Confusing Convention

Hi and welcome to my next new story! Here are the cast of sonic. I have my fan chars as well in here also.

Spazz- A punk Black Hedgehog with brown stripes (Female)

Dragon- Orange echidna (Female)

Joemochao or Joe- a red echidna with black stripes (Male)

Other fan chars are in progress

I do have great artwork of these Fan- characters; if you would like the complete description, please e-mail me! J

Sonic characters:

Sonic

Shadow

Amy

Tails

Other sonic characters in progress

A note, this story contains sexual humor, language, and a little taste of lemon. Good news is its full of mostly humor, humor humor HUMOR!

Confusing Convention

Chapter 1: Plans!

In Dragons House, the gang rests in a tired bored some home…

Dragon: (Pirate accent) ARR, Me house is not boring! People believe it's a Sex machine and uses pipes to drain and suck me squishies… Ahh h0y me horny's…!

Narrator: (pauses)…

Um, Anyways, -

Dragon: (Takes out a 'toy') I found me lucky boat!

(Turns it on)

Narrator: Oo;

Toy: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv…

Dragon: Shiver me timbers! It shivers me timber!

Narrator: Dragon…

Dragon: (Australian voice) Look at the size of this thing!

Toy: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv…

Narrator: Dragon…

Dragon: It's a' big loader! Wonder wha it will do if I'll stick it in its natural' habitat…

(Bends down)

Narrator: Dragon!

Dragon: What you want mate'?

Narrator: Dragon, you have no clue what those are and stop with those accents!

Dragon: (pauses) Oh my GAWD! There are voices in my head!

Narrator: Dragon! It's the narrator! Can we please continue with the beginning of the story?

Dragon: (turns off the toy) oh, okay! -

Narrator: now then…

Toy: Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv...

Narrator: DRAGON!

Dragon: It's not me!

Narrator: Don't think I'm playing around!

Dragon: Well neither am I!

Amy: Whoops…. Forgot to turn off mine… - (walks away) -

(Silence)

Narrator/Dragon: 0o

Dragon: Told you…

Narrator: Gawd! Whatever!

Cast: Can we go on with this!

Shadow: (shouts) Sonics complaining that his penis is broken!

Sonic: No am not!

(Crack)

Shadow: ¬¬

Sonic: I guess I went a little too 'headstrong'…

Tails: I'll fix it for you! -

Sonic: Tails! (Backs away frightened)

Tails: what Sonic? A friend is always in help in need even when you're headstrong! I can help you calm you down!

Sonic: Tails, not that kind of headstrong!

Shadow: Such a stupid innocent child…

Tails: Hey!

Spazz: Shadow meant to say was, Sonic wasn't talking about the headstrong as in stubborn term…

Tails: then what is it?

Spazz: Well, when boys get older they get- (Shadow covers her mouth)

O.o?

Shadow: Spazz was saying that, (takes long breath)Sonicisapornaddictandcantstopf#&inghimselfaboutseeingothersf$!#ingeacthotherandthemselvesmeaningheisa… PORN ADDICT!

Tails: .?

Sonic: (Covers Shadow mouth) Tails! All he meant was uh…um…we cant wait till we celebrate you birthday! ;

Tails: It's till next year? I'm going to go and practice my lines…

Sonic: Make sure they're clear and white!

Cast: O.O

Sonic: um…acne cream? Heh heh?

Narrator: Please take your places! And uncover each other mouths!

(Spazz looks at Shadow as Shadow looks at Sonic disgusted)

Both Spazz and shadow: your hand tasted kinda 'funky' As Spazz said to Shadow and as Shadow said to Sonic

Shadow: What?

Sonic What?

Spazz: I need to wash my mouth… ¬¬

Shadow: I'll do the same… ¬¬

Sonic: thank god my gloves are white…

Drips

O.O

Hides hands behind his back;

Narrator: Take places!

Sonic: Places hands on his C#K

Narrator: NO! Not that place!

Confusing Convention

Chapter1: Plans

(In Dragons home, the gang lays restless watching of course, television.)

"You got mail"

Shadow: Since when does Dragons mail box talk like AOL?

Dragon: The person who sold my house said it was the dog… TT

Shadow: You don't have a dog…

Dragon: I know! That's the saddest part! TT

Spazz: I'll get the mail…

Shadow: Bite his lips in a horny way and speaks very low Fetch bitch…mmm…fetch…fetch it for me… Lifts his lower body up from the couch a bit and drools ¬¬

Dragon: Has anyone been suspiciously pouring Viagra in Shadows drinks?

Sonic: Coughs

-

(Spazz retrieves the mail and goes inside the house slowly)

Spazz: Junk mail, junk, junk, Hmm?

Sonic: (Runs Up to Spazz and snatches the mail)

Spazz: Hey!

(Sonic searches through the mail quickly)

Spazz: What's with him?

Dragon: He seems to be sending in some mail that does 'not belong' here…

Sonic: ah ha! Found it!

Spazz: Porn R Us?

