MercuryBubble: So, it's VenusKitty's birthday today! Cards are overrated, so we're writing a type of fanfiction for her.
MoonBunny: It won't make much sense. We haven't planned any of this, we're just writing it off the top of our heads.
MercuryBubble: So because we don't know what'll happen...We might need a disclaimer...
MoonBunny: Me! Me! I'll do the disclaimer! Unfortunately we don't own any of the characters that may be used. If we did we wouldn't need to make this our card to VenusKitty...
MercuryBubble: Well, I'll start it off with the obvious. Happy 21st VenusKitty! :D
MoonBunny:*sings* Happy birthday to you! Happy birthd-
MercuryBubble: Oh, shut up Bunny!
MoonBunny: Noo! I wanna sing! *sings* -day to you! Happy birthday dear-
MercuryBubble: SHUT UP!
MoonBunny:*jumps up and down* Hidoi! Hidoi! Hidoi!
MercuryBubble: Honestly. Do you ever shut up? This is Kitty Cat's birthday, for crying out loud!
MoonBunny: *wails* YOU'RE SO MEAN TO MEEEE! *pause* Oh! I'm hungry! :D
MercuryBubble: *rolls eyes* You're always hungry, though.
MoonBunny: It's not my fault! I have a high metabolism!
MercuryBubble: Right. You know how you can stop being hungry? GO EAT SOMETHING!
MoonBunny: *sulkily* But there's nothing to eat!
MercuryBubble:Sure there is! There's bread and cheese and fruit and vegetables-
MoonBunny:But they're yucky! I want something sweet!
MercuryBubble: DON'T. TOUCH. THE. CAKE.
MoonBunny: Oh! Cake? Cake? There's cake? Where? Yum, cake! *runs off to kitchen*
MercuryBubble: NO! GET BACK HERE! *runs after Bunny*
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MercuryBubble: *dragging Bunny back by the ear* You can't eat the cake!
MoonBunny: But, but, but I WANT CAKE! *wails*
MercuryBubble: *mocking* But, but, but it's for VenusKitty!
MoonBunny: *pout* Fine. *pulls out giant lollipop* I've got this to keep me going until the party.
MercuryBubble: Honestly. You are such a child.
MoonBunny: I am not! *jumps up and down* You're so mean, you're so mean, you're so mean! *wails*
MercuryBubble: That's not helping your point in the slightest. You're a ditz, too.
MoonBunny: Well at least I can open freezers!
MercuryBubble: At least I don't sit on glass!
MoonBunny: I told you it was an ACCIDENT! I didn't think before sitting down!
MercuryBubble: Do you ever think?
MoonBunny: I do too! I think all the time! I think about what I want to eat! I think about what I should buy when out shopping! I think about what clothes I should wear in the morning! I think about important stuff like that!
MercuryBubble: ...You need to sort out your priorities.
MoonBunny: Who do you think you are? Ron Weasley!
MercuryBubble: Not at all. I don't eat nearly as much food as he does. You, on the other hand...
MoonBunny: ...I'm bored! Can't we do something!
MercuryBubble: I don't know. Maybe you can perform magic tricks.
MoonBunny: Yay! Magic tricks! Accio Ash and Misty from...Pokemon!
*flash of pink light*
Misty: *blink blink* Ash, where are we? You got us lost again, didn't you!
Ash: I never get us lost! I'm gonna be the world's greatest Pokemon master! It's obviously your fault!
Pikachu: Pika? *confused*
MoonBunny: Oh my God! It's Pikachu! Pikachu, Pikachu, Pikachu! *grabs Pikachu and gets shocked*
MercuryBubble: You should've seen that coming...
Misty: My fault? How is it my fault!
Ash: Because you distracted me by talking to me and now we don't know where we are!
MoonBunny: *sidles up to Bubble* Do you think they'll notice we're here?
MercuryBubble: I'm not sure...
Pikachu: Pika...*joins Bubble and Bunny*
MoonBunny: Hi Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pi...ka...?
Misty: But you had the map upside-down!
