bad happens to Yume," Duo ran in the direction Yume had left in.

"It's not Yume I'm worried about," Doc V said under his breath.

"I guess he forgot about his nose," Wufei dead panned.

"Don't worry, Yume went to the sick-bay to make sure her wound doesn't get infected. Duo can get his nose checked there," the doctor started to leave."Good-bye, boys."

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