(A/N: mm, seriously? ... mhm.)
"MATTIE!" asked Gilbert. "WHAT!" said Mattie. "Play with me!" demanded Gilbert. "No, Gilbert." said Mattie calmly, playing his Barbie princess in the sky game on a computer. "Arrrgghhhmmmph, WHY NOT! You're soooooooo boring, Maple Lips!" Gilbert stated crossing his arms and pouting. "And you're annoying," Matthew replied calmly. "Nyeaaaaaaaaaaah." so Gilbert continued watching Matthew play his computer game on the computer, making random noises and spinning in his awesome chair.
"This is soooooo unawesome!" said Gilbert randomly after a few moments of quiet silence. Gilbert tapped Matthew, causing him to jump "Ahh!" shouted Matthew. "I had a perfect score! Arrmmmgh you ass." Matthew pushed Gilbert off his awesome chair to the floor that was underneath them. "Owch," said Gilbert. "What the FrUk was that for, you Fluffy Batter Bastard!" Yelled Gilbert. "I feel connected!, Protected! Yeahh and woooooo zoot! Om nom!" Sang Matthew. "Hey, Mattie?" asked Gilbert. "What is it, Gil?" replied Matthew. "What's that in the distance?... COCK! Ahahahahahahaha (cough)" Matthew stared at Gilbert before returning to his game. Gilbert was bored, humming to himself and playing with Mattie's hair. Hmmm what should i do now? Gilbert thought to himself. Gilbert lit a ciggarette and smoked it like a cigarette with his mouth. He stared at Matthew with his eyes and searched the room for somthing that could further irritate his beloved pancake lover.
Gilbert grabbed a taco and put it to Matthews lips. "Eat." Gilbert said nonchalantly, pressing it harder against Matthews closed pink lips.
Gilbert ended up eating the taco and was now looking for something else to gain Mattie's attention. Mmmm... grrrrr, what now!
"Oh I know!" he said out loud with his mouth. Gilbert found a roll of christmas wrapping paper and hit Matthew over the head with it. "What the hell, Gilbert!" Matthew yelled, rubbing his sore head that had been struck. "I love you." said Gilbert calmly. Matthew just shook his head and returned to singing along to his unawesome game.
Gilbert sighed heavily crossing his arms and puffing out his cheeks. Grrrrgghh hmmm... "Hey, Baaaaby." said Gilbert sexually in his sexy voice scooting closer to Matthew's body and breathing down his neck. "Hmm," Matthew said blankly, not paying attention. "What about we go into the bedroom and have a little fun, hmm?" asked Gilbert running his hands over Matthew shoulders and down his Canadian chest.
"Eh?" Matthew replied focused on the screen of the computer he was staring at. "You know, have a little break from your game, Baaaaaaby." Gilbert said slowly standing up and walking with his feet closer to Mattie. "Not now Gil, I be busy." Matthew replied, eyes still locked on the Barbie in the screen. Hmmmm should i try more? thought Gilbert. "C'mon Mattie, it'll be fun" said Gilbert placing his hands on Matthew's thighs and nuzzling his neck with his face.
Matthew didn't speak, he tilted his head to get a better view of the computer screen. Gilbert, now desperate to get laid, grabbed Mattie's hand and lifted it to his mouth sticking his tongue out licking with his tongue over one of Matthews fingers. Matthew, uninterested in Gilberts actions continued to play. "Do you want more, Babe?" asked Gilbert hoping for a 'yes' from his partner.
Matthew snapped out of his daze at Gilberts words, looked at him before looking at his finger nearly inside Gilberts mouth. "Gil, I thought we've gone through this before, remember? Austria? Christmas party? Finland? Finger food? That odd shaped banana? Yeah, Gilbert that happened for a reason." Gilbert stopped in thought and looked around while thinking his thoughts and shrugged. "Okay, I'ma go fly that kite." said Gilbert, leaving to go fly a kite outside.