Ash: Ohhh...So that's why I couldn't read the words...
Misty: You idiot. *hits with mallet*
MercuryBubble: I wish I had a mallet...
Ash: Oww! What have I done!
Misty: *groans* Do I even have to answer that?
MoonBunny: *jumps in between, takes deep breath* SHUT UP!
Pikachu: *jumps on Ash's shoulder* Pikachu!
MoonBunny: I'm bored of you guys. Banishing Charm!
*flash of pink light*
MercuryBubble: Well, that was...interesting. Next time, bring people who don't fight all the time.
MoonBunny: *jumps up and down* Oh, oh! I know, I know! I know who's next! Accio Marauders and Lily!
MercuryBubble: Uh oh...
*flash of pink light*
MoonBunny: *jumps up and down* Oh my God! Oh my God! It's James Potter! It's Lily! *stops jumping* Oh. It's you. *disgusted* Wormtail. You traitor! *starts jumping again* Oh my God! It's Remus Lupin! It's Sirius! *screams excitedly*
Sirius: Why, helloo there ladies.
MoonBunny: *backs away slowly*
Sirius: *to Bunny* Excuse me, did you cast a Confundus Charm on me, or are you just naturally mind-blowing?
MoonBunny: *hides behind Bubble* Get him away from me!
MercuryBubble: You're the one who just had to Summon him!
Sirius: Aww, don't hide! *turns to Bubble* If you were a Dementor, I'd turn criminal just to get your kiss.
MercuryBubble: *weird look* Get away from me.
MoonBunny: *peaks out from behind Bubble* *giggles* Well, that's ironic. You do go to Azkaban in the future.
Sirius: What! I'm too pretty for prison!
James: What did he do? *confused*
Remus: How do you even know this? Are you a Seer or something?
Peter: ...I'm a traitor? *confused*
MercuryBubble: Sirius, you're not too pretty for prison. Stop being a girl. James, he was framed for betraying you and Lily to the Dark Lord. Remus, uh...Yeah. Let's say we're Seers. And Wormtail, you only just realised you were called a traitor?
MoonBunny: Oh my wizard God! Wormtail, you really are stupid aren't you? Why Voldemort would want you as one of his followers I will never know...
Peter: I would never work for "him"... and stop calling me Wormtail! Only my friends can call me that!
Lily: What do those names even mean? I mean, come on. Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and Wormtail... they seem a little weird.
James: Uh, we can't tell you...Sorry, Evans.
Sirius: And it has nothing whatsoever to do with Remus' furry little problem...Hehehe.
Remus: *mutters to Sirius* Shut up, you idiot!
Lily: What was that, Remus?
MercuryBubble: Sorry, Lily, but no matter how much you pester them, they're not going to tell you anything. They're way too stubborn. As for you, Worm- I mean, Pettigrew, you may think that now, but don't be so sure. You are a coward, after all.
MoonBunny: Pettigrew, I still can't believe you sold Lily and James to Voldemort!
Lily: Why is it that mine and James' names are always used in the same sentence!
MoonBunny: 'Cause you're in love! XD
James: I quite like the sound of that. *winks at Lily*
*James puts his arm around Lily*
Lily: Potter, take it off before I break it off.
James: Oh, come on, Evans. You know you love me.
Lily: I. Do. Not. Love. You.
MercuryBubble: Actually, you two do end up married and have a son...
MoonBunny: And he does grow up to be the saviour of the wizarding world...
MercuryBubble: And, by extension, the Muggle world, too...
Sirius: Way to go, Prongsie!
Remus: You guys must be so proud. *snicker*
James: My son will be the greatest!
Lily: You're not going to have a son!
MoonBunny: Too bad you'll be dead for most of his life and he has to live with his aunt, uncle and cousin who treat him like shit.
Lily: No son of mine will live with Petunia!
James: I thought you said I'm not going to have a son?
Lily: Yeah. You. I said nothing about me.
MoonBunny: Lily, I know he is a bit of a jerk no-
James: Hey!
