This started off as an English project but I ended up submitting something else. I still like it though and wanted to post. I totally stole "plot device" from Silver Phoenix25 she is my inspiration!

Now read and enjoy!

p.s. Canada rocks!

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Act 1

The three weird sisters(a popular hip hop group) sit in a beauty salon each under an old fashioned hair dryer with curlers in their hair. .

First Sister : "Yo when should we three hook up again? In club, crib or on e-bay buying bling-bling?"

Second sister: "When Mac-B pops old Cowder the big one!"

Third sister: "word."

First sister: "Where we jamming?"

Second sister: "up in da club"

Third sister: "slammin"

Macbeth or "Mac-B" enters with his friend Banquo. He goes towards the weird sisters.

Macbeth: "Who the hell are you?"

First sister: "Don't be disrespecting me boy or I will smite your ass!"

Second sister: "Chill it girl Mac- G here just wants to know whats on the down low."

Third sister: "Word"

Banquo: "I'm important to the plot!" Banquo smiles and one of the nice ladies who works for the beauty shop gives him a lollypop.

Second sister: "Now Mac-G My sister here heard from Mary-Jane who heard from Charlene who heard from Tina who's boyfriends a pastor that you is gonna be the next big thang"

Macbeth: "you mean I'm going to be manipulated by my wife, kill the king and his sons as well as wreak havoc on my native land of Scotland while creating a loop hole that I will ignore that will allow someone to kill me?"

Second sister: "Um ok...."

Banquo: "What about me? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Second sister: "your kids are going to be kings but not YOU!" Laughs evilly

Banquo cries in the corner

Man who really has no point in the plot except to say the following line and maybe a few more later enters.

Random Man of little significance: "You are now thane of Cowdore congratulations!" hands Macbeth blue ribbon and small town journalist with old fashioned flash camera blinds both.

Macbeth: "Dude the weird gangster people were right! I'm going to be king!"

The skip off into the sunset singing merrily and picking flowers.

First sister: "Yo wasn't we jamming in Brooklyn?"

Second sister: "chill its plot device baby!"

Third sister: "Word."

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Evil looking woman wearing an evil expression enters looking..... well evil.

Macbeth enters

Lady Macbeth: "Kill the king kill the king kill the king"

Macbeth: "I missed you to honey!"

Lady Macbeth: "Kill the king kill the king kill the king"

Macbeth: "the journey was fine a bit rocky about a mile in."

Lady Macbeth: "Kill the king kill the king kill the king"

Macbeth: "oh the kings coming! Did I mention?"

Lady Macbeth: "Kill the king kill the king kill the king"

Macbeth: "Ok you know what honey I think I will kill the king."

Lady Macbeth: "Subliminal messaging does work!"

Macbeth kills the king

Macbeth: "stupid blood all over my new suit! Ew daggers! Killing people is messy!"

Lady Macbeth: "Since I'm trying to exert my masculinity I will finish my husbands job for him and destroy any of his left over self esteem I haven't already taken from him!"

Macbeth dies on the inside.

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Not a lot to start off with but I'm workin on it.

Ok now R/R and I will update.

Love to all

--Onion-Queen