Sonic: Stubbornly turns around with it Mine…

Spazz: ¬¬;

Shadow: Drools and looks towards Spazz

Spazz: uh... what's wrong with Shadow? O.o

Dragon: He's been acting weird since the day of today…

Spazz: …

Dragon: um, I dunno! I'm not sure if he's in heat or something and I don't think Shadow just lets out his hornyness to the world and shakes his pretzel or something! AHHH! Cheese! My eyes!

Spazz: I don't see cheese in your eyes…

(Dragon turns around)

Dragon: It burnnnnzzzzzz!

Spazz: Ah! You do! OMG! Its………….'It's the cheese!'

Sonic: 'made from happy cows'…

Dragon: 'Happy cows come from California'…Ahhhhh!

Omochao: I shall lick your eyes into your eyes!

licks

Dragon: high pitched voice Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww…

Omochao: It tastes like vagina!

Joemochao: Vanilla or chocolate?

Omochao: I don't know let me have another taste! (slowly takes out tongue)

(Smack!)

Dragon: Don't do that again you sick sickest of the sick!

Joemochao: Don't smack us cuz were orphans!

Omochao: I was trying to jump! Press A to jump and Rapidly press A to-

Spazz: Would you shut up!

Omochao: Weiner my snitchel! -

Joemochao: I jack in the box! -

Spazz: stupid drugs…

Omochao: And that's where Savon cares!

Joemochao: The people who care!

Dragon/Spazz: Would you guys leave!

Omochao: Yes! We must! We have to go to an important location to locate the place of the place! oo

Joemochao: (Suckles middle finger roughly)

Omochao: it's going to be the best of the best!

Jomochao: (Sucks harder and drools)

Spazz: Something's wrong with Joe…

Omochao: It's a common daily routine! What did you think he was doing?

Dragon: he's sucking on his fingwhore!

Omochao: It's the way he pictures everything!

Joemochao: ;

Omochao: May the force be in you!

Dragon: it's with you!

(Omochao and Joemochao disappears)

Dragon: Now I have to clean up all the drool Joe made. TT

Sonic: Yea, including Shadows. Hey where is Shadow?

Dragon: The last thing I saw him is when he was drooling and huffing. ¬¬;

Sonic: Well, lucky there's a trail of drool leading somewhere in the house…

Dragon: I'll follow it!

(Dora the explorer theme)

Dragon: Get away! There are little children singing in my head!

Sonic: Say Map! Say Map!

Spazz: ¬¬;

(A Map appears)

Dragon: This isn't a map to my house! This is a map to Porn R us!

Sonic: How did that get there? ; NARRATOR!

Narrator: (coughs)

Dragon: Forget the map! I'm just heading where the drool is going!

Sonic: Say backpack! Say backpack!

Spazz: (Smacks Sonic on the head) Say thank you… --+

Sonic: Uh…thank…you…falls

Dragon: The drool is everywhere! And its heading to the…the…OO

(Looks down at the closed bathroom door)

Dragon: My eyes! MY EYES it burns!

(Living room)

Spazz: Listen to me when I tell you to stop saying those stupid things!

Sonic:

Dragon: You can't believe what I saw under the closed bathroom door!

Sonic/Spazz: What?

Dragon: The carpet was peeling!

Sonic/Spazz: your kidding me… ¬¬

Dragon: No, but I saw Shadow killing kitties… TT

Spazz: -Oo-

Sonic: Oo

Dragon: I'm going to go get some Chaos Soda for us! I'll be right back.

Spazz: …

Sonic: I know… you wish you were there…

Spazz: (Smacks Sonic) Shut up >.

Sonic: ;

(Both sit on the couch)

Spazz: Lets see what's on TV…

Sonic: I WANT-

Spazz: No! No porn during daylight!

Sonic: Oo You watch-

Spazz: OO no…I was being sarcastic… ;

Sonic: At least the discovery channel…?

Spazz: ¬¬;

Dragon: Here 12 cans of Chaos Soda…YAY! We'll be hyper than ever! 0

(Shadow comes in the living room and sits on the couch as well)

Shadow: …

Sonic: (Nudges Spazz close to Shadow) ¬¬

Spazz: Stop it! ->. -

Dragon: Shadow we bought your favorite soda! Wanna drink?

Shadow: Sure…whatever…

Dragon: Sonic pass the soda to Shadow.

Sonic: (suspiciously opens a Viagra Packet)

Dragon: Without the sweet tarts that you made!

(Sonic puts it away)

Sonic: I don't know what you're talking about! ;

(He hands in the soda)

Shadow: Never been so thirsty in my life…

Sonic: (Hides laughter)

Shadow: ¬¬

(Door knocks)

Spazz: Someone's at the door…

Dragon: I'll get it!

(Opens the door)

Amy: Hi! Amy Rose is-

(Slams the door)

Dragon: …

(Opens the door)

Amy: -here! -

(Slams the door)

Dragon: …

(Opens the door)

Amy: -

Dragon: She wont leave! oo

Sonic: Who?- WHAA!

Amy: (Hugs Sonic tightly) Oh Sonic! I was looking for you all over the place!

Spazz: Did you look in his pornographic closet? ¬¬

Sonic: Amy please! Can you at least stop this for-

Amy: (squeezes tightly)

Sonic: Amy-

(Sonic explodes)

Amy: Sonic…?