MoonBunny: *glares at James* As I was saying. He may be a jerk now, but he will mature in about a year when you are both Head Boy and Girl...
Sirius: Prongsie? Head Boy?
Lily: That toerag! Head Boy!
James: Hey, I could be Head Boy if I wanted to!
MercuryBubble: Don't you think you're telling them a bit too much, Bunny?
MoonBunny: ...Oops...Oh well, they were going to find out anyway.
MercuryBubble: Yeah, but it might have been better if they'd found out at the proper time, rather than a year in advance...Or, in some cases of what we've said, several years in advance...
Peter: Wait, Prongs and Evans have a kid? I thought she hated him...
MoonBunny: I guess I could wipe their memories...
MercuryBubble: Jeez, Pettigrew, you're so slow. Wiping their memories could work...But it might not be needed for Pettigrew.
MoonBunny: Ok, I'll just have to empty my mind.
MercuryBubble: That shouldn't be hard...
James: But I don't want my memory wiped * whines*
MercuryBubble: Sook.
Sirius: Neither do I. I wanna remember these beautiful ladies...*sidles up to Bunny and Bubble*
MoonBunny: Eep!
MercuryBubble: Don't even think about it, Sirius.
Lily: No! don't wipe my memory! I want to remember this so I don't fall for that toerag!
MercuryBubble: Yeah, that's why we're wiping your memory...Well, Bunny is, anyways.
Remus: MercuryBubble are you sure that leaving this to MoonBunny is actually safe?
MercuryBubble: Uh...Yeah, I think so. It shouldn't go too badly...
MoonBunny: What is that supposed to mean?
Remus: *gulp*
MercuryBubble: Nothing, nothing. He's just a little worried about having his memory wiped, is all.
MoonBunny: Here goes nothing...
Peter: Hey! What do you mean "But it might-"
Lily:...
Remus:...
James:...
Sirius:...
Peter:...
MercuryBubble: Are they okay?
MoonBunny: They should be...*waves hand in front of their faces*
Marauders and Lily: *blink*
MoonBunny: Yep! They're completely fine. Now to send them back to where they belong.
MercuryBubble: Try not to screw it up...
MoonBunny: Have I ever screwed something like this up before? Everything will be fine.
MercuryBubble: Well, not something specifically like this...But you certainly have screwed up a lot of stuff, so you never know.
MoonBunny: Everything will be fine, ok?
*clicks her fingers and with a flash of pink light the Marauders and Lily disappear*
MoonBunny: There. See? They're just fine...Now, who should we bring forth next...
MercuryBubble: You still want to bring forth more people? After all that? Honestly.
MoonBunny: Don't worry, this will be the last group...Hmm...I know! Why didn't I think of this before?
*Bunny clicks her fingers and in a flash of pink light a group of five girls appear*
MoonBunny: Look Bubble, it's the Sailor Senshi!
MercuryBubble: Bunny...
Raye: Where the hell are we?
Mina: Who cares where we are? We should be more worried as to why there are no hot boys around!
Raye: Is that all you think about?
*Mina and Raye start fighting*
MoonBunny: Uh...Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
MercuryBubble: You think?
MoonBunny: Is it my fault? I didn't think they'd start fighting, now did I?
MercuryBubble: You're the one who summoned them...
Serena: Mina, Raye, stop it. We need to find a way to get out of here so I can get to my date with Darian on time. Amy, can you do a scan?
Amy: Sure. *Takes out Mercury computer*
MercuryBubble: Ooh! The Mercury computer! :D
Amy: This is strange. I can't get a reading on this place...
MercuryBubble: What? The Mercury computer failed? No!
MoonBunny: Bubble, it failed because they are in the "Real World", not the Sailor Moon one...
MercuryBubble: Shush! Your logic is irrelevant!
Serena: *Notices Bunny and Bubble* Hey, maybe they can help us?
Lita: They might be evil. We should be careful.
MoonBunny: HOW DARE YOU CALL US EVIL! *wails*
Raye: Oh God, she's worse than Meatball Head.
