A/N-Another Parental!Roy/Ed! Also little Edo in pain. Sorry again about shortness I'm not cery giid with big chapters. Anyways first chapter. Please review!
Chapter One
Ed stormed into Mustangs office and stopped just short of the desk.
"What have you got for me this time, bastard?" Edward basically snarled.
"Now, now Fullmetal, no need for that attitude." Roy said, almost purring.
Ed sighed. "Just get on the with it Mustang, or are you just to lazy, you old man?"
Mustang smirked. "You have to get some new comebacks Fullmetal. You're running pretty short on good ones."
Edward exploded." HEY! WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HE CAN'T EVEN SEE OVER THE MASSIVE AMOUNT OF YOUR UNDONE PAPERWORK ON YOUR DESK,COLONEL BASTARD!"
Mustang frowned. Ed had managed to insult him when going on one of his *cough* little *cough* rants.
"Why, you of course. And for your information Fullmetal, I only got these reports today."
"Of course you did. Can I get the stupid assignment sheet now?" Ed grumbled.
"Here you go." Roy said sweetly, passing the briefing papers over to him.
"Humph." Ed frowned. "You think there's a Philosopher's Stone all the way out in Guilden?" He said, looking up from the sheet of paper.
"Why not? It's the only lead you've got. Also I may need to add, you can't take Al with you."
"WHAT! That's unfair and you know it, bastard. The philosophers stone means just as much to him, as it does for me." Ed growled, feeling like the entire world was against him at this point. It was raining as well for God's sake!
"Sorry, Fullmetal but your brother is a bit too recognizable for this one. If you actually can be bothered to read the sheet properly, you might find out why as well." Mustang said.
Ed grumbled some more, before rolling his eyes and saying, "See ya later then, ya bastard. Don't get too lazy when I'm gone."
And with that he walked out of the office, kicking the door open as he went.