Sam's POV:
"Ahh!" Fred and Joe yelled. Samantha, Jodie, and Freddi screamed.
"Eep!" That was me. And we're all being chased by crazy people! With a pipe, katana and...white flag? And a...wok? Well, I'll start by explaining how we got here.
—worst line break ever—
So, before we were getting chased down by maniacs, we were doing a history assignment. On the interactions between countries. "Come on, the Book can help!" Fred protested.
"No!" Joe and Jodie said sternly [1]. The Book opened and we started to warp. The girls dissappeared.
"It even wants to help!" Fred cried in triumph as the green mist surrounded us. In the warp, we ran into the girls (literally).
"Ow! Where are we going?" Freddi asked.
"Who knows?" I replied.
—another lousy line break—
As you can see, this is where we were spat out of the warp. "Stop for a minute!" a blond haired, blue eyed man yelled. Everyone stopped. He looked at us. "We won't hurt you, they're chasing France."
"Oh...who?" Fred said [2].
"Me," another blond man said. Too many blondes!
"I'm Germany." And now they're all introducing themselves.
"Japan."
"China, aru."
"Russia. You will become one, da?"
"NO!" we yelled.
"Italy, ve~!"
"Romano."
"Spain."
"America, the hero!"
"The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Or Britain. Or England."
"...Greece."
"Turkey." He glared at Greece.
"L-l-latvia."
"Poland, and my BFF Lithuania." And so it went. I saw a person in a corner. He looked up.
"You see me?" I nodded. He smiled. "I'm Canada."