MercuryBubble: Shush, Bunny! Your wailing might convince that we're enemies! We don't want that!
Serena: Hey! Don't call me MEATBALL HEAD!
Amy: I don't think they're evil. I think they're the writers of this fic...
MercuryBubble: Amy! You're so smart! I'm not surprised you figured out this is a fic! :D
Mina and Serena: What's a 'fic'?
MoonBunny: It's short for fanfiction.
MercuryBubble: And this one is being written for VenusKitty! *realises* Oh yeah! It's her birthday! We sure did get off topic...
MoonBunny: Whoops. Oh well, she'll love it anyway.
Raye: Why are we here, anyway? We don't know her.
MercuryBubble: Bunny decided to summon you for some odd reason...
MoonBunny: I was bored and wanted entertainment, so I used magic to bring you all here! :D
MercuryBubble: As you do...
Mina: Can you summon some hot guys for us?
Lita: Yeah! Maybe Andrew?
Serena: Or Darian?
Lita: Don't forget Chad for Raye!
Raye: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
MoonBunny: But...
Serena, Mina and Lita: Please? *puppy-dog eyes*
MercuryBubble: I'm not sure she should...There's already a lot of you here...Plus she summoned a whole heap earlier...
MoonBunny: No. I will not abuse my powers...Much.
MercuryBubble: Much? Do you mean to say you haven't abused your powers heaps already?
MoonBunny: They're my powers! You're just jealous of their awesomeness!
MercuryBubble: At least I don't resort to stealing other people's powers!
MoonBunny: Oh really? When have I stolen your powers? Whatever they are...
Raye: WOW! They're worse then us, Meatball Head!
MercuryBubble: I have control over ice and water, thank you very much! And you keep using them!
MoonBunny: When have I, pray tell, used those powers?
Serena: Don't call me Meatball Head, Pyro!
MercuryBubble: When you froze that Youma!
Lita: What Youma?
Amy: How do you know what a Youma is?
Raye: When did you guys fight a Youma?
Mina: When are the hot guys getting here?
Serena: I'm going to miss my date with my Prince! :(
MoonBunny: Uh...Well, you see...We're kinda in a fanfiction written by VenusKitty where we are you guys pretty much...It's called RLSM, or Real Life Sailor Moon. It's pretty good! :)
Mina: You are us? How does that work? We are all different people!
Amy: Oh, I see...
MercuryBubble: Of course you do, Amy! You're so smart!
Serena: Who is me? And who is my prince?
MercuryBubble: Take a guess, Serena! *points to MoonBunny's name*
MoonBunny: Endymion is my friend Reilly...But I don't like him that way. *under her breath* Not any more, at least...
MercuryBubble: *smirk*
Raye: Well, that's fitting. They're so a like they could be twins...
Mina: So what's this guy like? Is he hot?
MoonBunny: *facepalm* I'm not saying...
MercuryBubble: Uhh...
Serena: Are you sure you don't like him, MoonBunny?
MoonBunny: Yes, I'm sure! He's just my friend!
Lita: I understand MoonBunny. I have a guy friend that everyone seems to think that I lov-
Mina: You and Ken are sooooo cute ;)
MoonBunny: Wow, Mina and VenusKitty really are like twins...
MercuryBubble: That's for sure...
Raye: Can we go? I'm bored...
MoonBunny: NO, NOT YET!
MercuryBubble: Noo! I don't want you to go!
Raye: Why not?
MoonBunny: Because I said so!
Amy: I'm guessing you are me, MercuryBubble...
MercuryBubble: Yes! :D 'Cause you're awesome!
Lita: Who is me?
Amy: *blushes* Thanks. I don't get called that much.
MoonBunny: Our friend, Phoenix, is you, Lita.
MercuryBubble: You're welcome! People should call you awesome more often! :3
Amy: *blushes*
Raye: Who plays me?
MoonBunny: Uh...You can handle this, Bubble.
*runs away and hides*
MercuryBubble: Me? Why me? Hey! GET BACK HERE!