(Sonic comes out of the kitchen)

Amy: Oh Sonic! -

Sonic: Waahh! It didn't work! OO;

Amy: I thought you were gone! -

Sonic: ¬¬;

Spazz: Guess what everybody, there's going to be a convention in town…

Dragon: A convention in town?

Spazz: A Convention in town… ¬¬

Sonic: What type of convention?

Spazz: It says here in this pamphlet that it's a-

Amy: Oh Sonic! A convention! Lets go! Lets all go!

Shadow: No matter were we go, something bad is bound to happen…

Dragon: (Whispers) Shadows spider senses are tingling…

Shadow: I heard that…

Dragon: (whispers) No you didn't…

Shadow Yes I did…

Dragon: No, what I meant to say was…

Shadow: (Stands up and walks away) ¬¬

Dragon: Spazz wants your thingaling! -

Shadow: (stops in place) Oo

Spazz: Dragon!

Dragon: Gasps How could you?

Spazz: Smacks Dragon .>. +

Dragon: owe!

Amy: Well let's go!

Spazz: Amy, The convention isn't until…in 7 days or so…

(Phone Rings)

(Dragon slowly picks up the phone)

Dragon: Hello?

:You have 7 days…

Dragon: what…?

(Hangs the phone)

Everyone???

(Phone Rings)

Dragon: Hello…?

:7 days… (moans)…ohhh…don't stop…..!

(Hangs up)

…………

Dragon: AHHH! We have 7 days until we die!

Shadow: Pathetic…

Spazz: it's just a prank call or something…

Dragon: No, I don't think it was…OO

Amy: Put on a happy face Dragon! Maybe it's a surprise party!

Dragon: ¬¬

Shadow/Spazz: Idiot…

Sonic: Come to think of it, we should have a party for fun and invite-

Spazz: PARTY! -

Dragon: Yay party! But we need to set and plan things.

Sonic: Por-

Spazz: We don't need that!

Amy: this will be fun!

Dragon: but every time we have a party, other people start-

Amy: A sex party! -

Shadow/Spazz: …

Sonic: No Amy, just a regular party is all. ;

Amy: All righty then I'll call Tails so he can help me with the decorations!

Sonic/Shadow/Spazz/Dragon: And what do we do?

Amy: You guys can organize the food supply and extra needed things!

Spazz: Why is she all of a sudden controlling us? TT

Dragon: it's the circle of life… TT where's mufasa!

Sonic: All right then tomorrow it shall be.

Amy: Great! Then I'll be leaving home and make lists what's needed!

Spazz: Okay! Then! (Pushes and shoves Amy out the door) Then we'll see you tomorrow!

Amy: Are you sure you don't want me to stay here?

Spazz: No, I think we need to start listing now!

(Shuts the door)

Spazz: --

Sonic: Close one!

Shadow: we should plan a party to kill her…

Dragon/Spazz: yes…we…. need…to…

Sonic: nah guys, I know she's annoying but can we just stick to a fun regular party?

Shadow: Ass kisser…

Sonic: I'm not kissing ass…

Shadow: Because you got tired of it…

Sonic: (Punches Shadow)

Shadow: Hey! Watch it! (Kicks Sonic in the 'ouch')

Sonic: 00;

Shadow: Get your self-fixed! And you'll never stimulate yourself again! >o +

Spazz/Dragon: (Laughs) XD

Shadow: and don't think what you've been putting in my drinks ¬¬

Sonic: o- I don't know what you're talking about…coughs

Dragon: He crackerd his nuts!

Spazz: Literally…

Shadow: (points at Sonic angrily) I'm watching you…

Spazz: okay now just calm down and lets just chill out…

Dragon: Spazz wants to 'warm' Shadow…

Spazz: Smacks Dragon I SAID SHUT UP!

Shadow: --;

Dragon: I said I love TV!

Sonic:

Spazz: And as for the party… I think you guys for once wear clothes?

Dragon: yes, Shadow and Sonic should try something different… Cant you guys be a fish!

Shadow: your kidding me…

Sonic: I'm cool with it…

Spazz: All right then, we could deal with that later…

Narrator: close this in now guys…

Shadow: NO! (Throws Chaos soda up at the narrator and levitates to Spazz)

Spazz: …

Dragon: How come Spazz is covered in soda, instead of the narrator?

Spazz: I don't know what you're talking about! ;

Sonic: Spazz you're the narrator?

Spazz: no I'm not! Can't you see the narrator is a huge voice that covers all where we go to and are?

Shadow: (Throws another can of soda in the air)

Spazz: …

Dragon: your soaked! -

Sonic: Hmmm…

Narrator: We need to close this, guys…

Spazz: See?

Shadow: ¬¬

Sonic: we'll figure that out later…

Dragon: Spazz is sticky, Shadow what did you do with her this time? ;

Shadow: Huh?

Sonic: (Coughs)

Spazz: Oh shut up… ¬¬

A/N: Thanks for reading this far! Please feel free to post in comments! I would love to hear from you guys! Chapter 2 coming soon! D