A/N: My sis and I thought these up and then I added the comments. I do hope you enjoy.
Lily's list of 'Nos' for Sirius when baby sitting. (As commented on by Remus (R) and Sirius (S))
Do not, under any circumstances, introduce Harry to any of your family.
S-Why would I do that?! I don't even talk to my family, there's no way they're getting any where near Mini-Prongs.
R-You should really stop calling him that, Pads.
S-Why? It's his legacy.
R-That's what I'm worried about.....
NO motorbike rides (No, Sirius, not even if you're fleeing deatheaters hell bent on killing Harry, because I know that's never going to happen)
S-Does she want Moldywart to get him?
R-No, but she doesn't want you to kill him either. And what is it with you and the nicknames?
S-They're fun-you should try it.
No teaching Harry curse words.
R-He learnt that word from you! I thought he'd pick it up on one of his walks or something.
S-It wasn't a very bad word. And anyway, I didn't mean to. I said it and he laughed and you know how I like it when he laughs so I said it again and.....
R-I'm surprised Lily ever leaves Harry alone with you.
No telling Harry werewolves are friendly (Sorry Remus, but I'm sure you agree)
S-That's mean of her.
R-Sirius! What is wrong with you?! How could you tell him werewolves are friendly?
S-I was teaching him tolerance. I thought you'd agree, Moony.
R-Tolerance, Padfoot, is not the same as idiotic trust.
Bedtime stories are to be confined to the books on the shelf-not renditions of Marauder tales.
S-His legacy-she can fight it as much as she wants, but he'll always be a Mini-Marauder.
R-What did you tell him?-Or do I want to know?
S-Just a few of the best ones. The time we almost blew up the Great Hall, the incident with the pixies that Christmas, the Halloween we let that giant spider in and it-
R-I was right-I don't want to know.
No teaching Harry Quidditch. There's plenty of time for that when he's learned to walk.
S-Hey! That's unfounded!
R-It is not-like Lily said-you can teach him to fly when he's learned to walk.
S-But it wasn't me!
R-What do you mean?
S-James taught him how to catch that snitch-and told him he's teach him to fly.
R-Hmm, that does sound more like him then you, I suppose.
S-Yeah, I'm innocent.
R-Now that's not something I ever thought I'd here you say in sincerity.
S-Hey!
No one year old needs to know how to pick up girls.
R-Oh, Padfoot, you didn't.
S-I didn't! Really! I wasn't teaching him, I just took him with me-girls love babies.
R-You're impossible.
S-Thanks
No giving Harry fire whiskey because he 'didn't like the milk'
R-Sirius!
S-I didn't actually give it to him-it was a joke! She has no sense of humour-never did, poor girl.
No playing with Harry's toys when he isn't there
S-But those toys are fun. They're all colourful and noisy.
R-'-'
No transforming and giving Harry rides-you can't hold onto him when you've got four paws.
S-Honestly, the kid can hold onto me. He only fell off once-and it wasn't far to fall.
R-Again, I wonder why she ever lets you baby sit.
S-James makes her.
No leaving Harry in messy clothes and telling me it's 'the hazards of playing'
S-What?! The kid just gets dirty again. And he's a proper Mini-Marauder. He doesn't mind being messy.
No putting Harry in dresses.
R-Ah, Sirius?
S-I wanted to know what James would look like in girls' clothes.
R-That's quite disturbing, you know that?
S-Is not. And I got some great pictures. I've got one in my money pouch.
R-Oookaaaay
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