Raye: Who is it?
Serena: Yeah, who plays Raye?
MercuryBubble: Umm...A girl named Dee.
MoonBunny: How dare you mention the traitor!
MercuryBubble: *glares*
MoonBunny: *hides*
Serena: Why is she a traitor?
MercuryBubble: ...BUNNY! GET BACK HERE! *storms over to where Bunny is hiding* You can explain this one!
MoonBunny: She betrayed us and insulted the good name of Sailor Mars. We're still looking for a replacement...Anyway, she pretty much has the personality of Zoicite...
MercuryBubble: ...Zoicite's better than her.
MoonBunny: Too right. I hate her, and I don't hate just anyone...
Serena: She sounds like a bully.
Raye: How dare she insult my name!
Mina: I don't like the sound of he-
Lita: Can I hurt her?
MoonBunny: Ye-
Amy: You really shouldn't, Lita. It would be an abuse of Senshi power.
MercuryBubble: You shouldn't be encouraging it, either, Bunny.
MoonBunny: But... *puppy-dog eyes*
MercuryBubble: *fierce look* No.
MoonBunny: Fine. *sidles up to Lita* I'll take you to her lat-
MercuryBubble: BUNNY!
MoonBunny: *looks innocent* what?
MercuryBubble: No chocolate for you! You've been very bad!
MoonBunny: But I want chocolate! *wails*
Serena: There's chocolate?
MercuryBubble: I don't care!
Mina: *sidles up to Bunny* How long will it take you to get some hot guys here?
Serena: Hot guys? Oh my God! I forgot about Darian and my date!
MercuryBubble: ...Oh dear.
MoonBunny: Mina... I'm sorry but I wont be bringing any hot guys here...
Raye: Only you, Meatball Head...
Amy: Serena...We will probably be put back at the exact time that we left...* looks at Bubble* Is that right?
MercuryBubble: I'm not sure...I don't do any of the sending, but I would assume that's the case.
Serena: Soo...I'd still have 5 hours?
MoonBunny: Yes, you would Serena. :)
Raye: Meatball Head, I'll never understand your logic.
MercuryBubble: Or lack thereof...
Serena: You guys are mean!
MoonBunny: Serena, don't worry, I'd be the same way in your position.
MercuryBubble: That's 'cause you're just as ditzy.
MoonBunny: Oi! That's just plain mean! At least I can open a freezer door!
MercuryBubble: At least I don't sit on glass!
Serena: What is that meant to mean?
MoonBunny: Uh...
MercuryBubble: Secret business! :D
Serena and Mina: Tell meeeee! *whines*
Raye: Do I even want to know what happened?
Lita: Why would you sit on broken glass?
MercuryBubble: Because it seemed like a good idea at the time, evidently.
Amy: MoonBunny, I hope you didn't get hurt...
MoonBunny: Thanks Amy. At least somebody cares about me...*looks at Bubble* Unlike some people *glares* Lita, I didn't think before I sat down...
MercuryBubble: *sniff* Stop being so dramatic
MoonBunny: But I'm a drama student! I have a right to be dramatic!
MercuryBubble: No, you don't.
Raye: Guys! Stop fighting and send us home!
MoonBunny: *pouts* But what if I don't wanna send you home?
MercuryBubble: Stop being so selfish, Bunny.
Serena: I wanna see Darian...But I wanna stay here with my non-blood related twin... :(
Mina: I wanna go hot guy spotting.
MoonBunny: How about this. You guys can go home, but after you wish VenusKitty a happy birthday :)
MercuryBubble: *sigh* Really, Bunny?
Serena: That seems fair.
MoonBunny: She'd love it! And you know it!
MercuryBubble: I s'pose...
Sailor Senshi: HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY, VENUSKITTY! XD
A.N. VenusKitty turns 21 today! So if you are going to review, wish her a happy birthday and make her day extra special! Lots of smiles, from:
2/3's of the Sister Senshi writing team A.K.A MoonBunny and MercuryBubble.