A Day In The Life Of Kaien Cross

I woke up today and looked at my Hello Kitty clock to discover i was late.

nyyaaaaaahhhhh! My daughter and son will be worried about meeee!

I jumped out of bed and scrambled to my drawer to put on my clothes.

Once they were on, i discovered i didn't have my glasses.

eeeeeepppppp! i can't seeee!

*ding*

i walked into my bedpost and hurt my nose.

ooooooowwwwwwwwweeeeee! it hurts!

I felt the tears in my eyes, so i got a hankey to wipe my tears and i blew

my nose... to discover it was bleeding...

nyah! *sighs*

i grabbed one more hankey before going out the door,wrapped up in my coat.

I paced myself to my office and when i got there realised something...

my glasseeeeessss!

i was rumaging through my drawers when i felt something that felt similar to

glasses and i shoved them on.

well at least i can see now.

i smiled happily, then got on with my work. There was someone requseting

to join the night class.

Ibites Alot

I blinked twice at the name and thought for a moment.

ACCEPPPTTEEED! :D

wait. i read it over a few more times.

I-bites A-lot, I-bites, A-lot, I bites A lot.

nothing wrong here, i smiled.

there was not a lot happening at the moment so i decided to go and check

how my plant was doing.

i can't wait to see her again! i wonder if shes hungy, or maybe i should

talk to her!

but when i got there, the worst possible scenario had happened... my plant...

my beloved plant... was... dead!!!

NOOOOOEEEESSSSS! *cries oceans*

how did this happen! i wasn't a good carer! that had to be it! i cryed a bit more.

I mourned the death of my beloved plant, Maria, i just thought up the name, then buried her...

in the soil she was in.

I went back to my table and thought about how i was a bad carer just as Yuki and Zero walked

in, my adopted son and daughter.

YUUUUKIIIII!,ZEEEERRRROOOO! I WANNA HUG!!

they both dodged me and i fell in a pool of my tears and rocked back and forward.

Yuki: 'um chairman'. Call me daddy! i said aloud.

Yuki: 'um chairman, whats wrong?'. I'm a terrible carer i mourned and jumped out for another hug, but

was again dodged.

Zero just stood there looking utterly baffled. Yuki: 'What brung this on?'

my plant diiiieeeeddd! i sobbed.

Zero: 'a bloody plant. thats why he's like this?' Yuki: 'Um well, chairman, i-i mean daddy, it's ok i mean you

took good care of us'.

I looked at my daughter wide eyed. I DID!?!?!?! and got ready to pounce for a hug.

Zero: 'oh crap, look what you did now Yuki!, he's gonna need therapy to get out of this state'.

Yuki: '... o.o'

im a good father! and i love my children and one day we're going to live in a little house when they

graduate and... *slap*

Zero: 'Wake up chairman!!!!' Yuki: 'OK chairman we're going to take you home now so you can get some sleep'.

i don't need sleep! i need to be with my children!!!

Zero: 'He is not getting another plant...¬.¬' Yuki: 'Agreed!'

i walked with them till we were outside my room.

Yuki: 'Oh and chairman..'Zero: ' Call him daddy before he freaks!!'

Daddy's listening !! :D

Yuki: 'um daddy, whats with the big red love heart glasses?'

I took of my glasses and saw the outlined of hearts.

WAAAAAAAAA!!!!! i walked around like this all day !!!

I ran in and slammed my door.

Zero: 'o.o' Yuki: 'o.o'

*walks away*