Author's Note: I'm a big fan of Anakin/ Vader, so I figured I would write this as my first fan fiction, so here goes…
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or any of the songs mentioned here.
21 Ways to Annoy Darth Vader
1. Call him Ani.
2. Sing It's a Hard Knock Life from the musical Annie.
3. For 2, inhale helium for added effect.
4. Ask him if he liked the former senator from Naboo.
5. If he says no or doesn't speak, say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
6. Laugh at his reaction.
7. Stick refrigerator magnets on him.
8. When Luke jumps off the gantry on Bespin, yell, "Oh snap, you got jacked!"
9. If he uses the Force, attempt to counter using the hand motions from Naruto.
10. When his mask is off tell him he was way hotter when he was a JedI.
11. Follow him around making choking noises.
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in his suit.
13. Replace his light saber with a Force FX one. Make it pink.
The Saga Begins by Weird Al.
15. When Luke takes Vader's mask off, blow noisily into a tissue and say, "it's so beautiful!"
16. If he ever says anything about Padme, smack him and say, " Dude, that was, like, three movies ago. Get over it!"
17. Play the bongos on the back of his helmet.
18. Fiddle with his his prosthetics.
19. Blame it on Qui-gon.
20. Using Cortosis handcuffs, handcuff him to Jar Jar. Weld the cuffs togther so they cant come off with the Force.
21. Remain alive after all of this.
Author's Note: So, what did you think? R&R!