That Awkward Moment (Stargate)

When the DHD is not real/buried/doesn't work and you have to use lightening/sea weed/naquada bombs to get is working again.

When no one will believe that you really are aliens on a jolly jaunt just to look around.

When your team members are sent to another reality.

When your team members are sent to another dimension.

When your team members are sent to another time.

When your team members are sent to another galaxy.

When your team members are sent to some alien prison.

When your team members are generally not where you left them.

When your most trusted "ally" in a situation is Baal.

When your most trusted "ally" is any Gou'a uold.

Vala. 'Nuff said.

When Daniel comes back from the dead, for the umpteenth time, right after you had a funeral for him, for the umpteenth time.

When Jack gets his face grabbed by a Lantean library and starts saying all sorts of kruvus things.

When Mitchell looses his pants again.

When the Gate disappears, again.

When Jack gets beamed out of a meeting, without warning, by Thor, again.

When any unplanned beaming takes place.

When you don't realize you have a snake in your head.

When you are in front of Sam in the lunch line and you take the last blue jell-o.

When you are in front of Jack in the lunch line and you take the last piece of cake/pie.

When you are behind Teal'c in the lunch line and you don't ask to cut ahead, because goodness knows there will be nothing left.

When that alien device turns out to be a spike ball carrying a long dead alien race.

When the alien device you brought home turns out to emit a lethal/hallucinogenic radiation.

When Jack makes it an order to go fishing, but he has no fish.

When you disobey orders (again) and the IOA has a fit (again) and the president invites you to dinner (again) but you can't go (again) because you are busy disobeying orders to save the universe (again). [suggested by PlotBunniesUnite]

When you freeze a bad guy, but he comes back.

When you explode a bad guy, but he come back.

When you shoot/stab/impale a bad guy, but he comes back.

When the bad guy dies and you send him to a planet that INSPIRED THE DEVIL, and he has the nerve to come back.

When the bad guy just doesn't stay good and dead, but all your allies can't seem to figure out a way to bring themselves back to life. If only there was some readily available magic box that could bring people back from the dead. Hey, wait a second . . . [above inspired by orthang1]